“In the Love Island villa, there are two sorts of people. The players and the pieces.”
- Curtis Pritchard
“In the Love Island villa, there are two sorts of people. The players and the pieces.”
- Curtis Pritchard
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I like how these threads have been full of people saying fuck the Coop when you've still spent money on companies sporting the rainbow flag like a month ago lmao
So Curtis is definetly a sociopath right? He has all the tendencies of one
He just wants air time.
>Joe wants Belle and Anton to win
based
HNNNGGHH
brehs...
where deano at?
NOOO MAURA! THEY'RE HAVING A PUBLIC VOTE PLEASE SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAURA!
I want to FUCK Demi Rose
>ywn be greg
Was she too good for us?
>mfw just realised I'm going to be out of the country past the final
at least I won't have to see molly's smug mug when she wins
daily reminder that last night the couples were not chosen by the number of votes but for the sake of drama, so maura and curties were not necessarily last
We can't escape the faggot.
Lads I had a dream where my cousin tries to force me to give him a blowjob but I refused
What does this mean?
She had a tight body
He got himself caught. Now what's the next step in his master plan?
She can go back to the bottom of the barrel from whence she was scraped
miss her lads
I miss Franny lads
A large company not saying that they're accepting of LGBTBBQ is basically interpreted as they're the king of brunei and want death to all queers
Has anybody else watched the First Look?
Seems like shit is about to get boring as fuck.
AT LEAST THE FAT HOG IS FINALLY DEAD
Acting real dramatic with lovey crap, might have to bounce lads
It's been shit since she left
Crashing this villa...
WITH NO SURVIVORS
This series has been so shit.
there's a difference between social media obligation and "this money will go directly to satan worshippers"
Chris is gone, what's the fucking point
this. 10/10 would have smashed it
post link?
>doesn't even answer that
Based
Never again
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>runningdownthecorridor.webm
how can noone see how fake goblinmae is
can't agree more
It looks like Amber's eyes point in opposite directions?
Amber is a smart nigger she knows with the female nigger vote and the irish vote she can win
Is Anton getting dumped next guys?
an amazing character
WHEN IS PARENTS EVENING FOR FUCKS SAKE.
I can't find my kindle lads
>those shaving bumps
absolute amateur
I think people are voting for Tommy more than her.
The only interesting thing about her is Ellie Bellie
STACK
EM
AND
FUCK
EM
State of her face wipes, fucking hell Amber
I saw Irish fans say they can’t vote without a vpn though
Probably Curtis and Muara first.
They can which is why it was brought up like 4 times in the headline challenge
did anyone just see how fat molly mae is
Molly Mae is a phone poster
>thinking maura wouldn't make it to the final
Although we can only hope
Maybe Curtis and Maura.
100% faggot confirmed
MAURA WANTS TO FUCK
>BUT CURTIS IS A FAG
MAURA WANTS TO FUCK
>BUT CURTIS IS A FAG
MAURA WANTS TO FUCK
>BUT CURTIS IS A FAG
MAURA WANTS TO FUCK
>BUT CURTIS IS A FAG
MAURA WANTS TO FUCK
>BUT CURTIS IS A FAG
HER GAYDAR IS WELL OFF
Curtis gay reveal son
Tune
Curtis confirmed homo.
why the fuck would Curtis turn down a shag from Maura
Maybe he just doesn't wanna shag on TV Maura you slag
How hasn’t maura realised he’s a bender
Curtis confirmed homosexual
Or most based man in the universe if he fucks Maura off
No means no
Iain... disable my normie inhibitors.
Utter cunt
>curtis finally hitting the wall of faggotry
Kino coming out scene coming soon
miss the squad michael danny jordan
IN FRONT OF ELLIE-BELLIE???
MAURA EYEROLL
ITS OFF
Amber finna frown lads
"i was tired" is not the answer as to why you wouldn't want to shag maura then, curtis. What you should have said is "its in public infront of other islanders"
ABSOLUTE BANGING TUNE
Maura isn't a nice young lady, she's a horny old whore. Fuck sake Curtis, give it to her you homo!
