/lig/ - Love Island General

“In the Love Island villa, there are two sorts of people. The players and the pieces.”

- Curtis Pritchard

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I like how these threads have been full of people saying fuck the Coop when you've still spent money on companies sporting the rainbow flag like a month ago lmao

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So Curtis is definetly a sociopath right? He has all the tendencies of one

He just wants air time.

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>Joe wants Belle and Anton to win
based

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HNNNGGHH

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brehs...

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where deano at?

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NOOO MAURA! THEY'RE HAVING A PUBLIC VOTE PLEASE SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAURA!

I want to FUCK Demi Rose

>ywn be greg

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Was she too good for us?

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>mfw just realised I'm going to be out of the country past the final
at least I won't have to see molly's smug mug when she wins

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daily reminder that last night the couples were not chosen by the number of votes but for the sake of drama, so maura and curties were not necessarily last

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We can't escape the faggot.

Lads I had a dream where my cousin tries to force me to give him a blowjob but I refused

What does this mean?

She had a tight body

He got himself caught. Now what's the next step in his master plan?

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She can go back to the bottom of the barrel from whence she was scraped

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miss her lads

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I miss Franny lads

A large company not saying that they're accepting of LGBTBBQ is basically interpreted as they're the king of brunei and want death to all queers

Has anybody else watched the First Look?
Seems like shit is about to get boring as fuck.

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AT LEAST THE FAT HOG IS FINALLY DEAD

Acting real dramatic with lovey crap, might have to bounce lads

It's been shit since she left

Crashing this villa...

WITH NO SURVIVORS

This series has been so shit.

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there's a difference between social media obligation and "this money will go directly to satan worshippers"

Chris is gone, what's the fucking point

this. 10/10 would have smashed it

post link?

>doesn't even answer that

Based

Never again

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WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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>runningdownthecorridor.webm

how can noone see how fake goblinmae is

can't agree more

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It looks like Amber's eyes point in opposite directions?

Amber is a smart nigger she knows with the female nigger vote and the irish vote she can win

Is Anton getting dumped next guys?

an amazing character

WHEN IS PARENTS EVENING FOR FUCKS SAKE.

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I can't find my kindle lads

>those shaving bumps
absolute amateur

I think people are voting for Tommy more than her.
The only interesting thing about her is Ellie Bellie

STACK
EM
AND
FUCK
EM

State of her face wipes, fucking hell Amber

I saw Irish fans say they can’t vote without a vpn though

Probably Curtis and Muara first.

They can which is why it was brought up like 4 times in the headline challenge

did anyone just see how fat molly mae is

Molly Mae is a phone poster

>thinking maura wouldn't make it to the final

Although we can only hope

Maybe Curtis and Maura.

100% faggot confirmed

MAURA WANTS TO FUCK
>BUT CURTIS IS A FAG
MAURA WANTS TO FUCK
>BUT CURTIS IS A FAG
MAURA WANTS TO FUCK
>BUT CURTIS IS A FAG
MAURA WANTS TO FUCK
>BUT CURTIS IS A FAG
MAURA WANTS TO FUCK
>BUT CURTIS IS A FAG

HER GAYDAR IS WELL OFF

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Curtis gay reveal son

Tune

Curtis confirmed homo.

why the fuck would Curtis turn down a shag from Maura

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Maybe he just doesn't wanna shag on TV Maura you slag

How hasn’t maura realised he’s a bender

Curtis confirmed homosexual

Or most based man in the universe if he fucks Maura off

No means no

Iain... disable my normie inhibitors.

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Utter cunt

>curtis finally hitting the wall of faggotry
Kino coming out scene coming soon

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miss the squad michael danny jordan

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IN FRONT OF ELLIE-BELLIE???

MAURA EYEROLL
ITS OFF

Amber finna frown lads

"i was tired" is not the answer as to why you wouldn't want to shag maura then, curtis. What you should have said is "its in public infront of other islanders"

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ABSOLUTE BANGING TUNE

Maura isn't a nice young lady, she's a horny old whore. Fuck sake Curtis, give it to her you homo!

