>What if Gollum was female?
"Amazon Studios would love to have input from D&D on The Lord of the Rings series"
Easton Butler
Josiah Campbell
What if fredo was black
Samuel Torres
what if Sauron was Trump?
Hunter Harris
Welp there goes any shred of hope for this shit show
Dylan Scott
>he had any in the first place
Elijah Diaz
What if they took the eagles?
Jayden Martin
>ask Dumb and Dumber what they would do
>do the exact opposite
Carson Hughes
What if gollum was an faceless man?
Ian Bennett
>build me an army worthy of mordor
Grayson Cook
>well Sauron just kind of forgot about the ring
Andrew White
Female Gollum would be hot in a depraved way.
Kevin Jackson
i need to hurry up and finish star trek so i can cancel my amazon prime account
Julian Martinez
Is it any good
Levi Howard
But the expanse is coming
Levi Green
D&D here. What you need to do is see which actors are popular on social media and then tailor the story to revolve around their characters and have every other character talk about how smart and awesome they are and can do no wrong.
Ethan Nguyen
Thanks anything else
Samuel Stewart
>Give me nine good men.
Nathaniel Sanders
>so, when writing this, did you-
>these actors, THESE FACES
>ok, but I'm asking about the writin-
>why are you insulting the cast?
their past interviews prove you correct.
Jaxon Jones
>i could carry it for a while, share the load
Daniel Adams
>Throw it into the fire!
>Isildur!
>"fuck no"
Austin Carter
>Ah moight no' 'ave the blood of Numenor, but a'least ah've go' a huge cock!
Parker Perez
>They're taking the hobbits to isengard
Daniel Hernandez
OH FUCK NO
GOD DAMN IT NO
Jonathan Young
>not "i am no man"
Jeremiah Gonzalez
>Kung Fu fights 5 of Grima's henchmen in full armor without breaking a sweat
Jayden Russell
>star wars
>now lotr
Is there anything these kikes won't ruin?
Samuel Davis
Why is this pushed? Even the normies hate them but MSM keeps acting like they did a good job.
Asher Allen
The Boys
Farscape
Buffy
Bosch
Angel
Supernatural
Justified
Man in the High Castle
all good tv shows on Prime you should watch imo
Liam Perry
We'll never see the likes of this kino ever again.
Kevin Kelly
holy fucking shit OP
actually made me laugh irl
Kayden Wood
it's honestly possible that they want to get D&D attached to serve as lightning rods for criticism given that their reputations are already ruined.
Cooper Barnes
>gollum seemed to forget that he wanted that ring back
Kevin Hill
>No man can kill me!
>I am no man
Brandon Wright
do you really think the MSM is at all honest?
Daniel Cooper
Of course not but this time even absolute normies aren't buying it and they still think they can convince people if they just keep hammering it in.
Blake Morales
Italians are pretty much niggers anyway so nothing would change.
William Cooper
How can hollywood still take D&D seriously after GoT?
Juan Morales
but Borimir did have the blood of Numenor you plen it was just more diluted than Aragorn's
Gabriel Garcia
Because they are protected by Disney now. Because of this, the MSM and Hollywood have to pretend that they are good.
Benjamin Robinson
>Think they mean Dungeons & Dragons at first, and cringe.
>Realize they mean something far worse....
no....
Connor Miller
Based
Juan Adams
Yeah we kind of forgot about that.
Ethan Murphy
DABID
WHAT IF
GANDALF
OPENeD A PORTAL?!!
AND THROUGH THE PORTAL
RAMSAY DABID!
RAMSAY WITHOUT A SHIRT
HE QUIPS AND TAKES OUT GANDALF 1 ON 1
Jack Diaz
>You want the good girl but you need the bad pussy.
Camden Butler
>Thread about D&D helping to make the LOTR series
>all of the jokes are based on George RR's terrible writing