Who would you have direct a 40k film?

Why wouldn't there be niggers in 40k?

i recall some characters described as darkskinned

Celestial Lions are all niggers rite?

Age of Strife, all the niggers got BLEACHED

I don't really have a problem with Jews being in charge of the production because they're in charge of the production of every movie/show ever. I would just hate someone trying to shoehorn in female space marines/eisenhorn or something.

there are niggers in 40k, emperor doesn't care what race you are as long as you kill the enemies of the righteous emperor.

Age of Strife caused even more genetical variety among humans. It's the reason why ogrins, squats and ratlings exist.

Obviously.

Yes shoehorning womyn in 40k would truly be disastrous

Attached: 99110108104_SistersofBattleSquad01.jpg (920x950, 183K)

>tfw one autist on youtube is more capable than entire Hollywood departments

youtube.com/watch?v=g-MteECxZUY

Attached: astartes-3.jpg (1099x538, 81K)

>Oh no! Jews are making movies

Attached: 145601_v9_ba[1].jpg (1080x1440, 452K)

because it takes place in the future

I think a story about guardsman would be the most relatable/accessible while still allowing all the horrors of 40k.

imagine enemy at the gates intro but 40k

Attached: 1-34401-warhammer-40k-imperial-guard-rose-lynn.jpg (900x560, 155K)

I know the Salamanders are all niggers
Niggers are very few and far between, especially given that whites are a minority in the real world, 10% of the world's population, whites would realistically be the ones who are few and far between in a future in which there are trillions of humans unless of course the whites culled the non-whites

nah don't get me wrong, sisters are fine. I'd settle for a sisters based story if we couldn't get something else.

Yes, in the future where humanity lives on millions of different planets. And we have a huge variety even on one planet.

I just cant believe with the amount of money floating around this franchise that the first real good media about it is fan created.

>be a 20-something Guardsman
>Tyranids spotted in your planet
>Marines show up, we're saved
>mfw they purge our planet instead

Tbh that would make a pretty humane 40k movie.

>Salamanders are all niggers
They aren't tho. They have pitch-black skin.

it was a joke you FUCKING IDIOT
never show your face around here again

judging from the Crest, it looks like a fan made dark angel successor chapter

>They aren't niggers they just have black skin
You retarded?

Or else?

OR ELSE I'LL SAY IT

>oh thank god we're saved!!
>reinforcements start purging original defense force
>story becomes one mans epic to be heard by high command to stop the slaughter and face the real enemy (some chaos insurgency or something)

showcases the world while still keeping it grounded to one human.

Africans are morphologically different from Europeans. Wide noses, thick lips, different bone structure.

You really think in a tv series/movie they're going to cast whites painted black? No, they're going to cast niggers

not user, but it would probably be easier to cast a black guy then CGI a white dude like this for a whole movie. desu I wouldn't care.

Attached: dsyweh9le5h21.jpg (3000x2244, 406K)

40k is cringe

>direct
Frank Miller
>Act
Karl Urban,Tom Hardy
>Soundtrack
Hans Zimmer
>Story
Oringinal
>Marketing
I wouldn't market it to anyone not familiar to 40k but still make it accessible to anyone

>Salamanders are all niggers
>No
>Duh, but they will be!

oh shit man I didn't realize, sorry let me delete my hard drive full of fan art and all the games I have downloaded.

I had no idea please forgive me.

>Who would you have direct a 40k film?
Paul Verhoeven
>Who would you have act in a 40k film?
Liam Neeson and Dave Bautista
>Who would you have create a 40k film soundtrack?
French electronic music duo Justice collaborating with Junkie XL
>What story would you have a 40k film tackle (or original)?
Original
>How would you market it to normies so people actually saw it?
As an R rated Star Wars/Trek meets Dark Souls

>I wouldn't care
Neither would I.

>my hard drive full of fan art
lol

How strong is a space marine in the lore? By this I mean: how many fire warriors / guardsmen / Eldar / whatever could your average spacemarine kill?

I said I was sorry, omg pls I didn't know, I went to every Yea Forums meeting you guys held and no one mentioned anything about not being able to like 40k.

As strong as the writer want him to be.

lore suggests a ridiculous amount but lore also states a very limited amount of space marines in total, basically purely by lore rules space marines could be killed by suffocating in the corpses of their enemies most of the time.

