Best line from Son of the Mask
>Daniel Moss: Who's that green guy?
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>Best line from Son of the Mask
MOTHER.
Imposter!
And I'll tell it to ya face!
>THE MASK. YOU WORE IT. WE CAME
>I-IT'S JUST A STUPID MASK
>NO! IT IS A MEANS TO SUMMON US
>WHO ARE YOU?
>EXPLORERS, IN THE FURTHER REGIONS OF CHAOTIC PLEASURES. CRINGE TO SNEEDFAGS BASED TO OTHERS
>IT WAS A MISTAKE. YOU CAN ALL GO TO HELL
>Uh, heh "my bad"
>COME. SHAKE YOUR BOOTAY
>NO TEARS PLEASE. IT'S A WASTE OF GOOD DANCING.
who would win in a fight?
The REAL Mask.
Jamie Kennedy's character looks like a green ken doll who took the bog pill. Carrey would whoop his ass.
Jim Carrey because he doesn't have ears. All he has to do is use a sonic attack and blow Jamie Kennedy's ear drums.
Oh is this the latest forced Yea Forums meme?
I haven't kept track since "Deh!", "HOWEVER", "Sneed", and "Pickle Rick".
GUESS WHO?!
ID
Reminder that Nintnedo Power ran a contest for the winner to be in The Mask 2 a good decade before Son of the Mask came out.
>he wasn't there for "I think Cooville sucks!"
I wonder if that lucky winner still got to see a preview
Why is he wearing a helmet?
Now where did the wife put that ID?
Supposedly he just got a bunch of free vidya instead as a consolation prize
t. long-deleted YouTube comment
...
In case something falls on his head as hes checking for IDs
Cringe but unironically.
why is this stickied?
Sounds like you've been keeping track to me.
>i said id not iv
genius
YOU'RE JUST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE, CAN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF YOU
Newfag, actual retard, or b8?
Either way have sex, sneed fuck jannies fuck trannies and fuck you
>No one cared who I was until I put on the mask
>aha
his face is so inexpressive
When you see it in slow-motion you can see his expressive eyes, you can see how in the background Jamie wants this to end.
>Bleh!
My OC hasn't taken off yet
Here it is
Nothing beats Baneposting. I think Boris whoever in the U.K. even Baneposted on his speech.
This is the worst fucking attempt at a meme in a long time. There is nothing funny about it in the slightest you double shit niggers and nothing you say will convince me otherwise.
Don't even bother replying since I'm closing the thread after this.
Fuck you.
Edit the two guys to be sneedfags and I'll save it
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Excuse me, "my bad"
awesome, another forced, lame as fuck meme
>"My bad"
>This is the worst fucking attempt at a meme in a long time.
>he hasn't seen Keit-ai threads
Dancing into another mask thread like
I'M YOUR REAL DAD!
>Excuse me. "My Bad"
Why did he say it like that?
BOOGIE
O
O
G
I
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I liked the attention to detail with the white robes
Guterman really succeeds in encompassing the inescapable horror Ell Persons lived through just moments before his death.
Not to forget Kennedy's visionary performance as the 15-year old's father, desperately crying "I love you baby" while ready to kill the assaulter of his most beloved baby.
Wikipedia says Persons was "captured by a lynch party, who burned him alive and scattered his remains around town, throwing his head at a group of African Americans." The lynching also was said to have an atmosphere of a carnival, attended by many.
There are not a lot of director's around with such attention to detail. you feel like you're a part of the lynching everytime the scene comes on.
Dare I say it, Lynchian.
>>Excuse me. "My Bad"
Mortals are merely playthings for the mask. An invincible, demi-god in mortal flesh. This moment with the security guard is merely a frivolous formality for the bone chilling power that is the mask
>Excuse me, "my bad"
Really means
>I will let you continue to believe that you are relevant in this universe. I will let you hold onto this illusion of power that you have. To me, you are less than a maggot. You are less than dirt. I could wipe you from this world, and nothing would change in the slightest. Because you. Don't. Matter.