>The cure playing on Love Island
Based
YOUR MEMES BEGIN HERE
>imagine missing banterless Danny
cause he likes dicks
>it is a date episode
Cringe, im out lads have fun
Would any win be less hype than Tommy/Molly Mae?
Obviously curtis is a phaggot but still
Can you imagine if it was the other way around and Curtis wanted to fuck and she didn't and he went around bitching about it to the lads saying "at least an orgasm if that wouldnt be too much" or whatever she said
>date time? I'll get the chainmail
Maura is a massive cunt trying to pressure Curtis into sex when he's tired and then getting pissed off at him when he offers to make her a coffee. Most unlikeable islander this year
Song? Banger
Feel like shit lads, I just want Chris back
lmao
she's fucked the least people in the history of all love islands
Exactly
CHEB WATCH IN FULL FORCE LADS
>monster horror flick
>rated 15
nah it's shit
Further proof that Curtis is gay
So you're saying she's all mouth?
bt like a female Jay in some respects
Hope next season is as funny as season 4. This season has been a pure let down for memorable moments
amber is just 21, she will soon turn into a whale, now just before they left her legs and ass seemed massive, they will blow up
>believes what women say
>still doing this imagine other way around thing
we all know it's like that lad, no point whining about it anymore
if id be just lying under her at let her fuck me even two minutes after my mum died lads
All banter aside lads what do you think Tommy's IQ is, has to be sub 76 surely?
>"Yah, I tossed of some lad and he shat on me arm, would ya fookin belive it, arya jokin"
Her sister is massive so there's precedent
>that weird fishnet skirt thing
you're hiding nothing Amber
Is he still apologising for that shitty reunion?
But I have taken the Brosnan pill and can not wait
hes a dumb gypsy boxer
doesnt even know basic vocabulary
hes a clinical retard
City Boyz Michael Jordan Danny
Howling
What happened?
Amber really isn't interested, huh?
based stroke poster
imagine fucking amber in the arse on a yacht in the med lads
she's looking chunky as fuck tonight lads
this is like that part in waterworld when kevin costner whacks that girl with a paddle
>Filler episode this late on
WHERE
ARE
THE
PARENTS
and like
like all the time
i came in your mom's cunt
the night of the first date you said you didnt have immediate click you dumb bitch
Actually shaking no means no
>"You were so horny I thought I was gonna need to help you out"
We missed out on Molly Mae licking Maura's poonanni
God Molly is hideous.
>molly stirring shit yet again
SHUT THE FUCK UP
mollymae egging shit again
DRIP ALL OVER ME
>DRIP ALL OVER ME
DRIP ALL OVER ME
>DRIP ALL OVER ME
DRIP ALL OVER ME
>DRIP ALL OVER ME
DRIP ALL OVER ME
>DRIP ALL OVER ME
DRIP ALL OVER ME
>DRIP ALL OVER ME
>Drip all over me
will I ever experience the feeling of a woman being this into me?
>Maura you're gonna upset yourself calm down
Lol
>mom's
I would cum in your mums cunt but I would have to hire a few weightlifters to lift that fat belly of hers you yank fuck
There was an awkward as fuck "reunion" show with the 4 inbetweeners boys and Jimmy Carr at new years. We all thought it was gonna be a new episode of the show but it was just Carr interviewing the boys and taking over and doing that stupid fucking laugh.
>I love sweat
>Drip all over me
jesus christ maura
Greg fucks off back to Ireland and fucks a girl who plays county Hurling for Sligo.