As strong as 100 imperial guards, but this varies.

>not casting a white guy and covering his skin in shoe polish

that would obviously be the correct decision.

That means a whole chapter is worth around 100,000 guardsmen? That doesn’t seem like that much

lore wise the amount of space marines doesn't really make sense in the slightest.

>Who would you have direct a 40k film?
Christopher McQuarrie

>Who would you have act in a 40k film?
Henry Cavill, Jason Statham, Dave Bautista, etc.

>Who would you have create a 40k film soundtrack?
Junkie XL (guy who did the soundtrack for Mad Max Fury Road)

Soundtrack would be bombastic as fuck.

youtu.be/DgzlVVRfFOU?t=180

>What story would you have a 40k film tackle (or original)?
Horus Heresy, beginning when Horus is appointed as the Warmaster

>Marketing to normies
Marketed similar to Avengers Infinity War and Endgame, but more focus on the fantasy elements.

I JUST WANT TO SEE ANGRON RIP & TEAR

Attached: betrayer_final_lo_0031.jpg (1024x752, 482K)

I like everything but your choice of story, I just don't think horus heresy is something everyone wants to see for the 10000th time/1st time

I dont want a film I WANT 40K MMO NOW PRONTO HURRY FUCK UP BRING IT BACK

I just want a big budget movie that just goes balls to wall and watch the normie audience have their mind blown and the subsequent meltdowns on social media.

is the environment in which you perform mindless grind really that important?

Not regular dark skin but charcoal skin with red eyes due to their geneseed mutation react to their home planet radiation.

that''s everyone here's ideal but it's just not gonna happen.

No u

Yes it does, it was the events of the Horus Heresy that reduced Space Marine numbers from the typical 100,000-150,000 in a legion(250,000 in the Ultramarines) to 1,000 and creating chapters

Man in the high castle season one and two were really good though

Mental gymnastics, or you just have no idea what you’re talking about, they’re all white astartes with a genetic deficiency in the organ that regulates skin pigmentation meaning they have coal black skin

in the early days of space travel only high-IQ people would be able to hack it, so blacks can't be privy to the multi-trillion person population explosion as we move to new planet -> expand until it hits a limit -> move to another planet....

>who would you have direct a 40k film
Clint Eastwood (some pretty gripping war movies)
>who would you have act in a 40k film
Daniel Craig (roboute guilliman) mark strong (Horus Lupercal) Jeremy irons (malcador) Henry cavill (royal dorn) mads mikkelson (leman russ)
>Who would you have create a 40k film soundtrack
Two steps from Hell and Steven price (fury)
>what story would you have a 40k film tackle
Hersey however over a few films, maybe better as a series
>how would you market it
I don’t know shit about marketing

Attached: 08DCC3BC-0FF5-4C5A-91F7-E98DBE136C92.jpg (1536x2048, 2.12M)

Not bad at all

and this is why its doomed to fail.

An anthology film about a hive city being consumed in civil unrest being stirred up by a Chaos cult, outright rebellion, the fall of the city and its spooky occupation, its subsequent liberation by Imperial forces, and the purge of much of the surviving populace.

Celestial lions were 100% black

Attached: 41987766665_b2810c0ed7_b.jpg (709x709, 174K)

There are no blacks or pajeets in 40k. All of the darker skinned races perished, as the skies were blacked out for thousands of years because of nuclear war. Those with lighter skin were able to absorb vitamin-d from very little sunlight and survived.

The population decreased to 400,000, and those 400k where euorpean whites.

Attached: 40kQuote.jpg (480x480, 27K)

And wat is this?

>as the skies were blacked out for thousands of years because of nuclear war
Is this a bait or you don't know anything about Warhammer?

Someone that decided to paint a model brown.

>female space marines/eisenhorn
They will.

>Director
Sam Raimi

>Actors
Daisey Riddly (as an Eldar Farseer)
Alita actress as a Sister of Battle
No Name actors as space marines with and without Helmets
Hayden Christianson as the head Grey Knight
>Ian McEmporer as head Psycher
That Native guy from Fargo as "The Emprah of Mankind" in a flash back when he was alive.

