Alita

user... pls buy my movie ;_;

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No.

Going to be buying 10 copies and giving them to all my friends and family.

thanks user!

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>Why yes, my 4k UHD copy of Alita is scheduled to ship today. How did you know?

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Cancelled my Ultimate Edition because of the 'signed' certificate of authenticity.

$200 for a mini art book. two pictures and a mass produced set of signatures. You got greedy Alita.

I'd do this but I don't have any friends or family, and I don't want to hand out copies to strangers, because they might decide to throw it out or use it as a coaster; in which case, that would be 20+ dollars wasted.

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>her face when you put it in the wrong hole

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based

>What do you mean you haven't bought a Blu-Ray yet, user?

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I already bought it. Please love me, Alita!

Requesting webm of Alita smiling after she says, "That's what it takes" as Hugo gets on the bike in that scene please.

My heart melts at that.

kissu for user

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Shill... please kill yourself.

what a shit film

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Watched this with my dad last night. He liked it but he's a total pleb. I liked the special effects and world building, but the pacing is retarded and the story is basically just a bunch of filler connecting set pieces. Should have focused on telling a complete story instead of sequel baiting, I really doubt Disney will continue with the series.

I got the dvd and will literally watch this every day from now on until I get sick of watching it like I did after watching it over 20 times in the theater

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>*ahem* SAME *ahem* fag

>Tfw you'll never have a daughter like Alita

>Giving money to Disney
No.

sneed
*AHEM*
My bad

Sorry, I already pirated it

official inflatable alita sex doll when?

user...

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I bought the Best Buy Steelbook, and a digital copy on Amazon, and Im gonna at least get a copy for my dad and brother in law as xmas gifts.

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How about you refund my ticket bitch

I'm sure they'll just love it

>no no no stop making fun of my ugly waifu s-samefag!
Imagine being this much in denial that your movie flopped.

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>ugly

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>posts troglodyte
Thanks for proving my point.

I got the bluray from redbox last night. I just won't return it

Fuck no this movie was laughably bad.

no, i better wait until the inevitable cameronĀ“s cut.

>movie flopped
Reminder: flipped,
Sequel: whenever.

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She's 10x cuter than any human girl living on earth today

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Based, stealing from Redbox. And Alita doesn't lose a penny...

weeb genocide when

>stealing
I get charged for it.

Holy shit imagine thinking this abortion is attractive.

This desu senpai

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>couldn't outsell captain stacyvel
>terrible reviews
>blurays are selling like shit
OH NO NO NO

Wat? you can rent a movie, then purchase it?

Not soon enough, waifufags are mentally ill and need to lust after a disgusting cg thot cause no real woman would want them.

I've never watched animu or read any mango, i just love Alita

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Check out these gays

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4k bluray should be arriving today

No I bought captain marvel instead.

>blurays are selling like shit
Making stuff up as always, never change Disney mom, never change.

>TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE CANT TAKE MY EYES OFF YOU

already got the collectors edition.
i will serve.
i will be of service.

>getting this assblasted no one likes his ugly waifu
>f-faggot
So this is the power of alitafags?

OH NO NO NO HE ACTUALLY BELIEVES THIS
*breathes in*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>DVD
who the fuck still buys that?

Sweet Jesus, those eyes and dead look....this is real uncanny valley tier. Nightmare fuel.

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yo

Yeah. If you don't return it they just charge you for the full cost of the movie

I do.

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i like how marveltards keep seething at the success of jimbos films. these are all standalone films while mcu movies are part of series of 20+ movies and universe which have been on before any Yea Forums users been alive. not to mention the jewish duo that spouts out those capeshits uses those movies to launder money.

also alita was good.

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Ah, nice.

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