Curtis ya bent bastard, spaff one in her
Guys what if there isn't a "meet the parents episode" this season
There was an Inbetweeners "reunion special" a while back that just ended up being a shitey top 10 best moments program with 5 mins of new footage
>"I don't think so"
ovie went swimming to cool off, kek
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBBBBBBBBBSSSSSSSS
Lads I AM SO FUCKING HORNY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
wet greg blanket at it again
>ywn be curtis
thank fook
based
>guy refuses girl
>GAY HA GAY HA
Whatever happened to no means no? If a guy was demanding sex off a girl he'd be booted off the show and jailed
>gives you blue balls
>you know that I love all the heterosexual sex
>boobs are good fun and I like the look of vagina
>I would love to do the sex to you.
Have sex
CURTIS YOU ARE BENT
imagine saying you can’t have sex because you’re tired and have a headache. Pathetic
Curtis just didn't have his viagra, he'll cop some for tonight
CURTIS YOU ABSOLUTE SILVER TONGUED MAD MAN I LUV YA
kek
>i had a headache
>it was the baby crying
Only a few more days the he can drop this heterosexual charade
>>curtis smoke screening and trying to get back to his scheme
Shut this gay down you irish succubus
TEA AUDIT
t. Rapist
>ywn be curtis
gay?
Have sex
>even black twitter is on Curtis's side
katsu curry
I sure believe you Curtis
It’s all part of his master plan
Has there ever been an actual 10 out of 10 on this show, Lucie was a weak 9 at best
shes not even black
veggies and chicken again
cut is tough
its ok to be gay
Keep at it user! Do your best!
Or white
black sympathizer, same thing
Based roastie
>oh yes I can’t wait to have lots of heterosexual intercourse with maura
there was nothing about black people whatsoever in the post or what the post was referring to you twat
Notice how Molly never has anything good to say about other couples
i love maura because i am a straight male my penis is erect because i am a STRAIGHT MALE wow i love vagina haha
Based
The whites have become black
32 fucking degrees in this apartment lads gonna fuckin kill myself
Mauras horny grinding on top of you and wants you to cum inside her lads, what do you do?
>i would love to give sex to you
based
just tuning in lads, was at the pub - miss anything?
Seemed like a shit ep. from the 'first look' earlier
>pretend to have a headache like a fucking faggot
where to watch outside uk?
this
Dewit and deal with the consequences
ejaculate inside like a heterosexual male so hard her cervix shatters
based and heteropilled
you may continue to post
Curtis is a bender, so nothing really
WOOOW DOOD ackackackack
>t. Virgin
This episode is so shit, I wish I played on the Harry potter Gmod RP server instead
Singletown seems like another Celebs go dating
easyview.eu
till big Deano comes back
DEANO!
wrong
Any decent porn sites lads?
>than-
it doesn't work
died already?
Dead episode
moresisek.net
Are you me?
Perfects are defects
t. incel
yeah, anansmomhardcoreanal.com
just now died
check this
Fucking nonce, why report the stream and ruin it for everyone else
Attention deprived mongoloid
I had sex Tuesday lmao
scoop my cum back out as she's not breeding material
>30 more minutes of this
Might have to tap out early lads
Kek
whats wrong with coop, im out of the loop
i seriously love maura's retard cackle
this is bent
so love island is over, no more drama?
>swn suck your dick
Ignore him he does it for attention his fat ass feeds on attention
good banter
blimey belle's actually funny
Women banter is so shit.
At least on TV anyway.
looks like a RealDoll, and NOT in a good way
Poor Anton
maura and molly are playing the game
>I was right about the sex stuff being an act and Maura being really wholesome when taken away from the whores in the island
boring as fuck lads
belle and india banter is the only good thing
How much is Amy crying right now lads?
That Belle and India segment was the best thing of the last few episodes. Some good normal banter instead of just shit drama.
>Dancing to the background harp music
Is there anything more tragic
And also, in real life
lucky they're gonna run it twice a year then
literally a million genuine + plastic paddies in GB on the mainland, lad
>+plus NI
Fuck me his face
>implying they need £50k after this
if he was acting he wouldnt do the squint you retard
did u mean to post india?
