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FUCKED

AND SUCKED

YOUR

DOGS DICK

TED

go away adam

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Where do I get a pipe like that besides movie replica shop's that overcharge?

Make one yourself

SNEED

WOODY

Ask the local Hobbit

Impossible at that length.

it's a churchwarden pipe

Thanks m8

>a male hobbit named Mary

Amazing, Tolkien.

OOGICALKF

>But Merry, wasn't your own father one of those rascals that went around sleeping with girls that ended up giving birth to you? What is so objectively wrong with people enjoying the pleasures of sex

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But his name is Meriadoc

No, think about it logically

'S

Reminder.

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Passing your genes through a female relative is worthless. Raising a female in a society with no arranged marriages is literally cucking yourself throwing money and time away.

*gets her surname changed*
cucked

>your grandsons
>not your last names

This

>Passing your genes through a female relative is worthless.
How? Your genes are still getting passed on.

>names are more important than genes
I assume you still have the last names of your family from 2000 years ago?

Hey cuck, You got a daughter for me?

My girl's parents had 4 daughters.

The oldest one is a 3/10 neet who can't stay with a boyfriend because she has autism and is ugly, but fucks everyone that she can get a hold of.

2nd oldest got married to some guy at the age of 20. She never went to school or worked a day in her life, but her husband makes decent money so it's ok.

I'm dating the 2nd youngest, an absolutely batshit insane bitch who I fuck several times a week. She's 20 and I'm 30. She also borderline retarded (she didn't know what a sewer was or how to measure the dimensions of a rectangular desk)

The youngest one recently cheated on her boyfriend to suck some other guy's dick. She's been going back and forth between them.

Why are you defending that hack fraud?

Where do I unsubscribe from this blog?

I'm not even quite 30 yet and I can't stand 20 year olds anymore. How do you do it?

Country girls are pretty bases in my country.
There aren't a lot of them tough.

It's a lot of work. I'm not gonna lie. It's exhausting as fuck.