>Our next guest is the hottest rising star in Hollywood, in just a few short months he went from total unemployment to the director of some of the biggest blockbusters of the past decade, he's here to talk to us tonight about his upcoming film, ladies and gentlemen, MISTER user!
Our next guest is the hottest rising star in Hollywood...
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Logan Hall
Thanks kimmel, youre a faggot and i dont care that i got your name wrong
Asher Cruz
You guys don't ACTUALLY picture yourselves as a famous director on a talkshow spouting off non-PC rants about diversity in Hollywood that would make Yea Forums call you 'based' do you?
Michael Gray
Matthew Anderson
thanks fallon, hows the drinking problem you mick faggot? you suck.
Jayden Cox
No, thats what my movies will be for
Brandon Long
No, but I do imagine myself getting an Oscar and walking up on stage, accepting it, (squeezing BDH's brapper as I do it) standing in front of everyone and joking, "It's heavier than I thought", then I look at the award and say, "You're a big guy!"
Then I walk off stage and immediately start browsing Yea Forums
Josiah Phillips
Thats actually hilarious
Jace Baker
i have this fantasy and i instantly sell out to the liberal shills and marry a wealthy jewess
im sorry but everyone would
Liam Rogers
No, actually I daydream about being a director in the 70s travelling to scandinavia, manchuria and japan making movies about humanism and the horrors of war.
I also have a stay at home traditional wife who fully supports my career and loves me.
Justin Allen
Thanks, Fallon.
Folks, I want to tell you what a little birdie by the name of Mel Gibson shared with me as I referred to him for guidance during my recent project: those dirty Jews.
You see, Jimm- I may call you Jimmy, right? No? Well, fuck you too then you alcoholic cock sucker. I'm the guest here and I do what I want.
Jayden Lewis
No I picture myself as a pretty girl getting flirted with
Blake Lee
I picture myself dead and think about what the people around me would be like if I wasn't there.
Benjamin Cook
>70s travelling to scandinavia, manchuria and japan making movies about humanism and the horrors of war.
Same, but then I daydream of participating in the war crimes myself because I snap mentally by being surrounded too long by the atrocities I witness. Those crimes would be sex crimes and would happen mainly in Scandinavia.
William Cruz
Isn't that the appeal of every talk show? King of Comedy was a pretty good look into that.
My rants about diversity made me think I wouldn't get hired in the industry but really my work isn't good enough even I was black.
Daniel Robinson
>Well, Jimmy, I consider myself something of an amateur historian, and it's-it's just amazing what you can find in books. I like to look for strange facts or interesting events that seem totally mysterious. For example, you know that cyanide gas usually goes through wooden doors, right? It can get under the cracks and seep through and what not. But it turns out, there was one moment in history where the wooded doors were completely non-porous. can you believe that?
Chase Flores
I'd be really funny and down to Earth.
Asher Ortiz
>Well, Jimmy, my new movie gets a little weird. Speaking of weird, isn't it funny how many homosexuals turn out to be child molesters?
Hunter Jenkins
>So hah, uh I was looking at some very interesting crime statistics the other day..
Caleb Hall
fpbp
Mason Hill
*comes out wearing a shirt that says Sneed’s Feed and Seed as a dogwhistle*
Noah Turner
thanks jimmy, thanks. let me just say that you were terrible on SNL and you ruined every sketch you were in. i dont see how you managed to laugh during every single sketch, that must be some kind of record. oh this award? heh, you can keep it, as a reminder of what you will never achieve!
Andrew Rivera
NEVER FORGET
Lucas Lewis
cringe