It’s a Truman needs to go to sleep so he won’t be overtired at work a fourth day in a row...

Don't worry. It's just hemorrhoids.

So do we have to ban the movie? Or are you just going to ignore them like everyone else does?

>it's a "Truman runs up the stairs on all fours like a gorilla" episode

>it's a Truman sits on his ass all day watching movies while rubbing the dead skin off various places on his body and rolling it all into a black ball

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thanks dr.user

>it’s a Truman can freely tuck his wiener and balls under his legs and speak in a high pitched voice in to a mirror in his room now that his wife has left him, but it’s starting to lose the audience, so the producers send his best friend over with a 6 pack of cold ones and he literally has to open the door on him to make him stop
They really shouldn’t have let Truman get this bad.

It's not a big deal, just eat a couple tums and you'll be good to go in ten-fifteen minutes

Sounds like hemorroids, but you shoud still seek change in your lifestyle and/or medical consultation.

>It's a Truman looks at his hs crush he had a chance with but did nothing about it and it slowly begins to eat him alive when he sees how much better she looks now episode
Getting real tired of this season

Maximum comfy

>It's a Truman masturbates to incest porn again episode
What kind of fucked up writing staff does this show have? Where could it even air?

>It's a Truman mutilates his first little boy episode

Would they stop the entire production if he became a serial killer?

>It's a Truman slowly increases the heat of the shower water until it's as hot as it can go episodette

>It's a Truman immediately closes the tab when the woman says "it's okay since we're not blood related just step-[sister/mother]"

Don't worry. In the later seasons, she gets fat. Spoiler alert.

>it's a truman's been out of work for nearly 4 months now and the only thing in his inbox is rejection mail episode

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>its another episode where truman has a bad headache but really wants to jerk off, so he does anyway and it just makes his headache 10x worse and feels like something in his brain burst and hurts like fuck

Getting really tired of these episodes.

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They should let Truman explore and comfortably be himself.

episode truman sleep not

tromen get ipad

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Something to look forward to

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Continuity error? In season 19 Truman planned to be this rich fit superhuman with wife and kids and house but season 28 is now airing and he literally spends the entire season just in front of the screen.

yeah wtf Truman's writing is completely nonsensical. Like if he wants a girlfriend so bad why doesn't he just ask somebody out?

That’s acid reflux user, not overeating.

>another episode where Truman isnt getting enough fiber or water and it takes him 15 minutes to take a horrible dry shit and he never feels relieved even after shitting

When is this guy going to get it together?

>but he overate and is still too stick to stimulate himself enough, so he just stares at his stomach lit only by his computer screen and thinks about where it all went wrong
Take some fucking accountability

>26 seasons in
>series finale will be anticlimactic and predictable

The writing really went to shit when Truman started ignoring phone calls from friends and family so he could fap to tranny porn. That’s even before he was fired from his job for lack of enthusiasm and when he had to move in with his parents.

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Have sex

Same except there's a lot of blood

>take a shit
>drip drip drip

efficiency > aesthetics

Sneed

tums help with bloating and fullness too

>It's a truman realize that even if other people love him as a friend or family he can never love them and will never find someone who loves him romantically
Fucking every night at 12:30 AM they rerun this one. I don't know how Truman puts up with it!

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I am really getting into the dark comedy aspect of Truman knowing that he is a horrible person who has knowingly done horrible things to the point that he is irredeemable, but he calls other people degenerate just to make himself feel better.

>it’s a Truman gets written up at work for the fourth and final time in 4 months at work episode

Lol no way Truman doesn’t jump off a bridge during the season finale. He seems tired.

like everyone else said, it's hemorrhoids
old black blood is what you should be worried about, it means you're bleeding further up

>it’s a Truman develops pancreatitis from years of alcohol abuse so he switches over to heroin only to OD and have his parents kick him out of the house at 27 episode

Yikes!

Please get help

>It's a Truman goes to the fortnightly Klan meeting episode

>It's a "Truman plans to go to San Diego and jump off the Coronado Bridge" episode

Lads, I don’t I can watch the Truman show anymore. It’s the same thing over and over. He’s not happy. He pretends he is just for the sake of what? Being accepted or not flat out excommunicated by his few friends and family he still has? He’s going on 30, no family of his own. No land or home to his name. Works a dead end job that he had to become competent in just do he won’t be fired again. When does the show get better?

>it's a "Truman keeps listening to his parents and every decision is making his studies suffer, to the extent where pretty much 3 years have been wasted" episode
Goshdarnit!

>it’s a Truman finally nuts after 16 hours of fapping on adderall at 6am episode
Is every Friday night / Saturday morning episode gonna be about this?

Wait until Truman reaches a 260mg habit a day and has a heart attack lol season 26 is insane

>It's a Truman faps to futa on male and josou seme with hung traps episode.

Why is he suddenly into being a sissy?

>it’s a trueman wants to shave his ass hole so he awkwardly puts one leg up on the counter and tries to get a good look at his anus for thirty minutes

>it’s another episode of Truman spraying his ass hole with the shower nozzle while jacking off in the shower

Unironically what would’ve happened if Truman turned into a psychopath and started murdering people? Would they just have to cancel the show?

I had to stop watching when it became clear that Truman clearly knows what he is doing wrong, but he doesn't do anything to help himself because he is afraid people on an anonymous forum will call him "soi" if he does.

>it's a truman's moms boyfriend wants to watch ready player one with him episode
Holy shit this is just too awkward, I had to skip through that bit

Based

>it´s a truman is starting to get in shape and is getting complimented on his looks episode
didn´t see that plot twist coming

>its another "trumans budding relationship falls apart the minute things get physical" episode
if he even manages to get it up he's always premature, when will they give this guy a break? the last one really hurt, it seemed like they had something good going.

>it's a Truman hangs out with his friend and they talk about life episode
The show needs more comfy episodes like this