>no female nudity at all
>plenty of dick shots
Who the fuck are they making this for?
>no female nudity at all
>plenty of dick shots
Who the fuck are they making this for?
Your gay dad.
Pretty similar to the comic then.
why does there need to be nudity at all
Gay faggots.
Is that Snakeyes?
is the black guy supposed to be A-train?
I don't remember an invisible guy, is he supposed to replace (Jupiter)(?), the guy who flew away during their 9/11?
Kek it's so low budget they didn't even finish photoshopping one of the characters in.
It's about superheros fucking, raping and killing people because they can. It's fucking weird.
But then we got a Baywatch movie which had no tits but managed to have a dick shot.
capeshitters
the author agrees with you. in fact, ennis wrote it because the capeshit wave that is hitting mainstream culture right now, was in comics for decades and he just had enough.
Think they'll have the balls to show a white guy kicking a darkie's head off?
probably not
So the invisible dude is replacing Jack from Jupiter, right? Is the one next to Starlight the Deep?
no, they probably make him explode or something equally over the top as comic relief.
I like that the first volume or so was published by Wildstorm (which was some part of DC at the time), and they were slowly realizing that the comic was pretty much fundamentally against their own entire business set of rules, and then cancelled it.
They were a good sport about it though and gave the rights to Ennis and crew so they could continue the work after shopping for another publisher.
t. wikipedia article I read years ago
>wildstorm
oh yeah, i remember
>Who the fuck are they making this for?
Did you read the series? It's Ennis' love letter to cuckoldry
They should have made this 15 years ago when I actually cared.
me. i had no plans of watching it but now i do. thank you
The Comic's bad, the show is worse.
Is it out already? On solarmovie yet?
1hr20min
fuuck that starlight looks tight but they really dropped the ball with the deep,no helmet wtf?
Just like ennis comics. They are full of gratutious shots of male ass and dick humor with a tit thrown in as compensation occassionally.
the girl on the left gets on the team by sucking off 3 of the guys
Why is Major Disaster hanging out with that angry motherfucker
Jupiter is now the invisible guy. Guy in green is the Deep
Comic book fans who love subversion of expectstions
yuuuuup. I'll know if it's worth a watch from the gf getting killed, kinda excited for it.
>this program contains violence and scenes of nudity. Viewer discretion is advised
>"oh boy, a chance to see titties"
>only nudity in whole movie was a guy's bare ass
Hate when they pull this shit
Just look at porn cumbrain
I don't remember there being an invisible guy in the comic. Haven't read it in a decade though.
>no deep
>no jupiter
Gay ass show.
he's replacing the alien guy because they don't want to bother with the cost of CGI/dressing someone up
Deep is the skinny white guy on the left
where on solar? all I found was the trailer
>Who the fuck are they making this for?
The people that would actually subscribe to Amazon streaming service?
Let me guess; R63 Stormfront gets niggered, right?
Worst Ennis comic by a long shot, i say this as a massive Ennis fan boy. Karl Urban as Butcher might be okay but after Ennis condoned the absolute piece of shit that the Preacher tv show was i don't even care.
Preacher was even shittier. Both the comic and the show
Fags aka capeshit fans.
Just like IRL.
Are you that insecure about your sexuality that you refuse to look at a penis?
Try amazon prime.
I have prime and it isnt releasing until tomorrow. I'm just bored at work watching security cameras and I was hoping to watch it before the shift got over.
>sounds like my kind of film