>The cure playing on Love Island
Based

YOUR MEMES BEGIN HERE

>imagine missing banterless Danny

cause he likes dicks

>it is a date episode
Cringe, im out lads have fun

Would any win be less hype than Tommy/Molly Mae?

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Obviously curtis is a phaggot but still

Can you imagine if it was the other way around and Curtis wanted to fuck and she didn't and he went around bitching about it to the lads saying "at least an orgasm if that wouldnt be too much" or whatever she said

>date time? I'll get the chainmail

Maura is a massive cunt trying to pressure Curtis into sex when he's tired and then getting pissed off at him when he offers to make her a coffee. Most unlikeable islander this year

Song? Banger

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Feel like shit lads, I just want Chris back

lmao

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she's fucked the least people in the history of all love islands

Exactly

CHEB WATCH IN FULL FORCE LADS

>monster horror flick
>rated 15
nah it's shit

Further proof that Curtis is gay

So you're saying she's all mouth?

bt like a female Jay in some respects

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Hope next season is as funny as season 4. This season has been a pure let down for memorable moments

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amber is just 21, she will soon turn into a whale, now just before they left her legs and ass seemed massive, they will blow up

>believes what women say

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>still doing this imagine other way around thing
we all know it's like that lad, no point whining about it anymore

if id be just lying under her at let her fuck me even two minutes after my mum died lads

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All banter aside lads what do you think Tommy's IQ is, has to be sub 76 surely?

>"Yah, I tossed of some lad and he shat on me arm, would ya fookin belive it, arya jokin"

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Her sister is massive so there's precedent

>that weird fishnet skirt thing
you're hiding nothing Amber

Is he still apologising for that shitty reunion?

But I have taken the Brosnan pill and can not wait

hes a dumb gypsy boxer
doesnt even know basic vocabulary
hes a clinical retard

City Boyz Michael Jordan Danny

Howling

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What happened?

Amber really isn't interested, huh?

based stroke poster

imagine fucking amber in the arse on a yacht in the med lads

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she's looking chunky as fuck tonight lads

this is like that part in waterworld when kevin costner whacks that girl with a paddle

>Filler episode this late on

WHERE

ARE

THE

PARENTS

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and like
like all the time

i came in your mom's cunt

the night of the first date you said you didnt have immediate click you dumb bitch

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Actually shaking no means no

>"You were so horny I thought I was gonna need to help you out"

We missed out on Molly Mae licking Maura's poonanni

God Molly is hideous.

>molly stirring shit yet again
SHUT THE FUCK UP

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mollymae egging shit again

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DRIP ALL OVER ME
>DRIP ALL OVER ME
DRIP ALL OVER ME
>DRIP ALL OVER ME
DRIP ALL OVER ME
>DRIP ALL OVER ME
DRIP ALL OVER ME
>DRIP ALL OVER ME
DRIP ALL OVER ME
>DRIP ALL OVER ME

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>Drip all over me
will I ever experience the feeling of a woman being this into me?

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>Maura you're gonna upset yourself calm down

Lol

>mom's
I would cum in your mums cunt but I would have to hire a few weightlifters to lift that fat belly of hers you yank fuck

There was an awkward as fuck "reunion" show with the 4 inbetweeners boys and Jimmy Carr at new years. We all thought it was gonna be a new episode of the show but it was just Carr interviewing the boys and taking over and doing that stupid fucking laugh.

>I love sweat
>Drip all over me
jesus christ maura

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Greg fucks off back to Ireland and fucks a girl who plays county Hurling for Sligo.