>who's that green guy?
"""""""My bad"""""""""
>somebody for the love of god stop me
Ok. Looks like this is new baneposting. If i watch that movie, would i laugh?
it would be extremely unfunny
Theres only one scene you need to see
No
You're a faggot
Here's just a sample of what to expect
>Tim Avery: Smokin! Causes... cancer.
Bring back IV's
It is on youtube or something? I realy don't want watch whole movie for two lines.
>its funny cuz its forced
The netflix comdey of memes
>I realy don't want watch whole movie for two lines
You don't deserve Son of the Mask
>two lines
>abloo bloo why do people keep posting the mask in my sneed threads?
Is this the new forced meme then? Epic.
>101% completion: this actually happens
It's not forced, you're just old and angry
The Mask is basically The Joker, but he embraced society instead of becoming embittered by it.
>It's not forced
we'll see how autistic you really are I give you a week tops then you'll slow down you'll have one resurgence but that will be it and you will wilt away like a sneed in the summer
>sneedposter talking about forced memes
Wow, the mask does piss you guys off
I want to see "The Mask vs The Joker" now.
It is. And im not angry, this site has been reddit for years now so Its expected that redditors force memes. I'm just asking if this is the latest in a long line of them and judging by your defensive reply, it is. Cool, epic and upvoted. Your new forced meme is hilarious, sir.
Imagine being an autist who meme this shit?
Imagine being this Turbo-Spädrö Idiot
IV?
I like the mask meme, but I find it strange that the focus seems to be on the shitty sequel. The first one is great, and deserves to be remembered.
Right?
post your SOTM pics
>"Wahhhhhh forced meme wahhhhh"
Grow up you miserable cunts. No one is forcing anything. You throw out the line "forced" because you can't understand the layers of irony within these mask posts with the underlying foundation being the duality of man. What's forced is your reaction as your brain can't understand the underlying themes and nuances that seperate the mask from other memes of Yea Forums. Everyone complaining is essentially a pessimistic sad sack that dislikes universal enjoyment. But please, post more sneed you hypocritical CUNT! I'll enjoy my smooth green bliss ride through 2019.
Excuuuse me, hehe, MY baaad.
Jesus. That is too strong for me. Thanks. You are tough guys.
>mfw i see a nintendo switch
sneed of the mask
>William Fineshriber, rabbi of the nearby Temple Israel, took action in response to the lynching: he called a congregational meeting to protest, convinced the membership to endorse a public condemnation
Hahahahaha
Retro shilling
Pure kino
Sneed
i cant believe the mods would sticky something like this...
a man of two faces
better believe it
yeah do what this guy said
based mods pinning a based thread
>i know! Ill just keep talking to myself till i get attention!
This should be "fils du masque"
I think this needs to be a gif to really hit home the joke.
>tfw the mods hate the mask
keit-ai threads were kino though
>every meme is a forced meme
>Sorry son. The meme was rabid, had to put it down.
hey, Mask u sumthin, Rick...
>People aren't getting their memes from the original comics.
>that dead meme was kino
yeah ok sneeds almost surpassed its total active length sad
“My bad”
>forced
can you do a version where he says "... Bane?" please?
“My bad”
Welcome to Yea Forums
>female lead
Comic looks like edgy trash for kids
never stop making SoM threads
Its important to understand the context. Most comics until this point weren't allowed to actually show violence of this kind, especially if it was carried out by the main character and if he did he wouldn't get away with it and would become a villain.
With The Mask you got a hodgepodge of superpowers all collected into one being that is able to possess other characters and make their ultimate power fantasy come true. The result of course is horrifying violence and general insanity. This kind of stuff was fairly common at the time.
>and to think, for a moment I let SOMEBODY STOP ME
the virgin joker vs the chad mask
The faces in it were classic.
>That post
Holy shit.
It is,but that doesnt mean its bad,its very fun.
Yea but what about The Mask 2017?
Damn the difference in quality is really jarring when you see it back-to-back.
