Jay nailed it and why modern horror is so Reddit

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>Third Reich Mike was all "were all going to be invaded because nobody under 40 cares about being an adult."
This was so embarrassing and out of touch

Does out of touch mean completely accurate and honest? I mean you can't provide any evidence we aren't a bunch of fucking pussies because of feminism and socialism. And it's a pretty common observation. Just listen to Dan Carlin, one of the biggest podcasts in the world and a history expert. Every generation in America gets softer and softer.

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It was a joke, incel. Watch movies.

What's with him and the Wes Anderson thing. It's barely a coherent connection.

>literally makes a single comment about Mary Sue
>this asshurt a year later

you people aren't happy with anything

we live in a society you know

>because of feminism and socialism
but china is more feminist and socialist, so then how are they a threat? they even eat more onions

more like a confedarcy of dunces

>Reddit explains to me why a new horror movie is Reddit
Hmm

they certainly aren't more feminist.. and they definitely are a more homogeneous society that wants to maintain their dominance. Unlike the US. Also communist in what sense? They have the largest growing economy in the world and a booming middle class. They have more upper middle class people than we have by a huge fucking margin.

>reee he is successful and I just post in my own shit covered chair on Yea Forums

>my point is.. just.. a joke senpai

he also disliked a marvel movie recently. perhaps there's hope for the wee lad

>Are they waking back up?
no

what they think makes a good movie
>IT'S GOOD BECAUSE IT'S DIFFERENT

that's literally 90% of their reviews on movies
>this movie is very basic but I'm still gonna reccomend it
>this movie is great because it WAS DIFFERENT. because SUBVERTING EXPECTATIONS AND SHOCK TWISTS ARE SO GOOD

this is literally due to their alcohol and depression issues. their complete apathy on everything. it's obvious they hate doing this. if they had any say in that, they would only do one half in the bag episode per year. but the money is more important than what they want. they already trying to makes as little episodes of half in the bag as poissible. number of hitb episodes keep getting lower and lower everyday.

Then why did he praise the VVitch so much?

THIS MOVIE WASNT A CAPESHIT WORTH OF MILLIONS SO ITS GOOD
imagine being so low iq lmao fuck these hacks

>thinks they are actual alcoholics when they run a successful business
>proves they have no idea what alcoholism means
>says they are depressed when they live well hanging out with their friends doing what they love.

Why are prequel shills so easy to spot?

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The fact that some people call having a iota of responsibility "adulting" kinda proves him right.

they obviously want to avoid becoming a Mauler-style hatevid channel. they're trying to express nuanced opinions in the sea of bipolar hype/rage.

waste of time with Ari's movies, but it makes sense as an overall mindset for the channel.

America is the most geopolitically secure nation on Earth, bruv

I think a lot of their points were valid, just not from my pov.
I think all the romance plot stuff destroyed any chance of making the film a horror piece. You can't make the audience kind of like the main girl and KIND of hate the main guy and then ask them to give a fuck if they die.

And I agree it was totally telegraphed from start to finish.

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>number of hitb episodes keep getting lower and lower everyday.
and that's unironically a good thing because re:view of something worth watching is better than yet another capeshit episode

>based
Until they keep defend jewish hollywood pedophiles they will never be based

Sigh. You stupid fuck.

>constant visual imagery with long cuts to show paintings, drawings, and elaborate sets that forecast and foreshadow the whole fucking film
>bland relationship interactions with characters that just stand around and let shit happen to them

Why are you here if you don't care about movies?

You know, throughout history,I bet every old man probably said the same thing. And old men die, and the world keeps spinning.

>wanting to join the army is a sign of maturity

wew lad

Im not obsessed with jews. Please update me on which ones and provide time stamps.

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Yeah.. the Roman Empire didn't degrade, die and fall apart.. and countless other societies in history. I'll just make some vague rick and morty argument that makes me sound smart while licking my girlfriends feet.

The one thing he nailed was how right he was about people acting like you're attacking them when you don't like something they do. I've talked with multiple people who act like I've insulted their mothers if I don't like a show, comic, or something.

One guy I used to work with would raise his voice and acted like he'd physically assault someone if you didn't 100% love something he watched. It was surreal.

having civic duty
being fit
being able to look after yourself
having discipline
being able to use your hands to do thing
being tough as nails

Yeah.. I could see why a faggot like you would hate the armed forces.

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I thought by far the best part of the film was the character interactions and how everyone was a realistically depicted douchebag, including Pugh's character.

in Hereditary there's a classroom scene where Ari incorrectly claims Greek tragedy was so effective because the protagonists had no control over the outcome (actually it was because they were let down by flaws). that's the problem with his films: he thinks horror is better if the main characters have no agency. but without character arcs his films are doomed to be no more than a series of whacky shock-value scenes.

compare Jordan Peele's movies with his: Peele's one of the most profitable filmmakers in history and his main characters "won" in both films.

it never used to be that way. They've let their standards slide, everything has!

