Should they just rename the channel already?

>*panning shot of a cgi rendered Rome with heavy metal playing over it*
>SOME CALL HIM THE ABRAMS TANK OF THE ANCIENT WORLD
>*flashing images of hastatii fighting vikings with "schwooo" sounds*
>WITH WITS TO PUT AN EAGLE TO SLEEP, AND A SEX APPEAL THAT THREW ROMAN WOMEN TO THEIR KNEES
>*images taken from an old spice commercial show an oiled up bodybuilder walking towards the camera*
>SCIPIO AFRICANUS, THE BULL OF THE PENINSULA, IS ABOUT TO MEET HIS GREATEST MATCH
>*special effects taken from Tekken show a stylized VS. sign appear on screen*
>THE WOLF
>*random shots of monster trucks jumping in the air*
> IS ABOUT TO GIVE HANNIBAL
>*slow zoom out of Italy in flames*
>THE BOOT
>*a lonely eagle scream can be heard over shots of fireworks*
>THIS SUMMER...
>CARTHAGE... MUST BE DESTROYED
>*fade to black as insane riff reverberates*

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HANNIBAL'S FINAL GAMBLE

>The Learning Channel
>The History Channel
>The Discovery Channel
>Animal Planet
>ALL of them are shity now

what went wrong

ELEPHANTS 2: CROSS HARDER

Started pandering to brainlets

In the early 2000s, I watched this channel all the time for stuff like History's Mysteries and the other antiquity related stuff (I forget all of them but I remember a French language one in the early morning).

capitalism

Judaism

Oxygen literally rebranded from general women's interest to 24-hour true crime murder-porn, because that's apparently what millennial women are into

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Hitler's on Military History Channel now.

Does anyone else remember an old commercial from this channel that has Cleopatra walking in on Marc Antony and Octavian and it's implied they had sex?

reality TV is cheap to produce and gets good ratings

>tfw still watch reruns of SVU on USA

here in my 3rd world poopsock we have history channel which is basically some knife-making contest + pawn stars all day non stop, and history 2 which is mostly actual history documentaries.

>WW2 isn't history

forged in fire is comfy

Didn't make that claim.

literally every 20-something chick I know watches serial killer documentaries and listens to true-crime podcasts
when the fuck did this start happening?

you keep using the word "antiquity" only

Haven't used it once.
Yea Forums really needs post IDs

it always happened
true crime paperbacks used to be the rage with women

Post your favorite boomer channels

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youtu.be/79u11C6JmEw?t=102

Is there anything worse than an American documentary on any subject?

>lion roaring in the background
every time.

I watch forged in fire and alone. They're not good shows, but better than everything else.

women masturbate furiously to this, killers receive tons of letters from women in prison

>(((capitalism)))

How's Pawn Stars holding up after Old Man passed?

>hating on the History Channel

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>Should they just rename the channel already?
>There's literally nothing Historic going on this channel.
But then they couldn't trick you into believing whatever you're watching is truthful.

kek

for me its ancient aliens

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what was their conclusion after 12 seasons of looking? did they find any?

yes

I like Alone but I have no idea what's supposed to be even remotely historical about it. Maybe that SINGLE quote at the beginning?

kek no and now its on season 14

Some KOIND of evidence?

best programme was life after humans

take a nap boomer

>basically some knife-making contest
at least forged in fire is pretty good

it gets repetitive fast

tv in general is a dying medium

Forged in Fire is pretty good.

Project Blue Book season 2 when?

You've seen nothing, now that (((Disney))) owns Nat Geo expect for the worse in a few years.

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Ancient aliens is pretty comfy television.

yup thats why i like to watch it

this
and it's every time

>masculinity amongst the male population is at an all time low whilst s o y consumption, anime watching and infantile interests are at an all time high
>women are desperately looking for some form of high test and have resorted to brutal murderers and psychopathic killers

Blame yourselves, desu

Is that madlad still on the show?

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>brutal murderers and psychopathic killers
>Blame yourselves, desu
I'M TOO HIGH TEST TO UNDERSTAND WHAT DESU MEANS YOU JAPANESE CARTOON HOMOSEXUAL

>too high test to understand
>knew it was from Japanese anime

Hmmmm

of course

doesn't deny being homosexual

this

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Forged in Fire and Pawnstars are the best shows. I'll also accept American Pickers. Danielle Colby is CUTE.

The History channel is many things, but one thing it is not is a channel about history.
Reminds me of the misnaming in 1984, the ministry of Love and so on.

Turns out that the largest television watching demographic consists of barely educated urbanites

Never watched a single second of any of those shows.