My name is Michael Caine and you're reading this in my voice

my name is Michael Caine and you're reading this in my voice

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didnt work, needs to be a variation of what he says often

Literally who?

Ello I'm my cocaine

you're only supposed to check these bloody dubs

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I unironically have no idea what his voice sounds like.

the soze ofa tanjereine

>implyin zoomers know who that is
haha nice one DAD, maybe you can tell them all about how candy was a nickel at one time and how this was all orchards

>Front rank, FIYAHHHH

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Your name is Maurice Micklewhite

...

HES USIN A BLODDY DAHBLE

My dad and grandfathers on both sides all own individual copies of this movie, should I check it out?

>you're
SOILED IT
SOILED IT
SOILED IT
SOILED IT
SOILED IT
SOILED IT

don't go gentoo

fuckin right you should

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I'll try again tomorrow

Ruprecht, do you want the genital cuff?

>OI 'IS BOLLOCKS WERE TH' SOIZE OF A BLOODY FACKING TANGERINE, THEY WAS!

You'll call now

you slag

zulus
thousands of 'em

Nigger the only way this thread is ever going to work if you start it with that thief story quote from The Dark Knight.

Loved him in Sleuth.

T A N G E R I N E

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My grandad went to primary with Michael Caine, send he was a big poof. Used to guzzle knob behind the old backend he did. Got caught with a teacher twice his senior.

And yet your granddad is a fucking loser and Caine is a millionaire. Funny how that works.

The guys been A-list for 60 years and still churns out kino. Why cant DeNiro or Pacino be like this?

>should i check this out
who the FUCK do you think you are NOT checking this out??? if you watch it, and don't get it, you're not a man and you might as well become a sissy

fuck i wish i could've fucked young mick's tight boipucci
dang he would've been a catch
bed he could suck a tangerine through a garden hose

This photo is from yesterday.

Sad to see him looking so frail ;_;

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id fuck that bitch in the back so hard
she looks sly
like she'd put a sneaky knuckle in your arse

I dont know how is your voice, Michael
I've always watched dubbed versions of your films

No reddit. I wasnt.

Fuck off with your overly dramatic tumblr/reddit style of posting. Kill yourself or shut the fuck up, pick one nigger. People grow old. It's not scary or rocket science. You fucking upvote baiting nigger on a site where there's no upvoting.

I’m Samuel L Jackson and you’re reading this in my mothafuckin voice.

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nah I didnt. You faggots really suck a tthis meme jesus

zoomers were a mistake

I have HAD IT with these MOTHAFUCKIN' ACTORS in this MOTHAFUCKIN' THREAD.

Read it in Michael Cera's voice