*gets fat in your path*

>The Architect is bisexual now

i liked him as hellboy

Fat Hopper is hot as fuck

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cope

*blocks your path*

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it's the hawaiin shirt, also the fact he was less serious and more goofy.

what mode is this?

Strongfat

Domestic Bear

>says he's on a diet
>just gets fatter next season
Surprisingly accurate to real life

Jello.

Was Joyce Byers an architect all along

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>t. Hill-shill

>Fat Hopper will never fuck you so hard he shatters your pelvis

To be fair, that's a realistic sheriff's physique.

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>steals your show

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>declines sandwich because he's on a diet
>receives distressing news and eats sandwich anyway
Foreshadowing

>this twink is almost 30

.
Rent free

he looks good for being a boomer

wow now he’s almost half as fat as our bloated cuck of a president

It's the mustache.

yes

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Any more TV shows with this aesthetic?

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many women have dad issues, and that's a good thing

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>Joyce is a feeder who fattened up Bob and now Hop
That's pretty hot

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not many men can grow them out as nice as this (if it's a real one)

>tee hee eat your Eggos my little piggy~

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>Mr.Brosnan, you don't need to worry about Ms.Dyer I will take care of her

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jesus christ he keeps getting hotter, guess I'll have to watch the new season
how often does he appear?

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>tfw no feeder gf

Trump is still 3x as fat

Hotter? Are you telling me I could be sexually appealing and not even know it? I'M SAVED

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A lot

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Notice the jiggle when he slaps his hand against his thigh.

So fucking nice

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you'd be surprised how many fags like me are into chubby bears
my fucking dick

Why are so many men balding now? Was it always like this?

>a lot of fucking women liked this fucking fat slob this season
>i don't know wtf is going on

Really? Women may say they hate toxic masculinity and want a beta boy, but they all go for the Chad

Hoops a Chad. He’s what high school Chads turn into. A fat alpha that drinks too much beer and watched sports

YOU DON'T TUG ON SUPERMAN'S CAPE
YOU DON'T SPIT INTO THE WIND
YOU DON'T PULL THE MASK OFF THAT OL LONE RANGER AND YOU DON'T MESS AROUND WITH JIM

did he hate Mike cause he's skinny?

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why are we still pretending like we don't know what shit tests are?

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Pretty much every day I come home from work, only I don't drink faggot wine, I prefer potato wine.
I don't think I'll live long

Same, just reached two days sober. Trying to get my shit together.

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the russians will make him fit again, i hope

Sicko

I hope he gets even fatter but your suggestion makes more sense with the story

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He was fatter, but a lot manlier this season.

Yes. Older hairstyles covered the minor balding and hair thinning most men have always experienced.
Indeed, for most human history, this hairline wouldn't even be worth commenting on. 'balding' was reserved for people with far more significant hair loss.

Imagine thinking /pol/ still likes Trump. What a retard.

The entire show is full of twinks and betas and they end up killing the two alphas. What did they mean by this

Bauman is alpha as hell

we're all gonna make it

>holding chip with two fingers so that the chip can go as deep into the jar as possible
I thought I was the only one

Holy shit i forgot what he looked like.

I hope he stops getting fatter. Because he is a dad that takes charge, whats not to like. Drives the homemakers wild

>tfw no Billy/Hopper Team-Up where they waste demofaggots
I miss him, bros...

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So, Billy dies, good.

Hop probably isn't dead

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Spin-off about these three when?

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ITT: nerd virgins that think it's impossible to be both fat and a true chad

How would he fuck Joyce without breaking her

What the fuck? Are they openly socialist now?

They disguised themselves as Russians

its almost like people care more whats on the inside

He's the hot kind of fat

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Ad Hominem fallacy you goofy nigga

(((Disguised))) hmmmmmmmmmmmm yes, yes.

>didn't watch the show
Okay

>have this exact body type
>don't get nearly close the amount of attention he gets

gfdi

If Fat Hopper is hot, then why aren’t the gay chubby chasers lusting over him?

Dude Trump is fat

They are though

He was always fat

If the left is fat then call me obese

I'm as fat as he is on the right and I would never take my shirt off in public. Props to him.

The left is fat. What else would you call it?

Are you a teenager? He is above average for men that age.

The left is fat, the right is obese.

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Left is chubby, right is fat

based trump, hellboy tanked too

Frig off Randy

>Women unironically find both of these bodies attractive and you're still single

Why does it be like it do?

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They won’t once they realize the fatpad is hiding half the dick.

>above average
wtf does that even mean? you mean overweight? it’s all still fat, user

youre mom has taste. woman need someone to snuggle with after they've been fucked.

I need to lose weight.

WINONA!

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the average fat dude isn't built like this. clearly he'd be relatively muscular if he got down to a healthy bf%. if you're a skeleton with bad posture who just happens to be carrying 50 lbs of fat, that doesn't make you 'bear mode'. you have to be burly and imposing like an american football player or a fighter to impress women like this.

it's the same way men like 'thick women' but that doesn't mean you'd like a square bodied woman with a gut, you want someone with a figure and big titties. the raw bf% or weight doesn't mean shit. it's about composition.

if you are a plain fat guy, either lose the body fat and become actually skinny, or lift some weights to fill out your frame and justify that fat. true hardcore mode would be to do both.

Millie is also getting FAT

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All that, plus Harbour is like 6’4”.

LISTEN HERE YOU FUCKIN WALL! YOU LAY A FUCKIN FINGER ON WINONA I WILL BREAK YOUR FUCKIN NECK

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This. He fattened up for season 3 just after he had gotten ripped for Hellboy and you can tell. Also he has a handsome face.

Literally my body on the right

Is this for a roll?

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>roll

that's what happens when you quit smoking

Damn, the conspiracy runs deep I see

Too many whoppers

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hopper eat a whopper haha

>jim hopper eats a slim jim at seven eleven
>he's fat
Kek

I knew it was GOMAD

The plot thickens

A man denied his thread

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hates him because finn is a massive cunt

Bauman is a balding Eurosissy

nice

Mike was a prick when he was whispering and making fun of Hopper when he sat down to talk to him and El

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>have big dick
>shortstack gf prefers me fat because sex doesnt destroy her everytime
>the fat sex is better
what do bros?