>I don't know anything about history lmao

it was the most cosmopolitan society in the history of Earth for hundreds of years and its financial problems were largely due to trying to solve every problem with more soldiers, so...

have sex

Did they review Crawl yet? Crawl was fucking good.

those are things that you get AFTER you joined the army if you don't drop out during basic training. they're also all available to civilians without government funding, the difference is that civilians have to actually decide to do them instead of being put in a position where they are enforced... which is what takes maturity.

what you're describing is a barbarian, this is a society

I mean creating realism is good for certain kinds of film. Michael Haneke is really good at it but he's trying for something a bit more lofty. Horror demands that you self-insert on some level, and if your characters aren't inserts it's hard to care what happens to them.

"horror" is always cheap to make. and he gets a lot of easy free publicity for fairly mediocre movies. But I get your point that the good guy wins.. but I don't think his films are really horror either.. just thrillers.

>simplify history to push my narrative. PICKLE RICKK

whats your point? Society doesn't encourage or motivate these things. We motivate victim culture.

>being fit
have you seen regular army soldiers at all? they're all fat as fuck.

Midsommar is not a horror film.

>Jay nailed it
Nailing it and getting nailed.

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>How did they get so based again in this video? Third Reich Mike was all "were all going to be invaded because nobody under 40 cares about being an adult."
Try to keep up. /pol/ thinks boomers are the problem because they are spoiled.

in whose army?

if you're a fatty you won't pass even the air force's physical tests

>dying for no good reason

If our military did something useful I might join, but as long as we are fighting for Israel and oil companies only a fucking retard would join.

right, it's a warning about the evils of the swede

>being able to look after yourself
>in the military

dood bro.. like they are all drones maaaaaaaan. some some weed and stop being so capitalistic bro.. blacked.com is just a fun site man.

It's true tho.
armytimes.com/news/your-army/2018/10/10/americas-obesity-is-threatening-national-security-according-to-this-study/
theguardian.com/world/2008/mar/06/germany.armedforces

I served 3 years. You are wrong.

US army is nothing but fat black women. ARMY is called Aren't Really Men Yet for a reason

You're so vulgar

what actually happens is that people go through training, then until there is a war sit around fat and depressed with nothing to do but get into fights with each other. true of the British armed services too.

it doesn't help that actually having combat experience is an unrepeatable adrenaline high that civilian life can't compete with.

officers definitely have to be mature, because they have to manage all this nonsense and jockey for position with each other to climb the corporate hierarchy.

hey at least it's better now than when soldiers were inconsistently paid in wartime, fed themselves via pillage, and were left to die as beggars in the streets of Europe when wars ended.

>when KP becomes counterproductive

Jesus Christ, Mike

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he's 100% right

a weak people are the victims of the strong

everyone here is about 13 i'd wager. lmfao incels frfr this shit ain't lit.

Jay suffers from the delusion that gore in itself is a redeeming feature. He enjoyed Apostle, for pitys sake.

he would call the many young people willing to oppose it monsters who deserve to die, though. he's a coward with no real beliefs and as soft as they come. will bend over backwards to those same people for easy internet money.

But if anyone stood up to fight these invaders he'd call them racist nazis

>that disclaimer specifically aimed at that one collider guy who freaked out at them making fun of star wars celebration and was recently exposed as a literal shill

>i'm gonna cancel my patereon. he insulted me greatly. How dare he call me a child.

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Im a gore fan and Jay never struck me as that kind of horror guy.

>reddit letter media
you guys are fucking losers

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>started his own business off his own creativity.

something you could never do.

>Cast yourself as a tragic hero and dehumanizes other people that dont fit your narrative.

You're actually a nazi you know that right?

does he see the irony in his statement? these guys got famous off reviewing the star wars prequels, which was aimed towards CHILDREN. Jay is one of the biggest manchilds around

Their whole argument is that it isn't a good kids movie.. and you can't hide behind that to excuse shitty writing.

typical tv/ missing the point of discussion to slander Jay and Mike

samefag 40 year old man yelling on the internet about pronouns and batwoman

>implying he's wrong

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>and you can't hide behind that to excuse shitty writing.

Why not, they excused shitty writing from Force Awakens

>Don't ask questions
>Just consume RLM reviews and then get excited for next review

timestamps?

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Yeah once they got the star trek tripe out of the way this was a great discussion.

This is just so embarassing, you could not invent a more cringy out of touch burnout statement

thats rich comming from an overweight alcoholic that makes a living talking about media he doesn't enjoy

This is literally what Yea Forums says every fucking day. Have a single goddamn sincere opinion in your life please instead of being a chronic contrarian. Fuck.

>This is literally what Yea Forums says every fucking day
Is this supposed to be a good thing?

I think that guy you responded to is new to Yea Forums.

>successful

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name 4 good horror movies that released in the last 4 years. No VVitch and no Hereditary.