Curtis ya bent bastard, spaff one in her

Guys what if there isn't a "meet the parents episode" this season

There was an Inbetweeners "reunion special" a while back that just ended up being a shitey top 10 best moments program with 5 mins of new footage

>"I don't think so"

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ovie went swimming to cool off, kek

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBBBBBBBBBSSSSSSSS

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Lads I AM SO FUCKING HORNY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

wet greg blanket at it again

>ywn be curtis

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thank fook

based

>guy refuses girl
>GAY HA GAY HA
Whatever happened to no means no? If a guy was demanding sex off a girl he'd be booted off the show and jailed

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>gives you blue balls

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>you know that I love all the heterosexual sex
>boobs are good fun and I like the look of vagina

>I would love to do the sex to you.

Have sex

CURTIS YOU ARE BENT

imagine saying you can’t have sex because you’re tired and have a headache. Pathetic

Curtis just didn't have his viagra, he'll cop some for tonight

CURTIS YOU ABSOLUTE SILVER TONGUED MAD MAN I LUV YA

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kek
>i had a headache
>it was the baby crying

Only a few more days the he can drop this heterosexual charade

>>curtis smoke screening and trying to get back to his scheme
Shut this gay down you irish succubus

TEA AUDIT

t. Rapist

>ywn be curtis
gay?

Have sex

>even black twitter is on Curtis's side

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katsu curry

I sure believe you Curtis

It’s all part of his master plan

Has there ever been an actual 10 out of 10 on this show, Lucie was a weak 9 at best

shes not even black

veggies and chicken again
cut is tough

its ok to be gay

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Keep at it user! Do your best!

Or white

black sympathizer, same thing

Based roastie

>oh yes I can’t wait to have lots of heterosexual intercourse with maura

there was nothing about black people whatsoever in the post or what the post was referring to you twat

Notice how Molly never has anything good to say about other couples

i love maura because i am a straight male my penis is erect because i am a STRAIGHT MALE wow i love vagina haha

Based

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The whites have become black

32 fucking degrees in this apartment lads gonna fuckin kill myself

Mauras horny grinding on top of you and wants you to cum inside her lads, what do you do?

>i would love to give sex to you

based

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just tuning in lads, was at the pub - miss anything?

Seemed like a shit ep. from the 'first look' earlier

>pretend to have a headache like a fucking faggot

where to watch outside uk?

this

Dewit and deal with the consequences

ejaculate inside like a heterosexual male so hard her cervix shatters

smashcast.tv/BigLadDeano

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based and heteropilled
you may continue to post

Curtis is a bender, so nothing really

WOOOW DOOD ackackackack

>t. Virgin

This episode is so shit, I wish I played on the Harry potter Gmod RP server instead

Singletown seems like another Celebs go dating

easyview.eu/watch.php?stream=itv2
till big Deano comes back

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DEANO!

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wrong

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Any decent porn sites lads?

>than-
it doesn't work
died already?

Dead episode

moresisek.net

Are you me?
Perfects are defects

t. incel

yeah, anansmomhardcoreanal.com

just now died
check this

Fucking nonce, why report the stream and ruin it for everyone else

Attention deprived mongoloid

I had sex Tuesday lmao

scoop my cum back out as she's not breeding material

>30 more minutes of this
Might have to tap out early lads

Kek

whats wrong with coop, im out of the loop

i seriously love maura's retard cackle

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this is bent

so love island is over, no more drama?

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>swn suck your dick

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Ignore him he does it for attention his fat ass feeds on attention

good banter

blimey belle's actually funny

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Women banter is so shit.

At least on TV anyway.

looks like a RealDoll, and NOT in a good way

Poor Anton

maura and molly are playing the game

>I was right about the sex stuff being an act and Maura being really wholesome when taken away from the whores in the island

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boring as fuck lads
belle and india banter is the only good thing

How much is Amy crying right now lads?

That Belle and India segment was the best thing of the last few episodes. Some good normal banter instead of just shit drama.

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>Dancing to the background harp music
Is there anything more tragic

And also, in real life

lucky they're gonna run it twice a year then

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literally a million genuine + plastic paddies in GB on the mainland, lad
>+plus NI

Fuck me his face

>implying they need £50k after this

if he was acting he wouldnt do the squint you retard

did u mean to post india?

