Confess Yea Forums

well la di da mr gucci loafer

I unironically enjoyed this movie.

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dilate

then go back faggit

I'm probably gonna have sex with the ex of a friend

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I only sneedpost because I hate those yellow abominations so fucking much

he's acknowledging his inferiority

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Ive never seen a movie or television show

The pickle rick episode is one of the best episodes, but I didnt go yell it like a retard in public.
>everything in moderation

tell the story fren

I hate black people

>say user, whyd you get a swastika tattoo?
>reddit

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dis white boy cute

Ive done that many times. They get mad when they find out just warning you

i enjoy most paulie shore movies

have sex

Dramedy is the pinnacle of TV. TV is supposed to be a fun genre for just turning the boobtube on and watching some good stuff. We need more great dramedies.

Sneedposting is literally facebook-tier forced spam shit. It’s killing Yea Forums because its quintessentially the anti-Yea Forums meme, but its changed Yea Forums along with it. Something normalfag.
Hence why its killing my enjoyment of Yea Forums, and I can’t “go back” because the places I “go back,” sneedposting is imitating.

Two of my better friends fucked my best friend's current gf. Strangely there has been no drama. But maybe just because my best friend is a cuck

sneed

Remember the halloween episode where the only way to kill the billboard monsters was to ignore them?

The best one is Glee

sneed

Drop him. Dont associate with retards

What am I doing here then?

She asked if I was interested in being friends with benefits 2 days ago, not much else has happened yet but we are going for a drink this weekend

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i havent watched a movie or a tv show in over 10 years. Im just here for the shitposting

I think i'm actually in love with Sophia Lillis. After seeing IT I watched an interview with her and felt something I've never felt before. I've had crushes and I've been sexually interested in women before then but there's something special about her. She's cute and seems so sweet and funny and everything about her seems perfect to me. It's weird but at the same time it could be worse, I'm 18 and she's 17 so it's not like i'm a pedo.

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I started maskposting putting up and taking down my name

dream tonight
im in a tub with friends (irl dont have any)
9/10 chick walks in
has a hitler moustache just more horizontal rather then square
throws herself on me
i politely reject, she says later
friends tell me she's a lesbian
wake up
you can recommend me kinos for this feel i guess

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I still watch mlp and visit /mlp/

Tarantino is a hack and hasn't made a good movie ever.
The MCU has killed cinema as an artform; we're going to get nothing but bloated CGI quipfests for the rest of our lives

Me too

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didn't MLP end years ago?

Does she have slampig potential?

>I'm 18
>people born after 2000 are allowed to post here

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Is this some zoomer lingo that I don't get?

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I only come to shitpost and no longer watch television

based
television sucks

How can you browse Yea Forums and not know what a slam pig is gramps

Nope. It's on its 9th and final season.

It will end in October, but China's leaking episodes so fast, it's only gonna be two weeks from now.

I'm a 22 yo newfag actually, used to be Yea Forumsecial

how can you browse Yea Forums without knowing what a slampig is?

>new dildo still hasn't arrived

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the future is now gramps

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How can you be a slampig without browsing Yea Forums?

>tfw i use a screwdriver with a condom on it because im too aspie to go to a sex shop

I'm American but, I love the show Horrible Histories.

Amazon
>inb4 "I live with my parents and my boomer dad would open the box"

When i woke up today I yawned and said "sneed"

I wish I was lying bros

literally never seen it there for the 2 years i browsed it zoomer

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Jesus

>Confess Yea Forums
I like the setting the movie takes place in, in almost every Wachowski movie.

>Jupiter Ascending
>Speed Racer
>The Matrix Trilogy

I acknowledge those movies can (and usually do) suck but that doesn't stop me from liking them.

I used to watch Doug Walker when I was 10.
My favorite Lynch film is Inland Empire.
Interstellar is the best film of the current century.
I like Tarantino.
I like the MCU (aside from Iron Man 2 and 3, The Incredible Hulk, Thor 1 and 2, Age of Ultron, Ant-Man 1 and 2, Guardians Vol. 2, Civil War, and Captain Marvel).
TFA was fine and enjoyable enough, but I thought TLJ was genuinely excellent and probably the 3rd best SW film (mainly because ROTJ's second half is pretty lack luster aside from the Throne Room bits).
Sneedposting is cancer but Baneposting is far more based.

All of this is unironic. Crucify me lads.

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I've got permabanned for making a joke about shooting Trump to gain Isabela Moner's attention

Land of the free huh

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I find The Pacific to be quite a lot better than Band of Brothers.
I love both

Tomboys....

How can someone that is so based with their lynch pick have absolute moronic taste in everything else?

I actually have had sex before.

>>I like the MCU (aside from Iron Man 2 and 3, The Incredible Hulk, Thor 1 and 2, Age of Ultron, Ant-Man 1 and 2, Guardians Vol. 2, Civil War, and Captain Marvel)
>was about to say that this is most of the franchise
>realize it's probably not even half of it

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have done is worth it

I have never watched Lord of the Rings and the length of the films intimidate me from doing so

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Post tits

gay, zoomer or tranny

I watch shows made for teenaged girls because I like looking at the young girls in them.

i want a used goods 45 year old gf bad

single women in their 30s and 40s are so fucking hot

I enjoy watching gay porn and women movies. Can someone help me commit suicide, please?

Lol

I will kill you by draining your balls with my tight clean hole

I´m a 36 year old virgin who spends his time trolling around boards on Yea Forums.

I watch anime and play video games. I have not grown, improved in any way in 15+ years.

i made out with a 47 year old last week. her kids are 5 years younger than me

Imagine her calling you "son" while having sex, that would suck haha

I think the ultimate cut of BVS makes it a decent film that’s better than Civil War.

I enjoy 1 show every 5 years.

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oh man imagine if she wanted me to call her mommy haha that'd be terrible

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Sounds normal to me