I smell seething capeshit loving zoomtards

I see someone upset their Friend Simulator is being insulted

>we’re all going to be invaded because no one under 40 cares about being an adult
IE get in the cage wagie so you keep giving all of your dollars to the mouse, also here’s your maggot samwhich

>I’m fighting the system because I live vicariously through pop culture instead of adulting
Bugman

>Referred to people as NPCs

Hmm

Shut up Eric

Keeping the petrodollar alive is critical to the US. I'd do anything to keep it alive.

Oh NO NO NO NO NO NO
you
still
have
to go
B A C K

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Mandy?

>posts a screenshot that show redditors agree with his opinion
wow

I remember that shit too

I'm not one of the people you replied to but your comment is the most reddit in thread. Meme speak is cancer. Snort a nice, long line of glass.

Terrifier
Goodnight Mommy (five years but fuck it.
Green Room (more of a thriller but fuck it.)
The Invitation
Southbound (parts of it)

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they are aging so badly

triggered zoomster

Rich: Do you need any kind of training to use the Force? Any?
Jay: [Kylo] has training.
Rich: She dudn't.
Jay: Well we don't know where...
Rich: Neither did Luke in Empire... Well the minor training, he had like a week of training with Yoda, that's all you need, you need a week?
Jay: And then he went back for his training in Jedi and Yoda just died immediately.
Mike: Yes, can I point out that this is, we are now back to real Star Wars.
Rich: Yep.
Mike: There is never any bullshit about... The only thing that Yoda says is that he's too old to begin the training, that's all. But really, it's more like, okay, I've taught you a couple things, how to levitate stuff, how to do this, your real training is confronting Darth Vader, blah blah blah blah blah, and this it's kind of the same thing, it's not the stupid prequel idea of "we have to get you when you're one, and you have to stand there with a thing over your head holding a lightsaber..
Jay: In a room full of other children.
Mike: In a room full of other children
Jay: That are as close as we are now, with lightsabers.
Mike: Yes, it's not a literal training, it's not an academy of little kids in a classroom, like the stupidity of George Lucas' ideas in the prequels.

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Jay: Carrie Fisher and Harrison Ford, I loved their relationship in this movie, I loved that it didn't work out, it makes perfect sense that it wouldn't work out between the two of them. It didn't feel like... Because that's the biggest problem with Jedi, like now they're just there. They're together.
Mike: Yeah.
Jay: There's one line, where she's... Where Han Solo is concerned she likes Luke, it's just like tossed in at the last minute for no reason.
Mike: Yeah.
Jay: So I love the way they handled those two, their dialogue back-and-forth is great without feeling forced or like "remember their relationship in the past?" Like there's more through the decades since then, there's a little more drama. A little more weight. I like that.
Rich: There is a throwaway line of dialogue to explain it, but for me... It's a little bit weird that like, here we are like 40 years later, and these characters are still doing the same shit they were doing 40 years ago...
Jay: No...
Rich: ...Leia's still the one in charge of the rebellion, organizing things, and Han Solo's still the brash smuggler flying around the galaxy.

Jay: I like Kylo Ren a lot. He has more character to him than Darth Vader does in A New Hope. Darth Vader of course, there's more going on in Empire.
Mike: Well, Darth Vader's character wasn't really established until Empire.
Jay: Exactly, exactly, so I like that the villain established in this new series has a little more going on.

Rich: I think the problem with Star Wars though, is that one really good sequel happens to be one of the better movies ever made, and it's really fucking hard to live up to that.
Jay: Exactly. And this movie does a really good job of establishing itself as a solid sequel, which is the... my biggest takeaway from it is that it feels like a sequel, it doesn't feel like too much fanservice, or too much like we're doing "LIKE US! LIKE US! WE HAVE ALL THESE THINGS THAT YOU ENJOY FROM STAR WARS! We're making it look and feel just like Star Wars!" It feels just like a Star Wars sequel.
Mike: They did a very good job recapturing the magic and the energy of the original... It almost feels like a blend of Empire and A New Hope.
Rich: Yeah.
Mike: And like, it's not totally A New Hope, not totally Empire, but it has those emotional highs and lows of Empire and the novelty and the magic of the first one. All kind of blended together, J.J. Abrams, Lawrence Kasdan, they all did a great job... doing what they were supposed to do.

>consistently makes good movies

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the invitation isn't horror

hey good shit parroting shitty Yea Forums meme taste

lean times.

Cope

Neither of these are wrong. What’s your point?

Garbled nonsense response. Rewrite

>responds to post accusing him of parroting Yea Forums memes with another Yea Forums meme

Poor choice there

>RLM Friend Simulator Defense Squad can't cope

>implying I like the fat inane bastards

This is ironic because these two are manchildren.

>Uh oh, they're on to me! Better call them fat inane bastards so they don't suspect I'm an RLM fan!

I'm on to your act, Friend Simulator Defender

>being this obsessed
Cope

>Neither of these are wrong.

