If you have Amazon Prime watch this movie, it is the worst film ever made.
Honestly this is the spiritual successor to the room.
I honestly wasn't sure what the fuck was going on in the director's head. There are literal cue cards on camera that are being misread. It looks like it was edited in power point.
The worst part is that the film was some furvert's passion project. The director put some kind of thought into how he wanted his movie to look and then completely missed it. There are VHS porn films made in the 90's with a better sense of cinema.
I started watching the best of the worst where they reviewed the movie. then I realized I didn't want to spoil it, found out it was on amazon prime, and then proceeded to view the film in it's entirety.
i've seen that too, and I have to say that lycan colony is better (worse?)
but that movie is gold too, but it actually has more thought and better editing compared to lycan colony
Bentley Sullivan
MISTAKE
Carter Edwards
honestly that wasn't even the part where I lost my shit the hardest
the conversation around the diner table had me rolling on the ground
I thought "are these fucks reading off of cue cards?" and then a cue card made its way into frame.
Owen Sullivan
You know, generally I hate it when people shit on badly made indie films because it's hard as fuck to make any film and if something was made with honest intentions then that's always worth something. Even if it's god awful we owe it to them to be polite about it. But holy shit, this is awful
David Powell
it really is shit, it's the film equivalent of "I forgot I had a project and it is due tomorrow morning"
Carson Turner
It's impressively bad. I assume there were budget issues and the director had no experience or natural talent either. Premise doesn't seem that retarded, there's probably a mediocre bargain bin flick in there somewhere
Jaxson Price
it's not that there was a lack of experience, it was like the director shot the movie intentionally making the wrong decision. like wtf was the that weird tattoo thing floating on the back of the neck shit about? why? like why even add that thing in post production
Nathan Williams
That happens all the time, you wouldn't believe it for continuity purposes. Especially if the designs aren't finalised or you're doing reshoots or whatever. Fincher does it all the time, a classic example is GWTDT where every single post-it note and even Liz's hair is CG for continuity reasons and to accommodate script changes.
This decision was probably motivated by not knowing how to do tattoo makeup though
David Cruz
holy shit I didn't know that her hair was CG. I should re watch it. Also I'd totally fuck Daniel Craig in that movie, no homo
Andrew Hill
Most of the time it's not, don't get the wrong idea. There's one bit where she's sitting at a computer in closeup that took them a couple of days to film so they CG her fringe to give hair and makeup a fighting chance.
You really want your mind blown, there's no a drop of practical blood in the whole film, all of it was CG, including the blood that gets washed off Daniel Craig's face in the shower
Jordan Jenkins
it is a little surprising that they'd cg the blood on Craig's face, but I suppose if you want the perfect look for that scene you'd have to cgi it
James Clark
Has it become a thing for people to intentionally make shitty movies because soibois will watch them?
John Reyes
More because Fincher does 200000 takes and you can't clean the set every time. It's just easier.
Benjamin Richardson
have you not seen MST3k?
Cameron Green
Its called tax write offs
Uwe Boll made his entire career off it Sony Pictures exist because of it
Oliver Cox
im not going to stream your movie so you can make a quick buck, faggot
Noah Turner
haha, I watch redlettermedia too fellow redditor!
Bentley Mitchell
>it is the worst film ever made. No way TLJ, TFA, Dark Phoenix, Fantastic Four, MiB4 etc
Joseph Adams
See if you can watch Big Bad Wolf which may or may not still be on Prime. It's a movie that will change your life.