>Higgins
She the vipers sister?
Isn't Greg Irish? How does he cope with Amber's ass?
Belle's chebs
Staying in front
but they couldn't even keep it going longer than 20 secs ... let's not overrate that moment. Also:
AMBEEEEEERS CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBS
yeah they've got rid of the lie detector I think
>India
what does this mean?
>india’s obvious sarcasm
They’re really reaching for these teasers for this shite episode
that was definitely a joke edited out of context to bait us into watching this boring episode
tommy having zero enthusiasm behind what he's saying
has molly got our boy tommy /depressed/?
incredibly stupid and weak bait from itv
Also, I wish someone would steal 50k for once
Assume he is implying irish guys have small dicks and can't handle Ambers big ass
Rugby experience and no sense of smell.
no, he's just very boring (but genuine and kind)
Really craving an ice cold Thatchers™ right now
>India not being a prostitute
if you steal the 50k, no one would want to give you endorsements, it would all go to the other person
£5 for 4 tins and 2 pizzas
fuarking hell, might have to overlook their trans-strawberry advert and get down co-op lads
but user someone could kill themself again
Thatchers? That the beer with the red cap mate? Remind me of how I can recognize a Thatchers™ in my local supermarket?
he was fun before getting shackled to molly
Bollocks, where at? 4 tins of what
Would be absolute kino tho
reminder
I honestly think worse people have got endorsements despite what they did
>tfw want to power my presence but only woman are allowed to
>fallofthewest.jpg
been pronouncing Santander wrong for the last 5 years
'The King of Beers' (Budwesier)
The couple in the crunchy nut ad unironically remind me of maura and curtis
>tfw minimum alcohol pricing in scotland
I missed it, what was it?
Tasty deal, where at? Decent pizzas?
can't be trusted
i just want molly to be eliminated, fake bitch
curtis all manly and shit
tommy like a little child
great setting for a date. fuck the fire dancers though
Just in it for the 50k lol
Dilly Dilly
curtis planted that bug
>Ovie can pull off a fedora
>I can't
Sucks not being a 6'7 basketballer lads
WHY?
are they going to summon satan or something
co-op man, can't you read?
baste
new task?
I'm not sure he can desu, looks a bit of a mug
Fucking talk to me like that again cunt and I will punch the fuck out of you
take off the hat
>they're not on display tonight
Illiterate much?
horrible date show innit
EVEN BETTER
>makes physical threats
>on the internet
well at least you tried
looks fine to me
lmaoing right now. Would LOVE to see you try something irl. Would cave your skull in
India's Walter White moment
All of what ovie says sounds fake and planned. Is he a psychopath like /ourguy/ Curtis?
i mean they sort of are...
does ovie know she's a pornstar?
now this is better
got screens of her in that mad mesh top the other night? jesus
Looks like a mug user
you don't cover your head when sitting or inside
the white one?
>I'm having an old friend for dinner and ting
yeah. fuck.
based
Think Ovie lives in his hats, maybe he picked it up in america
they always say the dates are incredible when they look dead to us
is it bad editing, or game-playing/exaggeration on their part?
kek
right, night lads (faggots)
steroids fucked tommy's body up
>Anton takes her out for a fried mars bar
well that was a fucking boring episode
So comfy these nonce free threads lads
What a fucking terrible episode. Right, night lads. See ya tomorrow.
he wears a durag to keep his waves so hats on top make you look a bit less scummy
no close ups, camera was always out that was one hell of a dress for chebs if cameramen did their fucking job right
what no fucking at the end?
pff
worst episode of the season
Worst ep of the season
wait found it
Fucking hell lads.
abysmal episode. they need to have a look at themselves
>you will never have a girlfriend with >D boobs
fucking HELL
Jesus
based
fuck 190kg
It feels as though a great weight has been lifted. Don't even mind the shit ep
So this is the end huh? Two series a year will kill this show like big brother
Yeah, reckon I'll just watch the summer one