Sounds like is correct

They were pretty spot-on, but I sure hope you're not commandeering their review as a disrecommendation. They clearly advocate the film as being one of the few good and passable hopes for modern cinema amongst Disney buttfucking you everywhere else in media. They like the film, they're just "ambivalent" towards its intentions, to quote Jay.

The entire alt-right is comprised of manchildren.

They also hate pedos, trannies, and interracial porn, but hang around on Yea Forums, where such material is posted more often than anywhere else on the internet, and has been for years.

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What gave you the horrible misimpression that Mike *likes* STD? Seriously? Did you even watch the part of this same video where he shits all over Picard? You are on some serious fpwp display here, my dude, this is just sad that your comprehension skills are so lacking.

>muh alt-right
Nigger, are you posting from 2015? The fuck are you on about?

>manchildren

So boomers?

This is the first one I've ever watched. Keep shadow boxing chum

>"First one"

No one believes your excuse, Friend Simulator Defender.

>nobody under 40 cares about being an adult
>Does out of touch mean completely accurate and honest? I mean you can't provide any evidence we aren't a bunch of fucking pussies because of feminism and socialism
As if Mike doesn’t recommend lame kiddie oriented grrl power shitfests like Captain Marvel wholeheartedly opening weekend despite being a 40 year old manchild. Real “based”, you faggot

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Marvel is the only franchise worth watching these days.

>enjoying a comic book movie
>being emotionally invested in a comic book movie
Autism. It’s amazing how you literally can’t comprehend basic thoughts.

You sound quick to insult RLM there, friendo

They only watch memeshit like every marvelflick and Netflix turds. The only best picture nominees they’ve reviewed in the last five years have been Black Panther and Get Out. Lmfao

The fact that you’re actively trying to be angry over some one’s opinion of a comic book movie is what makes you a man child, buddyro.

He's just trying to get ahead of the hive mind remembering that horror has always been low rent trash for retards. This obsession with pretending that your malt liquor is top shelf can't last.

>he's a coward with no real beliefs and as soft as they come

literally /our guy/

>samefag 40 year old man yelling on the internet about pronouns and batwoman
This literally describes Mike to a T, except he’s pro that shit like a good little cuck. He’s mad people resist that shit, and at 40 years old he’s lining up to see Captain Marvel opening weekend and recommending it when even the fagfest critics concede it’s the worst one in ages

Name one (1) Disney capeshit Mike didn’t recommend to his mouthbreathing audience, you clueless moron
You can’t. Reddit Letter Media is capeshit central

>one of the few good and passable hopes for modern cinema

this isn't actually true. there is a ridiculous amount of money being ploughed into niche film ideas thanks to streaming services.

the disconnect is caused by companies like Disney dominating what gets widely marketed: but that actually has nothing to do with being made.

what Mike said was incredibly memey and contradicts his own awareness of the extensive range of lower-budget cinema.

You ain't getting the last word delusional windmill tilting faggot

No he didn't, he said it TFA was everything he wanted. He was caught up with the nostalgia whirlwind like every SW fag.

Not really, because I'm pretty sure he was talking about the moviegoing experience, one that simply can't be replicated at home unless you actually own a theater. He said it's nice to know you can still see original ideas in a place which is so widely popular.

Saying "you ain't getting the last word" AS your last word is an admission of defeat. Not even him. Just pack it in, man, shit's sad. No one cares that you read Quixote either.

Pretty good analysis of his work, nice job user

t. manchild

>all RLM videos in the past 4 years have been the same and offer no new intellectual stimulation
change my mind

>They clearly advocate the film as being one of the few good and passable hopes for modern cinema amongst Disney buttfucking you everywhere else in media
They are the biggest Disney cheerleaders alive, you moron. Stop acting like they’re above MCUshit, that’s their bread and butter and the only thing they consistently watch and recommend in lieu of actually good or interesting movies because their target audience is 15 year old redditors and childless adults trapped in perpetual mental adolescence

I didn’t even watch it, you weird little cretin. I have zero emotional investment in the capeshit they endlessly shill and no amount of posturing will make them less of the very manchildren they claim to loathe

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>mad because they like what you don’t like
Manchild

The fact you're getting defensive over your Friend Simulator being questioned is what makes you a man child, friendo.

>the people who DIDN’T watch, like, and shill the latest marvelshit are manchildren
This is the most pathetic attempt at damage control that I have literally ever seen

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The military is so great at turning men into responsible adults that most of them become homeless after leaving

It's not even about them "liking" it. It's like you guys have gone so far down the meme-hole you don't actually listen to the individuals who are mem--oh my, I've really lost control of my ability to perceive when I'm being baited haven't I?

lol doesn't matter there still making bank and doing nothing but reviewing movies that are "bad" but not a good ironic "bad" like there own movies

>caring about being an adult
>having shitty backwards regressive political beliefs
pick one

>RLM are based because they hate capeshit fans
>RLM supports Marvel movies.
>YOU MAD BECAUSE THEY LIKE WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE

Ever notice how this is typical of the Friend Simulator Defenders?