The story should be narrated from an unbiased perspective that turns out to be an Eldar Farseer (plot twist at the end) as to who everyone is and why they're all fighting.

Original story about thats basically Avatar but an Eldar Farseer and a Grey Knight / Space Marine where there love is Heresy

in the future there is only diversity. and all the white people are dead or serving chaos

Attached: 1554946942841.jpg (623x779, 91K)

he looks like he's about to ask where the white women at

i thought it was because a division of race is a division and humanity needed to be united as a people and folk under one ideology

Attached: 1540784856338.png (711x919, 932K)

Creative Assembly is a massively feminist company, and they haven't completely butchered Warhammer. It really shouldn't appeal to woman. I don't understand why everything does.

Based casting choices

>Nino Rota

Attached: h d.png (497x456, 427K)

>>Who would you have direct a 40k film?
Zack Snyder
>>Who would you have act in a 40k film?
Henry Cavill, Bryce Dallas Howard, Keanu Reeves, John Cho
>>Who would you have create a 40k film soundtrack?
Benjamin Wallfisch
>>What story would you have a 40k film tackle (or original)?
Horus Heresy mixed but we also see The God Emperor of Mankind defeating his enemies
>>how would you market it to normies so people actually saw it?
Chuck Norris as the God Emperor of Mankind

40k is pretty appealing to women as it is, I believe.

tyranid invasion

Tommy Wiseau as the God Emperor.

>There are no blacks or pajeets in 40k.

Back to /stormfront/, user. Even the Imperial Fists, Death Guard and other space marine recruits for the Great Crusade were chosen from all over Terra, and some of them were from Nord Afrik tribes and were black skinned.

Attached: WArhammer 40K Orks Weird dakka.jpg (587x960, 66K)

Got your Leman Russ, The Wolf King, Lord of Winter and War here.

Attached: Leman Russ actor.png (500x700, 597K)

They're white people that simply moved to that land thousands of years after the natives in that area died off. There are no non-whites in 40k. This is nothing more than non-whites that enjoy 40k wanting to insert people of their race into it.

Im sorry, but not everything is diverse. Nor should everything be diverse just for the sake of diversity quotas.

Attached: Astartes.gif (941x429, 1.5M)

LEMAN RUSS WAS AN ASSHOLE.txt

>Who would you have direct a 40k film?
Snyder
>Who would you have create a 40k film soundtrack?
Bear McCreary

>Nor should everything be diverse just for the sake of diversity quotas.
Oh, the irony.

Is Slaanesh the original khazzar milkers?

>Junkyard XL
yikes

So the whites turned black again?

Based and grim darkness pilled

for one planet yes

Attached: Cpt._Ur'zan_Drakgaard_6th_Co.jpg (600x927, 79K)

So where did the black skinned Terran recruits for Space Marines come from?

>Who would you have direct a 40k film?
Scott Snyder
>Who would you have act in a 40k film?
No-name actors (like the dude from the first pacific rim), some pro bodybuilders and strongmen
>Who would you have create a 40k film soundtrack?
Judas Priest
>What story would you have a 40k film tackle (or original)?
An Imperium forge world is under attack by nids and necrons.
>How would you market it to normies so people actually saw it?
Market it as a sci-fi epic horror action.

Discussion race in 40K just stupid. It been thousands years, human have spread to countless planet with difference environment, Earth got turn into a giant palace. It even matter less when come to space marine since their DNA got overwrite with their Primarch geneseed. Also i doubt the Imperium even care about that since for them, the only race that matter is the human race.

This is easily the worst fandom/product I think to rival MLP.

>Who would you have direct a 40k film?
Zack Snyder
>Who would you have act in a 40k film?
Tommy Wiseau as the emperor of mankind
>Who would you have create a 40k film soundtrack?
Bolt Throwers
>What story would you have a 40k film tackle (or original)?
First movie, rise of the emperor and unification war
Second movie, the great crusade and reunion with the Primarch
Third movie, the Horus heresy

It will end showing the emperor on the golden throne while time pass and a voiceover of someone talking about the age of strife and everything happened after the horus heresy ending his monologue saying "the emperor protects"

Chuck Norris as the God Emperor of Mankind

Well, if you got the battle efficiency of 100 soldiers distilled into 1 person, along with good tactics, I could definitely see them taking on groups of over 100 people each. That’s like saying line up 100 guardsman in front of one space marine in an open field and both sides fire. The latter will more likely kill the former with the sure weight of las shots.

