What would you become with the power of the Mask?

Rape probably

It amplifies all the characteristics inside of yourself you're too shy to express in real life with cartoon applications

>try to force a meme out of this because of one successful thread
>immediately derailed by sneed posters

Nice.

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A rapist

Formerly user

Why did you set your facebook spic meme group to private? Are you scared since the alita shitters were all found?

cartoony sex
cum inflation
nipple fucking
triple cervix penetration
all-the-way-through
huge tummy bulges
etc

literal hitler

Sneedposter seething

>one thread
Where you been the past few days?

Muscular big titty futa with enormous cock.
With balls of course.

You can stretch your dick from a moving car to rape women, like the mask did in that one scene

I would become Mask sperm.

>one thread is popular
>instead of leaving it alone samefag OP keeps trying to milk it

STOP POSTING THIS FUCKING AWFUL MOVIE, THAT DANCE SCENE STILL GIVES ME PTSD TO THIS DAY
I FUCKING HATE THIS MOVIE SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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You mean this one user?
youtu.be/wjJ9tt8NUQ4

>You'll never be mask sperm
>Will never awooga at the sight of the egg
>You will never know the joy of penetrating the egg and fusing your material with it
>Will never know the orgasmic joy of being dissolved in the egg juices minutes before popping out of existence
>You'll never die fecundating an egg and forming a baby living again
Why even live?

A cliche cuh rayzee rockabilly dude
I always wanted to sport a pompadour but my hair are very thin and it would look out of place nowaday

Rape.

>alita shitters were found
wat? I think I heard talks of them being doxxed, but I stopped browsing this place around april.

SMOOOOOTH

>meh, its not unbearable, just bad
>rap part starts
wow

I'd fuck you, no homo tho

>Budget:$84,000,000 (estimated)
>Opening Weekend USA: $9,100,115, 18 February 2005, Wide Release
>Gross USA: $17,018,422
>Cumulative Worldwide Gross: $57,552,641
It almost didnt lose money.

>Jim Carrey was asked to reprise his role of Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask, and accepted. He quit once he read the script, knowing that the movie would be a failure.

if i had the mask and turned myself into that, it wouldn't be you doing the fucking

>$84 million
>SFM tier cgi
>Mfw

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>When asked why he agreed to do the film, Jamie Kennedy responded, "I'll give you 2.5 million reasons."
>Jack Black turned down the role of Tim Avery.
>Jamie Kennedy reportedly hated his time in Sydney filming this movie. Hardly anyone recognized him in public, and he was repeatedly turned down by local women in bars, who had no idea who he was.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ITS WORSE THAN I REMEMBER

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what the fuck is this

Not if I have my own mask, then we'd be fucking each other stretching our dicks and tits from a mile away

Stop pushing this you fucking niggers

I LIKE TO

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imagine seeing this in theaters

>Tfw i level buildings by slapping them with my mile long boner

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holy fucking kek

In 2015, the United States Library of Congress selected the film for preservation in the National Film Registry, finding it "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant".[3]

What IS the power of the mask exactly? Literally whatever you want?

Fucking degenerate

Jamie Kennedy

Lol sneedshitters are scared, they've gone too long thinking they've inherited Baneposting's crown.

What is this? Z-list?

money laundering

no way, you're memin

Actual kino

DO NOT click on this webm

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You can see the pain in his eyes

youtube.com/watch?v=Uix8AbcL7Hk

Anyone remember Jamie Kennedy's performance at E3 2007? Ooh boy, talk about cringe worthy!

>(((They))) made it

Then I'd inflate you to the size of a Zeppelin and pop you off, take your deflated corpse and send it by airmail to china. Stretch my dick from the states to your location and give you the old in-out while a Chinaman unpacks you

This and the Sneed sticky are comedy gold

did you write son of the mask?

N-no of course not user, how silly *pops a giant hammer out of ass and smacks you

what's up with the titles of these vids?

You tell me

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The weeb fears the boogie time

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>Jorge!
>Silvia!
The dude was clearly Indian. It was Kal Penn.

This movie was made by immigrants for immigrants

A tranny

>t. fag

This guy looks suspiciously similar to Jerma.

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Dance around the ghetto singing and dancing like Michigan J Fox but also saying the N-Word

>this is what you fags have been memeing every day
You do it ironically, right?

this is better than the jim carrey one BTW you all have shit taste

Are those threads a collective advertising endeavour in promoting an unannounced mask reboot?