I don’t give a flying fuck what they like, a 40 year old fatass lining up for paint-by-numbers capeshit aimed at children is hardly unique, especially on YouTube. Nobodies going to let you pretend they have good taste or are at all discerning, though - they are literally below Jeremy Jahns and Collider types despite loathing them for embracing the shit they like, when they sing the praises of the exact same shit like clockwork

>He was caught up with the nostalgia whirlwind like every SW fag.
I was fucking 17 when it came out and I wasn't, eat shit

I meant calling people cucks and fags
Grow up

My dad is a dumb fat capeshit lover, and even he didn't fall for TFA

>17
>thus you have no nostalgia for sw
pretty simple

I'm 30 and have no nostalgia for star wars but that's because I had loving parents and came from a happy home where we read books and I get daily exercise and don't masturbate 7 times a day

Why won't they get a new shirt for Jay? Why is Mike making Jay wear a shirt with a red stain?

Lmao, post a pic of yourself
Leave if you can’t handle bants, tourist. But you don’t get to call people manchildren when you’re on the side of ardent middle aged capeshitters making a career off promoting children’s movies

I grew up watching various kinds of Star Wars media, man. I went into the movie expecting to adore it. "dude we were all caught up in the nostalgia meme" is fucking terrible, this entire board was shitting on the movie upon release

it goes with Jay's ironic nature

is your dad my dad lmao

he walked out of the cinema and was like "so it's the same fucking thing? no thanks"

Yep. Hell, they couldn’t even tell TLJ was bad. They put they’re review up 3 days late amidst all the controversy and then skipped the recommendation section. They’re spineless hacks who rightfully have no confidence in their hilariously puerile taste

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>I grew up watching star wars
again that's because your parents didn't love you sorry.

yeah this is a RLM thread its a given everyone watched star wars as a kid unless your some zoomer

Sis?

Every generation gets softer and softer because as quality of life increases we no longer need to "toughen up". We show signs of neoteny like domesticated cats and dogs who still act like kittens and puppies well into adulthood, and for the same reason: all our needs are satisfied, and we don't need to work hard for them, so we just never really change.

>mike calls it a nightmare
>jay says it killed any interest in the next installment
>rich says SW is creatively bankrupt
>video ends with a critique of brain dead fanboys who’ll endlessly consume their favorite brand
>SHILLS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You might actually be on the spectrum.

why do you people take two retards on the internet so seriously

Before and after they act like smug elitist cunts, but during every review they praise even the worst capeshit

>they couldn’t even tell TLJ was bad.
They shit on the movie that entire review. Mike yells at the camera to Rian Johnson "Have you seen Star Wars?" For how badly Rian understood the characters. What kind of revisionist history is this?

You have no idea how much pain you're in if you continue to point out the glaring inconsistencies in logic 'round these parts, partner

>Not even him
Haha sure loser. You blinked

>>video ends with a critique of brain dead fanboys who’ll endlessly consume their favorite brand
I liked the part where they made three videos and bought more shit each time with Patreon money

>Third Reich Mike was all "were all going to be invaded because nobody under 40 cares about being an adult."
>implying anyone would want to defend the remains of this rotten jewified strip mall of a country

Wes's films are for hypers that think arty films are kino
Spoiler, they aren't.

I remember your mom sucking my dick last night but that doesn't mean it happened

I'm just waiting for chinas invasion at this point.
The entire western world owes money to someone or something at this point, meanwhile china makes cash by enslaving their own countrymen, their population is huge, insanely patriotic due to the great firewall and sees anyone that isnt chinese as worthless dogs.

America actually has a good track record so far against aggression against us by countries with standing armies and defined borders. It's insurgents, terrorist cells and guerilla tactics we struggle against. An invasion from a country like China would only serve to galvanize and unite Americans, and once our war machine gets running, we'll kick their ass. When the American empire actually does crumble, it will crumble from within.

Lots of normal hardworking adults watch some light hearted cringe fests on their time off.
If you work in health care you might not want to spend your free time watching some grim dark hail satan movies.

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Don't talk shit about Forma Imperfecta Jay. He's a diamond in the rough.

>"were all going to be invaded because nobody under 40 cares about being an adult."
That bit made me chuckle.
It's very true that a lot of current adults act like children comparing their play pens.
Just like Yea Forums and reddit.

China will just zergrush you down. you vastly underestimate their numbers

>I mean you can't provide any evidence we aren't a bunch of fucking pussies because of feminism and socialism.

Yes, if there's anything the United States are known for it's being a bastion of socialism.

