Henry is our guy while John wick is reddits guy

You cant make eye contact with women now?
Why, are they wild animals and will perceive it as aggressive?

Keanu is actually smart, unlike Henry who is also afraid of women.

>redditors will defend this

Can't blame Keanu for not taking any chances, these bitches are out for metoo money.

>cavil
>has limb lengthening surgery
>abuses trenbolone
hes not my guy

yahoo.com/lifestyle/henry-cavill-says-hes-scared-date-post-metoo-doesnt-want-called-rapist-alone-155417524.html

>b-based

>metoo money.
you are so dumb
nobody has made any money from metoo other than merchandise

>nobody has made any money from metoo
>other than this thing that makes money from metoo
>and paid appearances
>books
>promotion
>etc

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white people....just FUCKED UP.

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>Why yes I do go on Yea Forums to derail comfy simpsons threads, how could you tell?

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Dude, have kids. Seriously.

You're literally raping them with your MALE gaze. Anything a male does at or in the direction of or the possible direction of a female is literally rape, even fi it was consented to at the time but later the female feels differently in which case it's retroactively rape.

He knows he's.being.mirred

He's a reddit superstar

Wait... wtf is wrong with looking someone in the eyes? What do they want me to do? Look at their breasts?

Keanu Reeves does have an English mother, but yeah his father was a mutt.

very qt.

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How is he your guy? 100% you're more like Keanu than him.

No wonder sjwhales love keanu and hate henry for dating 19 yo girl

Nicolas Cage is a terrific actor you absolute plebo, I don't give a fuck what reddit says I'm not gonna pretend otherwise just to be contrarian

are you being wrong on purpose?

there were a shit ton of drop law suit after financial agreement

Henrey's thighs are so fucking thick what the hell I can't even tell if their muscular or fat

He spreads his legs so he can squeeze gigantic phallic muschroom between his thighs. Pretty gay if you ask me?

Henry doesn't fear it because he knows roasties can never get him Keanu is ourguy because he knows it can happened to him even if he dates a tranny

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You think anyone on Yea Forums has anything in common with the goose? It's unironically małe power fantasy

That's just his natural sitting position.

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Aquaman is a fucking ADHD autist

You're balding Henry

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Remember when Henry Cavill made the biggest fucking incel proclamation of all time, complaining about MeToo culture and oversensitive SJWs...

and how NO ONE cared for more than just a few days because they all want to get dicked down by him?

He could shave his head and still be hotter than you'll ever be.

God what's a take a girl that pretty to react to you in that way?

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Be chad thundercock

Reeves is a fucking weirdo.

>Bitches don't know about the motorcycle sitting position.

I would not be mad