Looks like the guy that eats MREs

>Girl is clearly very hot
>Give her "messy" hair that obviously took a while to style and glasses to try to make her unattractive
>Later straighten her hair and get rid of the glasses to show her becoming "hot"
>She looked better before
Why do movies keep doing this?

Noone in america would even know who this faggot is around this time. Only 12 year olds probable because he was in malibus most wanted.

A shill for the new mask movie

Rape

I do it free

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link that thread

source for his kinographic telecommunication?

>Bouncer asks for ID
>after a few gags the mask takes out an obvious fake ID
>think it's part of another gag
>bouncer barely even looks at it and actually lets him in with it

at least it saved me from another agonizing joke

This is the part where you boogie

The Son of the Mask was a good movie. The entire point of The Mask is to be absurd, and this insanely ''terrible'' goofy retarded movie captures that perfectly.

That still doesn't explain why he wears the mask.

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I'd much rather cha cha

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dis is da part weah u danse

>Anons reacting to a fun non-serious flick as it were to be taken seriously like some landmark in kinography
can't wait til summer is over

>Michigan J Fox
Based phone poster

midge

A tyrant. I'm always pretending to be nice, but on the inside, I want to control and destroy.

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incredibly based movie

That's not the point of the Mask at all. You might be retarded. It brings out the users inner most darkest desires. There is no detriment to him using the mask in the movie. It's just a cartoon at that point.

Fuck off zoomer and don't even bother replying to me.

didnt read dont care

hi Yea Forums i made a movie
youtube.com/watch?v=0W5mx4eo6Ls
support me on patreon

So if I'm a depressed introvert who makes an effort to improve himself and interact with the real world, I'll transform into a basement-dwelling neckbeard with an anime bodypillow who posts sneed all day?

Is that your deepest, most repressed fantasy?
The mask just causes you to lose all inhibitions, watch the first film.

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That transformation scene was pretty good by blending CG with a live action car. Everything after the first 20 second mark was pure shit however

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I did, funny story because we left half way through a movie called "Are we there yet" due to THAT move being terrible. Then we sneaked in to see this movie instead. The early 2000s was fucking horrendous for movies.

HAHAHAHA THE MASK MEME IS SO FUNNY

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>The early 2000s was fucking horrendous for movies.
Finally someone with the balls to state the truth

>that dark period in the 00s where they shoved Jamie Kennedy into every movie trying to make him a thing

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That other user said it'd "amplify the characteristics I'm too shy to express IRL." I'm afraid to express my insecurity and put forward an air of confidence to everyone I meet. So it would follow that the mask would turn me into an insecure mess of nervousness and social anxiety.

cringe. your meme fucking sucks. and fucks. youre all going in timeout with the sneedposters.

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absolutely based. also reminder that the mask memes come for a facebook group and we are being raided

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That rap shit reminds me of the mid 90s when all the old hollywood jews suddenly found out hip hop was a thing and every kids movie and television series suddenly had the most cringe rap scene in it even if it didn't make any sense

Kek I can see the men in suits saying that the movie needs to have a rap scene for marketing

oh i'd just become a major fucking degenerate deviant then

So I would just rape every attractive woman in sight?

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>1563864916633.png
>1564023431632.png
HAHAAHHA

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They call me Cuban Pete

>unannounced mask reboot?
Already happening
digitalspy.com/movies/a28304191/the-mask-female-reboot/

Gay

>doxxed
kek
some ESL schizo """"infiltrated"""" their public discord and wouldn't stop spamming screenshots of benign shit he saw as some grand conspiracy

sneed

A nigger

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What did Anno mean by this?

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>I LOVE YOU BABY

Is there a particular reason why so many sneedposters are seething about this thread? It's just a bit weird...

theres a meme more annoying now

It's actually super cathartic

The shot of that whole weird sequence in the womb was...Sssmokin!

What does the image represent?

They feel threatened

sneed chad here
you mask virgins are all right with me

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Myself but x10 because i'm not a cuck who hides who I really am

The redditors are having their first experience of an organic meme snd fear its power

i am convinced sneed is a janny meme

I'M THA KING OF THE ROOMBA BEAT

>Jim Carrey was asked to reprise his role of Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask, and accepted. He quit once he read the script, knowing that the movie would be a failure.
>Chuck Russell was asked to direct the sequel but turned it down because Jim Carrey wouldn't do it.

This movie really was plagued since day one.

>fecundating
user, you are very based.