They seem really defensive now, half the episode was them making excuses and rationalizing their opinions.
Also, they said some hilariously hypocritical shit
>"it's okay to like stuff but don't make it your personality bro!"
>Mike's whole personality is Star Trek guy at this point
>Jay's thing is being the sex pervert movie fan

>caring about opinions

>just zergrush you down
That shit stopped being effective in WWI, when mounted machine guns caught on. Not only that, we have the strongest Navy. We have the most powerful Air Force. China has to get past all of that to mount any sort of land invasion. We have the world's second largest nuclear arsenal, meaning we could at some point into the war, turn Beijing into a crater and China would somehow have to deal with that. China would not just beat the US in a direct, all-out international conflict. They'd be idiots to even attempt that.

I forgot how fucked Jack's old hairline used to be. It looks like he's wearing a yarmulke that's constantly on the verge of falling off the back of his head. If he had a pony tail, he'd look like a Qing Dynasty mandarin.

Worked on the beaches of Normandy.

What Mike said about jews was right

Finally someone else who has seen Terrifier. Great fucking film, although desu I was pretty fucking disappointed at how the chick that was sort of built up to be "the final girl" got wasted with a fucking gun halfway through the movie. Should've had all girls stalked by the clown and then if they were really going to go with the whole "final girl actually dies" twist do it in a more creative manner, rather than "oh she's gonna beat him up oh no he pulled out a gun lol". Still has a ton of incredibly creepy and well shot scenes regardless. Gotta say though it took me a little bit to get used to the new guy playing Art the Clown because the guy from All Hallows Eve was fantastic but the new actor really nailed the movements and facial expressions

>scientist man that low

It's never going to come to that, because nukes, chemical and cyber warfare, drones and yet to be reveled crimes against humanity that each superpower only alludes to when negotiations get harsh. Modern standing armies are mostly just for show, a giant dick swinging mach that's getting more and more irrelevant by each passing decade.

Does any one find it ironic that RedLetterMedia are making fun of onions's and Marvel fanboys? The only people who fucking watch RLM are nerdy fanboys.

They were already suffering from lack of oil and food at that point in the war because Germany is poor in that regard. America has a strong food-production base, and we have fracking and offshore drilling for oil. Also, that still comes back to my earlier point - the navy. We invaded along with Britain's powerful Navy, an area the Germans fell short in. China would be unlikely to actually get to the point of landing on the mainland of the US.

Have you been living under a rock? They've been doing that shit since fucking Rogue One came out and they started making Nerd Crew

Based ad hominem brainlet

>X and Y are old men
>because X and Y shake their fist at entire generations of people
uh... like when you disparage someone by saying they're "old men"? So exactly like you're doing?

why are redditors such hypocrites?

These guys are poor critics. Not once have I seen them say anything remotely insightful or even something knowledgeable on film form. It feels like almost every major film related youtuber is utter trash with the exception of maybe Koganada and EFAP.

I mean why do people here have such low standards for film critics?

>why do people here have such low standards for film critics?

As above, so below. Most people here simply are not "cineastes."

The part about crowd psychology being brainwashing when the people in that Comic Con room are probably less than 1% of any given properties audience was silly.

Yeah but like who the fuck do they think watch their shows? They're just making fun of their fanbase. Which is even more cucked because the fanbase just goes "hah we're so fucking lame huh? hahah" shit that only white people on twitter act like

No, because RLM and much of its older and more self aware audience are nerds that became nerds (be it film, horror, Star Wars, Star Trek, comicbook nerds or any combination) before nerdisms were appropriated by normies and the mainsteam media pandering to them. They went from tightly knit communities headed by enthusiasts to their mothers quoting emulator jokes from The Big Bang theory and conventions being nothing else than having the masses pay for being advertised to.
Basically, they're part of the old guard that isn't NPC enough not to be freaked out and disgusted by this shit. Younger people who didn't experience the social stigmata or the enthusiasm required to be a nerd back in the day when nerd culture was drivenon by nerds for nerds and not greedy megacorps lack this insight. To them, superheroes and video games are the norm, while indie flicks and what used to be "normal Hollywood movies" are outside of the norm, and they equate RLM with Collider, Nerdist, Screen Junkies, Movie Fights and the like, all of which are little but paid advertisement.

It's weird. People here act like they're too good for mainstream directors like Nolan or Chazelle but when it comes to critics they will jizz over the capeshit of film criticism like RLM.

No such thing as "the capeshit of film criticism." You just disagree. I'd stop focusing on the brand and whether or not their methodology of reviewing is accurate or not. Or just stop paying attention entirely to pundits who don't serve your opinions... like a normal person

That 1% then goes and ferociously advertises the thing that was advertised to them trough word of mouth. What they were lamenting is the fact that Comicon has gone from a nerdy hang out for enthusiasts by enthusiasts to an event people pay with both their money and time to be advertised to and hyped up by group dynamics into becoming free advertisers themselves. And fuck, the franchise specific ones are all but cult like in nature.

Wrong. Reddit loves RLM

>No such thing as "the capeshit of film criticism." You just disagree

My issue isn't that they like movies that I don't, it's that their reviews are simply sub par. Has as much substance as the comment section in their videos.

I wouldn't care as much if their shitty opinions weren't parroted so much on any movie discussion forums.