>Higgins

She the vipers sister?

Isn't Greg Irish? How does he cope with Amber's ass?

Belle's chebs

Staying in front

but they couldn't even keep it going longer than 20 secs ... let's not overrate that moment. Also:

AMBEEEEEERS CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBS

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yeah they've got rid of the lie detector I think

>India

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what does this mean?

>india’s obvious sarcasm
They’re really reaching for these teasers for this shite episode

that was definitely a joke edited out of context to bait us into watching this boring episode

tommy having zero enthusiasm behind what he's saying

has molly got our boy tommy /depressed/?

incredibly stupid and weak bait from itv

Also, I wish someone would steal 50k for once

Assume he is implying irish guys have small dicks and can't handle Ambers big ass

Rugby experience and no sense of smell.

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no, he's just very boring (but genuine and kind)

Really craving an ice cold Thatchers™ right now

>India not being a prostitute

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if you steal the 50k, no one would want to give you endorsements, it would all go to the other person

£5 for 4 tins and 2 pizzas

fuarking hell, might have to overlook their trans-strawberry advert and get down co-op lads

but user someone could kill themself again

Thatchers? That the beer with the red cap mate? Remind me of how I can recognize a Thatchers™ in my local supermarket?

he was fun before getting shackled to molly

Bollocks, where at? 4 tins of what

Would be absolute kino tho

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reminder

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I honestly think worse people have got endorsements despite what they did

>tfw want to power my presence but only woman are allowed to

>fallofthewest.jpg

been pronouncing Santander wrong for the last 5 years

'The King of Beers' (Budwesier)

The couple in the crunchy nut ad unironically remind me of maura and curtis

>tfw minimum alcohol pricing in scotland

I missed it, what was it?

Tasty deal, where at? Decent pizzas?

can't be trusted

i just want molly to be eliminated, fake bitch

curtis all manly and shit
tommy like a little child

great setting for a date. fuck the fire dancers though

Just in it for the 50k lol

Dilly Dilly

curtis planted that bug

>Ovie can pull off a fedora
>I can't
Sucks not being a 6'7 basketballer lads

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WHY?

are they going to summon satan or something

co-op man, can't you read?

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baste

new task?

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I'm not sure he can desu, looks a bit of a mug

Fucking talk to me like that again cunt and I will punch the fuck out of you

take off the hat

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>they're not on display tonight

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Illiterate much?

horrible date show innit

EVEN BETTER

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>makes physical threats
>on the internet
well at least you tried

looks fine to me

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lmaoing right now. Would LOVE to see you try something irl. Would cave your skull in

India's Walter White moment

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All of what ovie says sounds fake and planned. Is he a psychopath like /ourguy/ Curtis?

i mean they sort of are...

does ovie know she's a pornstar?

now this is better

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got screens of her in that mad mesh top the other night? jesus

Looks like a mug user

you don't cover your head when sitting or inside

the white one?

>I'm having an old friend for dinner and ting

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yeah. fuck.

based

Think Ovie lives in his hats, maybe he picked it up in america

they always say the dates are incredible when they look dead to us

is it bad editing, or game-playing/exaggeration on their part?

kek

right, night lads (faggots)

steroids fucked tommy's body up

>Anton takes her out for a fried mars bar

well that was a fucking boring episode

So comfy these nonce free threads lads

What a fucking terrible episode. Right, night lads. See ya tomorrow.

he wears a durag to keep his waves so hats on top make you look a bit less scummy

no close ups, camera was always out that was one hell of a dress for chebs if cameramen did their fucking job right

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what no fucking at the end?
pff

worst episode of the season

Worst ep of the season

wait found it

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Fucking hell lads.

abysmal episode. they need to have a look at themselves

>you will never have a girlfriend with >D boobs

fucking HELL

Jesus

based

fuck 190kg

It feels as though a great weight has been lifted. Don't even mind the shit ep

So this is the end huh? Two series a year will kill this show like big brother

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Yeah, reckon I'll just watch the summer one