Has sneed posting finally met its match?
On Yea Forums? Yeah
What was he looking at? Was this an outtake that made it in somehow?
The alt-right has a new mascot and it's terrifying.
>Pepe has the same colors as The Mask
>Yea Forums was maskposting this whole time
I like how the mask is basically an OG pepe
I think the mask sucks
This is like Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas on steroids
This meme is shit but it seems to be getting the sneedfags butthurt so I’m okay with it... for now
5/5, tastes like salami.
I really hate this children's film for asking the audience, "what was it like for his wife to have sex with the mask?"
And now I'm asking Yea Forums. How on earth did she not notice?
Nice effort.
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Upcoming the Mask movie got impressive ad companion i must say
This is simultaneously the worst and best thing I've ever seen
>that title
That channel is full of broken English with random movie scenes, wtf
I
LIKE
TO
>When asked why he agreed to do the film, Jamie Kennedy responded, "I'll give you 2.5 million reasons."
When you take into consideration things like taxes, manager fees, per-existing debt, and the damage this turd could potentially do to your career, 2.5 million seems REALLY low. How much of that 2.5 do you think he actually cleared?
probably ended up owing money
JUST
HEY WHO’S THAT GREEN GUY
Feed (Formerly sneed)
If I pull that off, will you die?
This meme's got no legs boys
give it up
>How A Career-Ruining Comedy Film from 2005 Became the Alt Right's New Favorite Meme
Excuse me, hehe.
"My baad."
underrated
Tell me about The Mask. Why does he wear the mask?
OF COURSE
Horrifying, looks like the Scissorman mask
Epstein?
Finally you idiots came up with a decent meme. Glad that sneed phase is dying out. Weird that the meme was born from a movie that’s damn near a decade old but whatever. Just happy that retarded sneed bullshit is gone
>damn near a decade old
user it was 14 years ago, well over a decade
Bogdanof?
What would have happened if he squeezed hard?
this, jamie kennedy is sneeder rage fuel
Just another example from the most creatively bankrupt board in Yea Forums.
Much like the cinematographic industry itself, it tries to dig up something from the past to try to, half assedly, satisfy the masses.
Signs of a dying industry that can't compete against the newer generations.
good lord what is that
Based
Sneedposting is an automatic reaction to a simpsons thread.
From now on, everytime someone makes a simpsons thread, sneedposting happens.
Sneedposting will live on as long as Simpsons thread happen.
I can't believe this thing was made.
Who draws obscure VN mask porn?
I have to know
why did he have a phone?
probably destroy the entire city block
underrated
I didn't like Baneposting or Sneedposting, why do I like Son of the Maskposting so much
Deviantart
I unironically love this "Can't take my eyes off you" version seriously
Because the former examples come from something that isn’t objectively bad, unlike SotM.
TDKR and Simpsons are absolutely terrible though.
The CIA scene got memed so much precisely because of how awkward and badly written the dialogue is.
>the plane scene
>not objectively shit
Bye.
>isn’t objectively bad
for you
Same
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS ISNT A REAL MEME THIS ISNT """""ORGANIC"""" SINCE ITS NEW MEMES IN THE PAST WERE NEVER SPAMMED THEY JUST CAME INTO EXISTENCE ON THEIR OWN SHUT THE FUCK UP
Still has more effort put into it than capeshit.
I’m just saying there’s something redeemable about them both. This entire movie is pure schlock with no heart.
based ESL poster
>he bought?
No, this is a spin-off of Yea Forums's "Steve in Smash" meme.
It's such a weird and fucked up scene and I can't stop replaying it
holy FUCK. What's his stand???
what is this? is this actual mask porn lmao
the producers weeping
>Nostalgia Critic review points out horse show’s good for kids
>6 years later
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but he didnt even say shrek
>tfw no one growing homegrown organic memes anymore
This
Hop in, bro.
Clocktower on SNES is amazing.
My GF and I play it every Halloween.
that Simpsons scene was never funny at all, it was post-Golden age and showed.
