I'll give you 2 billion dollars to eat this giant chili whole

I'll give you 2 billion dollars to eat this giant chili whole

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So is that slug poisonous or what?

>about 8 inches in length
i'll still do it but i have to be allowed to cut it up first

Can I cook it?

>what evolutionary strategies should I employ to avoid predation?
>I know, I'll make myself bright pink lol
Why is this creature still alive? We should exterminate it for it's hubris.

it's red

normal slugs can have parasites in them which destroy your brain, so i'd pass on the offchance of this thing having said parasite too

Someone pulled out a dogs dick from it's shielding

Recalibrate your monitor bro

Apparently irl it's pink.

the most venomous creatures are also the most colorful, some of them have this colors to pretend they are posoinous and it works

for 2 billion you can take the best antibiotics and get a complete blood transfusion afterwards, or whatever it takes

>Antibiotics.
>Complete blood transfusion.
Lmao.

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what would you do then faggot

You stupid fuck lmao

>this kills the aussie

don't eat slugs kids

Nature is horrific.

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So why do queers get beaten all the time?