Probably a much smaller subsection than the ones that love Collider, Nerdist, Screen Junkies, Movie Fights and other paid influences targeted at normies. Furthermore, everything you and I love has a Reddit dedicated to it, doesn't mean shit.

Why is Jay so smol?

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I'm happy that he finally found a bf.

because you had no nostalgia for it, dumb fucking child

Why do you have a picture of a fan interaction saved and obsessively post it in every thread? You have no room to ever criticize anyone at RLM because you are a million times worse than they will ever be.

Im cancelling my Patreon.

Haven't seen hereditary so I'm not going to comment on that film, but the main characters having no agency (or very limited agency) is a very real part of greek tragedy. The ancient greeks viewed fate as unavoidable, and one of the consistent themes of their legends/plays is that people trying to change fate always end up dooming themselves. You're right that the plays also tend to include a "tragic flaw", but being trapped by fate plays a large part too (see the bachae by euripides, oedipus rex, and in oedipus at colonus the whole story is about oedipus managing to gain control of a very tiny amount of his destiny by choosing where to die).

Post underrated RLM-Moments

youtu.be/uqFyvZN_XHU?t=2542
>42:22

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when jay makes his films he's constantly making
shit so makes sense

It's more ironic that Yea Forums is making fun of reddit and screaming about reddit invasion, while at the same time making regular threads about literal reddit in video form like rlm, h3h3 etc.

>a much smaller subsection than the ones that love Collider, Nerdist, Screen Junkies, Movie Fights
Difference between rlm and those guys is minimum, especially in terms of their humor and target audience

>dude some random youtuber nailed it, now i finally have a validation for my opinion

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I just realized they don't even link their patreon in their descriptions, kek.

/pol/ posters are stupid miserable fags

>dude somebody just challenged my popculture opinion verified by top youtube and reddit minds, better call him /pol/ just in case

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>china
>homogeneous society
ok retard

You had me until Southbound. What happened to you user. It was all so right.

Are all of you here 18+?
Do you really get scarred from watching horror movies?
Assuming you don't, which is logical, what are the qualities you look for then in a horror movie?

Getting hot in here.

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What movie is that in the background? Can anyone identify it? It looks like a 70s movie where girls might get their tits out.

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Secrets starring Jacqueline Bisset. They made a joke about it in an episode a long ass time ago.

>everything he believes comes from a vacuum
sounds about right.

Yeah, but Star Trek is smart and crative. Mrvel movies are just dumb.

Them talking about this as if it's a tiny independent movie outside the studio system was bizarre

You either have capeshit or "alternative" / "non blockbuster" full blown jew movie where critics go "this artsy film shits on your soul the best this year, a must watch along with faggotnigger Oscar winner"

Jay isn't gay tho

>Them talking about this as if it's a tiny independent movie outside the studio system was bizarre
What the fuck are you talking about?

Thanks user. Are there in fact titties in it?

They were saying they were happy that "a small movie like midsommer" was also in cinemas "side by side with spiderman", you giant fagola

I wanna fuck Jay

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Go to bed, Marty.

>Sigh
Holy shit please fucking christ kill yourself

A female Rich would look cuter than his actual girlfriend

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But that wasn't their argument

critical to the ZOG empire, not the US

welp, it took a while

>You know, throughout history,I bet every old man probably said the same thing. And old men die, and the world keeps spinning.

never before in history did huge parts of the population simply refuse to become functioning adults and to take over the responsibilities of their forefathers, because there has never before existed such a non-culture such as ours that pampers everyone and tells them that it's ok to stay a baby all your life and that anyone who says otherwise is an intolerant nazi

>middle aged and your main source of income is talking about star wars in youtube videos
>kids these day need to GROW THE FUCK UP

you first, gramps

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wtf i want to racemix now

Rosemary's bay is one of the best horrors of all time and nothing in it happens that is surprising and isn't foreshadowed. Pleb opinion. He might even mix up surprise with jump scares.

>no response from thrashed user

What are some bad Wes Anderson films

I liked the guy with girl hips more.

every generation shits on the next one
they're gen x faggots so they shit on millenials
zoomer kids like you don't have any achievements to define themselves by and so they are defined by being contrarian to the previous generation, millenials
so zoomer babby will inevatibly think that these gen x losers' detached, cynical, condescending, reductive view of millenial culture is HELLA F*CKIN EPIC

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Isle of Dogs

God damn you are autistic

The ones with his name on them

I love how prequel fags are still assmad about Mike liking TFA. Seethe more fag.

>"man, those adults who are obsessed with superhero movies sure are losers, aren't they"
>almost exclusively reviews superhero movies

Reminds me of a certain board.

AHAHAHAHHAAHHA
MIKE MAKING THE ZOOMIES SEETHE
AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

do you think Mike hates himself for still caring about star trek in his 40s? Deep down he must know he's too old for that shit and should probably be raising a family

Trek is kino

I think "liking star trek" is pretty far down the reasons to hate yourself for a middle aged man who earns a living by talking about movies made for teenagers on the internet so edgy contrarian teenagers can feel validated

Star Trek is fine, but Ghost Adventures on the other hand...