Hold on sugar, daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight!
ONE STINKY DINKY AH AH AH
Deh!
The Loaner?
Is this Mask acceptable to post for Maskposting? I only know this one.
Any Mask is acceptable for Maskposting
The Loaner?
amazing, funny and wholesome
you anons can be proud of yourselves
Is there some CarreyMask as Bane to match this yet?
I've never seen Son of the Mask, but I do love The Mask so I'm fine with this meme taking off.
I've never met anyone that didn't like The Mask desu
Jans are having a midday nap, everyone be very quiet
Turned it into Frankenstein
God I need to watch this movie again. Jim Carrey was a master of physical comedy.
Yeah
It's amazing how expressive he can still be with a big rubber mask
why wouldn't you just torrent the film your really just stole youtube clips with watermarks?
There will be.
Does anyone have the webm of him with the chattering teeth and that vague, unplaceable expression?
Holy fuck, that is garbage!
How did this show not get cancelled YEARS ago?
Because I googled that in 10 seconds.
This would be hot if it was not The Mask but like some other foreign object that just latched onto their face
like facehuggers for example
As long as you don't ask that somebody stop you.
why does he do air quotes when he says "my bad" ?
>bane
>mask
so many layers
As great as that one is, it was a different one. He's bopping his head up and down and has chattering teeth on a pole, Jamie Kennedy looks like he has no idea what expression he's trying to make
How do?
Mr. Ipkiss, I'm CIA
Talk about something that literally nobody asked for
test
i don't get it. why does he make little air quotes when he says "my bad"?
Based and neppilled
The Mask is essentially a demi-god; the air-quotes are meant to be its way of referencing human speech patterns
It's the entire mask franchise lad.
The original is has better quotes and durability, but SOTM makes sneedfags seethe like nothing else.
THEY CALL ME CUBAN SNEED
>hey, Mask u sumthin, Rick...
updated
AAAAAUUUURRRRRRGGGHHHH!
SHANE?
ID?
I couldn't watch this whole clip
thats a cool electro mask bro
They call me Cuban Pete
I'm the king of the Rumba beat
When I play the Maracas I go
Chick chicky boom
Chick chicky boom
Yes, sir, I'm Cuban Pete
I'm the craze, of my native street
When I start to dance, everything goes
Chick chicky boom
Chick chicky boom
>Don't you just LOOOVE Halloween?
This thread is both very nice and full of spice.
>Who’s that blue guy?
It would be extremely painful to sit through
see
Why was everybody dubbed in that scene?
No. Watch The Mask from 1994 and simply enjoy the memes of this film.
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MASK THREAD THEME SONG
Like Napoleon, I will divide and conquer!
>0:26
THICC
Any OC of Mask and SonMask both?
Why does he have that pained expression on his face at all times? He looks like he's pretending he's okay with his son's decision to become a girl.
TOO. GOOD. TO. BE. TRUE.
Can't believe the Jannies actually pinned this
the best blowjob you'll ever get
SOMEBODY STOP MEME
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the guy also did special effects for Tiptoes
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I watched it and it felt like a fever dream. It was kind of boring, too. Did you watch Revenge of The Mask (2018)?
What was his problem?
He was JUST AN EX EMPLOYEE
WHO'S COME FOR HIS BACKPAY
OR SHOULD I SAY PAYBACK
He was owed backpay. That's not right. Give him his money he worked hard for.
Joker puts on the mask too
Mother.
Never seen Son of the Mask, but all this goddamn meme posting made me go look up clips on YouTube...
WHAT
IN
THE
FUCKING
FUCK!?
How? How was this a movie? How did Jamie Kennedy ever have any sort of career? I could literally temp any random homeless person of the street with the promise of alcohol in exchange for being in this movie, and I can guarantee you that random homeless person would bring more energy and acting ability to the role than Jamie Kennedy was able to muster.
Being cucked by a total incel like Ipkiss
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>turn himself into a woman? Man alive, lock up your sons and daughters around that twisted piece of fruitcake
Jesus christ, Guterman.
