THE SACRED JEDI TEXTS!!!

>>Rey keeps stealing stuff
that's why yoda torched the tree, he knew the books were safe. Rey will be the start of a new, woke, jedi order with a wymyn's council of mulicultural and multisexual force users.

Upvoted for using the shitty camrip screencap

>SACRED
So Plinkett was right when he called the Jedi a crazy religious cult?

I don't understand why supposedly old > new. There tend to be for why we move away from the old stuff

I actually forgot the final Star Wars movie comes out in a few months. What excuses will fanboys use when it doesn't gross as much as TLJ? They seem convinced based on previous movies that it'll make between 1.5 and 2 billion WW

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I DIDNT EVEN GET TO READ THEM, YOU LITTLE FUCKIN TROLL.

>I don't understand why supposedly old > new.
I don't understand why supposedly new > old.

>There tend to be for why we move away from the old stuff
Problem is, they're doing it to be "woke" not progress the story or characters.

she bypassed the means for legal ownership
women can’t steal

>is that a fucking book

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>she bypassed the means for legal ownership
Of course that implies that Luke had ownership. It's entirely possible the books are meant for any force user that wishes to gain knowledge.

Who cares, honestly

To expand on that, being a person obsessed with insufferable fanboys is just as bad as being a fanboy

>Who cares, honestly
The people who don't want to see their childhood raped, apparently.

>old > new
In star wars case it happens to be true but it's not an absolute
It should be good movies > bad movies

It was prank. Based Yoda. Luke committed sudoku after that.

>It should be good movies > bad movies
And Disney doesn't care about making good movies. They want to makes movies that make money. So the movies have to be just "good" enough to make money. And if they can throw their agenda into the mix, so much the better.

I'm saying who cares what fanboys think
Don't see it if you're afraid that you'll see your childhood being raped

Which is fine, if that's what Disney wants to do
The old movies are still better

>The old movies are still better
Which are tainted with all the new shit.

Notice how Disney still hasn't released bluray non-special editions of the original trilogy?

She could have said something, though. Just taking them away without a word when Luke has been taking care of them for the last years sounds a bit rude.

Who’s that green guy?

Lol how are the old movies tainted by the new shit

>I'm saying who cares what fanboys think
Not everyone who loved/loves star wars is a fanboy. not everyone who comments on star wars is a fanboy.

>Don't see it if you're afraid that you'll see your childhood being raped
you'd still hear about it and it would still be raped if you didn't watch it.

>Notice how Disney still hasn't released bluray non-special editions of the original trilogy?
That's fucking George's fault not Disney's

>She could have said something, though.
for all we know, yoda himself put the books in the falcon and Rei doesn't know about them. we'll find out (or not) in the next movie.

>Not everyone who loved/loves star wars is a fanboy. not everyone who comments on star wars is a fanboy.
No shit retard but I was specifically replying to the concerned with what fanboys think

>Lol how are the old movies tainted by the new shit
Special editions.
And you know where the characters and plot are heading.

>That's fucking George's fault not Disney's
Disney hasn't released them though. should've been the very first thing they did.

She also stole BB8 from another scavenger just because she's right and everyone is wrong and bad

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MY MOUTH WAS OPEN

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>Special editions
Wait what do the special editions have to do with the new new star wars movies

>2019
>glorifying an institution of old men teaching people to use Force
We need to #cancelSW

>should've been the very first thing they did.
Should've been what George did a long fucking time ago, before Disney ever had their hands on it

>Luke, sorry about not helping you out with The Emperor
>You see, we would have done, since it turns out we can actually still use the force to affect the physical world.
>Yes, it surprised me too. I explicitly said I couldn't help you before you fought Vader, so it must make me look quite the arsehole since it turns out I can
>Well, anyway, back to the throne room.
>Yoda mentioned we should help it in passing, you see, so we were just gearing up to come in and save the day
>no idea why he didn’t mention it before, but better late than never, or so I thought
>well we were almost there when we were distracted by the smell of a barbecue.
>being ghosts, and not having eaten for a while, we got a bit off track looking for it
>by the time we realised the delicious roasting smell was actually coming from your medium rare body, your father had already given Sheev a heave down the Death Star
>He was a good friend

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underrated

This was the only half-decent scene in the movie

>Sheev heave

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...

and the millennium falcon and chewbacca

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And Luke's lightsaber

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>Luke making his own lightsaber was symbolic of him coming out of Obi-Wan and his father’s shadow
>Rey simply steals someone else’s and clings to it even when it’s destroyed
Poetry