>"were all going to be invaded because nobody under 40 cares about being an adult."

He's 100% correct, none of you faggot millienials/zoomers will get your hands bloody for things that matter. I'm fine with this as I get retirement and you never will.

T.GenX

HeLlA cHaRiSmAtIc

>th-those manchildren couldn't even defend themselve against an invasion if it would come to that! know what was I saying about this new star strek series im going to hate but still watch...

You're acting like they completely shit on the movie when that's just not the case. They were generally positive about it.

>lets bump the old thread since someone called the new out for not being Television and Film related

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he's right

im not dying for my country. like i give a fuck. you only get one life to live. if a tank rolls down my street im hiding or surrendering. if you fight, you die. you don't get a second chance at life. you're dead forever.

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I know you replied to yourself that this was top tier analysis but your second quote isn't even coherent and your first makes me wonder how you can use the internet. The film's reference points were European cinema like Antonioni by the way, you excitable reddit cuck.

Fellow Gen X here. As if everyone in 10-20 years won't be demanding/voting for universal basic income to survive.

when my father was his age he had a family, worked at a financial firm, and was an officer in the airforce

Contrarians in the bag strike again. Please don't forget to like and subscribe.

>if you fight you die

Have you ever considered the possibility that MAYBE you might actually win?

>rosemary's baby
>nothing in it is surprising
>nothing isn't foreshadowed
Do you know what a set up is? Oh god, learn some screenwriting basics doofus

i also read the greeks but even myself know that knowing the fate of the characters is stupid because you diminish the tension of the story, i bet Ari thinks himself to be smart because he read Sophocles and Euripides, lmao what a hack

>Rich: Neither did Luke in Empire... Well the minor training, he had like a week of training with Yoda, that's all you need, you need a week?

what´s the deal with these morons taking everything too literal?

>duh i only see practiicing with yoda one time, this is only practice he did with him

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Subverting expectations is certified kino.

shouldn´t A be the highest tier? not S

It’s a show that reviews blockbusters and capeshit dominates the theatres

How is Reddit an insult? It's a better site than this virgin/incel-infest pit of hatred and loneliness.

Reddit is an endless series of echo chambers, here people can say whatever they want. And since boards here cover larger topics there are more dissenting voices when it comes to more specific things so we occasionally call each other niggers.

tranny tranny still a manny
post no more on foury channy

Have they set a date yet?

Can he be any deeper in the closet?

Im a Wes Anderson fan so im happy to just see him mentioned here

I've been here for years on only reecently started going to Reddit, so I'm only subscribed to a couple of subs (which means I don't know know how the whole site is), but it's by far less pathetic than here. It feels like I'm talking to humans there, whereas, here it's just incel stereotypes that spew venom and can't act like people.

Why are still here then?

The invasion already happened. He should know if he walked through Minnesota aka Little Somalia.

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Like you said, " boards here cover larger topics" and it moves at a faster pace. Plus, the contrast is something that I need to experience, once in a while. I'm becoming a better man and seeing these people and the people from Reddit helps me set both of you people as a point that is so far below me that I know I'm being trash if I dip into it.

>I know I'm being trash if I dip into it
You're dipping into it right now. Which makes you trash by you're own definition.

How is that true, in your perspective? I'm not acting like you guys. I'm just here observing and explaining you my point of view, instead of calling everything a faggot/nigger/jew or getting angry at inane stuff.

oof and yikespilled

Go dilate about it on Plebbit

Remind me, which war did you Gen X-ers have to fight in order to defend your homeland?

>being afraid of death and not embracing the sweet release of it

The war to make sure our kids don't turn out like zoomer's or millennial's of today.

>I-it's socialism's fault we're all apathetic manchildren
>not the childish consumerist products that it's now socially acceptable to indulge in as an adult, thanks in large part to capitalism

Only if you stop being incel trash :)

>These guys are poor critics. Not once have I seen them say anything remotely insightful or even something knowledgeable on film form
Nobody watches them for insight or incisive commentary. They watch them to validate their enjoyment of puerile Disney capeshit while simultaneously posturing as if they’re in any way “above” it in a startling triumph of cognitive dissonance. They don’t even review real films

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God, they’re ugly

people watch them for friend simulation

>He doesn't own precious metals for the inevitable monetary reset
>He want's to invade foreign countries to give them "freedom" so he can keep a dying economic order afloat so jooish bankers can stay in power
Jesus, you are such a good goy.

it has some good shorts... and some bad ones.

you sound like one of them people on /pol/ who go disaster shopping every time "It's happening" every other month and then smugly post on Yea Forums about how wierd it was to prepare for the incoming apocalypse among the sheeple who have no idea it's imminent

god damn rich is dummy thicc

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