>How did Jamie Kennedy ever have any sort of career?
People liked him in Scream and that carried him a surprisingly long way in life.
SNEED
Nani in the goddamn fuck is wrong with you, OP?
Jamie Kennedy was one of those guys like Tom Green who was a fad for being outrageous.
Only chads who have seen the ENTIRETY of both the mask and son of the mask can actually maskpost
>WHAT
>IN
>THE FUCKING
>FUCK!?
Redditor.
That's correct Wendy, we've all seen the Masks, metaphorically speaking.
Why does he wear the mask?
because it's a fucking awful movie
I've seen Son of the Mask several times but have only ever seen the Cuban Pete and tommy gun scenes from the original.
Malibu's most wanted was a hit more or less and he had a hidden camera show at the time that was pretty popular so he kept getting roles for me its Kick in it Old School
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how deep does the mask rabbit hole go?
It's like they wanted him to be wacky, but a complete opposite of Jim Carrey, so that people wouldn't be confused that it was two different actors or something. It's why his delivery is constantly monotone.
I saw it in theatres when I was 8.
I've never seen a war like this. Will Yea Forums ever be the same?
Watch the full film. It's great.
So, are we going to talk about this?
what is with that voice and who's idea was it to make this movie??
>Jamie Kennedy
Reminded me of this other disastrous kino:
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3 day ban for sneed posting is over
time to boogie
It's this weird perfect storm of being absolutely the worst thing most people have ever watched from a major motion picture, a complete lack of nostalgia for it, completely unlikable characters and actors, singing, dancing, and attempts at mimicking past successes, all rolled into a five minute clip of shear pain and agony.
It's a good meme, better than Sneed, I approve. Too bad it won't live.
No! Not IV!
please tell me there's a bogdanoff brothers edit of this
It's not so much a war as a splat
>media thought it was the grinch, but we actually have been mask posting this whole time
It also has the luck of being directly connected with a very beloved movie that's easily memeable. The Mask has had memes for 25 years.
preferably of both Masks
>Too bad it won't live.
But then again, what meme does?
Yeah, I'm thinking it's Kino
I wish someone told that Iranian that Jamie Kennedy was the one he was after
SOMEBODY ABORT ME!
thanks asshole, i just busted out laughing at work and got weird looks
Because they made a ransom reference... for some reason. It's kind of funny but it came out of nowhere.
ah fuck, im gonna have to watch this shit now
The editing is actually impressive
This is all the proof you need to see that Hollywood is morally bankrupt.
I’d like to point out that Jamie Kennedy’s wears three different outfits before going inside the club.
It's a gold mine for this sort of thing
wtf why is this stickied??
I think the janny forgot something!
ITT: Times you acted like the Mask
Jannies wanna boogie
The Loaner?
>Gets to the cowboy bit
My brain has started leaking out of my ears
>be me
>at junior prom many moons ago
>dj is playing music
>go up to him
>"is this the part where I boogie"
>smirks at me
I can't believe they actually shot this in Australia.
Is that Nigel Farge at the door?
Why did his voice get randomly deeper during the exchange?
The loaner?
What was he thinking?
BAYOOOOING!!! AROOOOOOOOGA!!!!!!!!!!!! *cat purrr* SOMEBODY STOP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP* THAT'S ONE SPICY MEATBALL!!!!!
*gives the bouncer HIV* MY BAD!!!!!!!!! HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOO GORGEOUS LET'S BOOGIE!!!!!! I SAID BOOGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HURRY I HAVE BACKPAY OR SHOULD I SAY BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPAY!!!!! AND MY FAVORITE, A TOMMY GUN!!!!!! AND I CASE I DONT SEE YA, GOOD AFTERNOON, GOOD EVENING AND GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's had much worse roles
free money + get to touch a cute girl
>show up at school dance
>get on stage and start singing I Love You Baby by Frank Sinatra
THANK YOU GOD
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