What was she so surprised by?

Just caught this episode last night

George was a bit rapey

Balding men typically have massive cocks. It's part of having so much testos that your hair leaves you.

THE WATER WAS COLD

based and factpilled.

>George was a bit rapey

t. zoomer

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>That episode where circumcision was idealized and tried to justify it

A nude man.

Test affects ball size not dick size

>Based Kramer trying to save the kid from getting mutilated

>mfw a grower, not a shower

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an acorn

>Jay Scott Greenspan
>white

Cope.

test affects its growth during puberty, but it's the way it's released, the kind that is released, along with your sensitivity to it and your tissue makeup
t. urologist

ZOG hog

>Has 2" soft, becomes 5" hard
>I-I-I'm a g-grower guys

Shrinkage is a lie only believed by dicklets

I'm 2 inches soft and 4 inches hard.....

>mfw neither

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These days he would be arrested for rape if this happened

Well wtf asshole, we all want bigger dicks, run that shit bitch, ya'mean?

Listen here faggot, if my kid can become a transsexual at the age of five then why can't he get a bigger dick through hormones?

Lies
t. Went bald at 19 with average sized peepee

His girth

Fake.
Sex is a social construct hence it can’t be affected by this kind of stuff

tru

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I mean, that ain’t the usual level of R*ddit thotness. 7 previous partners aside, she’s not asking for Thundercock, just an average dick.

Could you be more specific please?

I’m 3’’ soft and almost 7’’ hard

I think most whites are.

i mean, i was in love with this girl once. we got along great. when we finally had sex i took off her bra and her boobs just nosedived into her bellybutton. major, major sagging. like trying to keep water in your hands, they would slip and droop again.

i couldnt do it. so i understand her situation. it's fuckin shit though.

probably

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now do IQ

ha, I'm glad I don't have that problem, haha. that'd be so crazy haha

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It's true this part have no sense. An attractive girl like her would have seen hundreds of dicks by then and seeing a shrunk dick is no surprise.

grower>>>shower

she saw the foreskin

Been around a lot of naked Black guys while observing their dicks, then?

how do lesbians satisfy each others needs?
i really dont understand what's the problem.

It's not like their married or been dating for years, 8 months is pretty standard for a relationship. It's not a big deal

Is shrinkage real?

>tfw both

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>how do lesbians satisfy each others needs?

with dildos

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Testosterone is a heavily controlled substance because of how effective it is at making people stronger and more aggressive.

More reason s why I shouldn't even try

That image is such horseshit. Most women don't own a dildo or any sex toy, and if they own a sex toy, it's a tiny little vibrator.

After a few kids all boobs do that. If you care about looks don't marry a woman, they age like milk. Take the gay pill.

this but with 5' as turned on but not extremely

Came to post this

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That's bullshit, dildos are longer than dicks because they need to hold the dildo. The dildo will never go fully in their vagina because their hand is holding the base.

tbf 3.5''-4'' erect is tragic. You really need to be well above average in girth if you're to make that work.

I realize that he got dealt a shit hand and it's hard to cope with that but he lost the second he showed he had insecurity about it and was nervous. You have to show them it doesn't bother you and your life will improve drastically. When you degrade yourself it makes it so the woman is thinking that "if he views himself this way why am I even with him?" Where if he started off strong he had a much better chance of making it with her.

Yes. When it's cold or I'm feeling anxious about something it shrivels up into a literal baby dick

What a load of shit. She's still not going to "feel much" no matter how much confidence he has.

It's enough to reach the parts in her vagina that feel good. His relationship with her will probably shatter his confidence even more if there is anything left but if he had that approach he would find a woman.

Hey how come is his name different?

Have you heard of any of these people?
>Carlos Irwin Estévez
>Michael John Douglas
>Krishna Pandit Bhanji
>Neta-Lee Hershlag
>Mark Sinclair
>Caryn Elaine Johnson

>tfw 2" to 5" hard but can go beast mode 5.5"
>can only keep it up for 30 seconds

You made me laugh out loud user I know exactly what you mean. That extra half an inch when I'm really excited makes me feel like a god. I know it's not a lot and I'm not big but it still makes me feel good.

QUIT STARING AT MY DICK

>women complain about overconfident men but resent men who are honest about their shortcomings
this is honestly the catch-22 that ruined my ability to even want to pursue women. You're either effortlessly, naturally perfect or you deserve to die alone.

its simple bro: just have a 9x8" dick and be humble about it

They can complain about overconfident men all they want but they are still attracted to it. You don't have to act like you're superhuman either just don't for any reason at all make yourself seem inferior. Self deprecating stuff is a turn off.

>just don't for any reason at all make yourself seem inferior. Self deprecating stuff is a turn off.
It's almost like women are still animals. Seeking the partnet with the best mating ritual.

I can keep it for 20 minutes when I'm fapping, but hardly can keep it for 1-2 minutes with real women

>self deprecating stuff is a turn off.
it's a turn-off because you're not allowed to ever need anything from her. You can never make her FEEL like you're not relying on her, because it will make her FEEL like you're hiding something from her. that's the sick joke of the "partnership/equality" bullshit she forces you to regurgitate. You accommodate her emotions, and a competent of that accommodation is providing the illusion that she does the same for you.

blacks are mostly showers while whites are growers because of the cold climate

What you just said is why it's really important for men to have good mothers. Not talking single moms that ruin their kids lives but an actual mother. She's the only woman you can ever show weakness to if you're a man and you won't get judgment and can actually get emotional fulfillment in return. You won't ever get that from your wife but it will make you feel good knowing your children will be able to get it from her.

literally me

>mfw neither shower nor grower

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>mfw I know exactly what you mean
>mfw normally 5.5in but can beast mode to 7 or so
>mfw it's only happened half a dozen times

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fuck that noise man, I can't pretend to be a stoic brick wall in front of anyone for the rest of my life

I will find myself a woman that is actually worth living with
not some random roastie.

His cavernous urethra

There are still plenty of good women out there but it doesn't change the fact that everything about their being will be miserable if you display yourself as emotional and needy.

>Short guy with a big dick schtick
It's not uncommon and it's shocking because of proportions, even at a semi it can look "engulfing"

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>2" flaccid
>8" hard
>but premature ejaculator
Not as though anyone will experience it anyway

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>character on seinfeld
>jason alexander aka jay scott greenspan
>white
dumb nigger

>girl leaves bedroom
>turn into Billy mayes
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!

>This level of cope

based retard

>seething wh*te dicklet

I'm 7.25" grower and I'd be embarrassed as fuck if I were just in a cold swimming pool and a hot chick just walked in on me. George was right in his self defense.

Once I was staying over night in a hospital after surgery, and I complained to a nurse about my dick hurting (had no idea about catheters for surgery going into it), and she checked out my dick for swelling or something (also wasn't expecting that). Yes she was a very attractive nurse in her 20s, and she my flaccid was unusually small due to I guess being on pain killers and feeling weird.

>that open mouth reflex

>5.5"
>beast mode

hahahaha

>reflex
It's part of the act m8

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Same, when I'm not erect I have a straight baby dick.

7.3 hard, like 2 inches soft. It's the worst.

>cock is over seven inches
>It's the worst

feeding her the lobster would now be a hate crime

>be black
>have 8.8 inch long dick
>premature ejaculator with longest sexual encounter being just over the 90 second mark

u mad white bois?

>He's very subconscious about it

I am yeah. why don't you just take those rhino cock pills and go multiple rounds.

Will Africa ever do a "study" that isn't self-reported?

jokes on you fag, i’m 6” hard