This would be so comfy

Who can be cast as the Emperor of Mankind?

Attached: 1546933822334.webm (720x360, 2.95M)

Chuck Norris

>inqusition/imperial guard
>not centered aroudn SPESH MARUNS
this is must have, otherwise it will be watched only by virgin incels from this site.

James Woods

would charles dance be kino in this role?

>zoomer's Paradise Lost

Attached: F34A51CA-0C63-44D5-A18B-A4E379D24B69.png (446x435, 70K)

You already know will be Idris Elba

The Damnation of Pythos
>In the aftermath of the Dropsite Massacre at Isstvan V, a battered and bloodied force of Iron Hands, Raven Guard and Salamanders regroups on a seemingly insignificant Death world. Fending off attacks from all manner of monstrous creatures...
It has it all, the hopelesness, the horror, the bravery and great moments

Attached: annandale-hh30-damnationofpythos-full.jpg (1024x614, 520K)

You're an actual retard. Bro if there's black people in 40k that doesn't mean you're gonna get cucked. Go outside and be normal

There really isnt, but keep crying.

Which is why the Guard is technically still the main military force of the Empire - cuz they can just throw millions of bodies at an enemy.

based

Attached: benicio.jpg (500x470, 214K)

Maybe a few.
It's rather niche in general

How is this even a question? Del Taco.

Guillermo del Toro is great with scifi/fantasy. He is intimately familiar with practical effects and cgi that would be necessary, he knows the IP/has actually played the game, and he has a giant Lovecraft boner. Ron Perlman has the right face for an old as fuck Space Marine. There's also no chance of a lithe manfish being worked in, so we're free that fetish.

A del Taco movie would be baller as fuck.

>female space marines/eisenhorn or something.

Eisenhorns supporters being female isn't a big deal in the setting. And if they stick to the book(s), Space Marines won't be a big thing anyway.
Eisenhorn is a grimdark investigation thriller, not bolter/war-porn like many other 40k-books

>marines arrive
>purge the tyranids
>everywhere on the planet the civilians cheer and celebrate the emperors angels
>end credits roll
>scene after the credits shows the launch of planet killer virus bombs being launched

They lack alot of finer details though which shows that the producers were unwilling or to lazy to do their research right.
Take pic related for example.

Lets ignore the fact that the Nazis themselves would never call themselves "Nazis" (it was a slur-word against them before they came to power), especially not on an official document.

But lets assume writing on top of your passport "The big Nazi-Reich" is something they would have done.
How do you write this in german?
DAS GROßE NAZI-REICH.
Not "GROBE".

groß = big
grob = rude

Maybe they intended that pun, but tiny errors like this just make me cringe because literally putting that sentence in google translate would have shown the correct spelling, so they clearly were to lazy to do that.

I love 40k and i really fear they will do errors like this to my beloved franchise making a decent show a cringefest to watch.

Attached: 9lyhl5A.jpg (1010x746, 95K)

>from all over Terra, and some of them were from Nord Afrik tribes and were black skinned.

Because Terra in the year 30k after the dark age of technology and all that shit that happened looks exactly like todays Terra with black people in africa etc.

Protipp: Its not.

Many moving parts when making a movie or a tv-show, probably this document was made by some unpaid intern, the leaders can't check everything.

40k is a setting Snyder was born to direct.

>Who would you have direct a 40k film?
Mel Gibson
>Who would you have act in a 40k film?
Whoever Mel wants, definetly Bautista tho.
>Who would you have create a 40k film soundtrack?
Mick Gordon and somebody who nails orchestral pieces, maybe Ramin Djawadi
>What story would you have a 40k film tackle (or original)?
Maybe the Nightlords-Stories if Mel can't or won't come up with good original shit.
Alternatively some Ciaphas Cain would be nice.
>how would you market it to normies so people actually saw it?
Topkek implying normies would watch 40k in [current year]

For sure. In most cases i can look over such errors, but if its a show in an sci-fi universe like 40k (or star trek/star wars for that matter) where the main audience is autistic boomers, errors like this should be avoided at all cost.

Attached: 1536528568013.jpg (1096x1000, 254K)