You're going to watch my new show and tell your friends it's kino. Right?
You're going to watch my new show and tell your friends it's kino. Right?
Colton Lee
John Davis
will it have a "sex junk" scene?
Brandon Perez
I can smell the Discovery stink on it
David Price
I'll watch it but we both know it'll be trash Patrick
Gavin Parker
I CLAPPED, I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THE STAR TRACK LOGO IN HIS NAME I CLAPPED WHEN HE SAID HIS CATCHPHRASE, I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THE BORG CUBE I DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT STAR TRACK BUT I REMEMBER THESE THINGS BECAUSE THEY ARE FREQUENTLY REFERENCED!
Jason Thomas
BTW I ALSO CLAPPED WHEN THE SKINNY GIRL KNOCKED OUT A MAN TWICE HER SIZE BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT WOMEN CAN DO RAWR STAR TRACK YAAAAAS
Eli Morris
Patrick has been a washed up mess since Blunt Talk got canceled, him doing the shit emoji voice in the Emoji movie is without a doubt the end of any sort of artistic career. Remember when TNG started and he refused to unpack his bags in America throughout the whole first season because Mr. Royal Shakespearean thought it was going to get canceled asap? That same guy is now going back to Star Trek because he has no other work offers.
Ayden Bailey
Probably not, no. The trailer makes it clear it's not going to be very good.
>instead of being episodic where it covers a series of topics and stories, it's just going to be a single story arc
>the story arc won't even focus on picard, but rather picard helping some mystery girl who is super important
>lots of dumb action because that's what picard's character is all about
Hard pass on that.
Gavin Cook
Blake Evans
I'm almost definitely going to watch it and tell all my friends that Trek is still dead, and they should have buried it with dignity.
Bentley Taylor
William Gonzalez
THICKARD
Jackson Nguyen
I'll watch it for moonfu
Sebastian Gomez
Adrian Reyes
jesus. who is this?
Zachary Walker
he looks ill :(
Jayden Mitchell
Alison Pill aka Moonfu
William Brown
She got more obese by the end of the second season.
Gabriel Harris
does she at least have a rack?
Gabriel Ortiz
>Seven and fat Brent
I'm interested
>Space jesus Mary Sue chosen one ancient evil awakens
Mother fucking Kurtzman...
Aaron Sullivan
What a fat fuck.
John Peterson
*Slurp*
David Richardson
lap it up, piggy
Oliver Perez
>she fucking gained weight
HOLY SHIT.
Jonathan Jenkins
>Old Action Picard
>discount Firefly crew
>strong young woman is the most important thing in the universe
>kino
lol no
Kayden Price
HOLY MATH!!!!
Lucas Hall
Dominic Peterson
Bentley Brown
You'll still watch it and the anger will fuel your further accusations against the society that turned its back on you.
Camden Perry
You're redeemed.
Liam Allen
would be kino if they could have gotten ed furlong from star trek lelgrenades
Ian Green
is that jango fett?
Brandon Nguyen
This post was made with full knowledge of Pill’s rack.
Jeremiah Clark
post more pics of her.
do not disappoint me.
Gavin Anderson
I presumed as much
Aaron Flores
fug
Dylan Morgan
when the doctor came back and felt disassociated from his body because his nervosystem and mind didn't 1:1 i thought for a brief second that they ere gonna do something new and cool with him but he went back to normal almost instantly. normal minus fucking the scientist i mean.
Jaxon Baker
No, I've watched the two seasons of STD and I'm done with the Kurtzmanverse.
No, it's a thot.
Leo Harris
no one will insure him because of his past set antics
Julian Brown
They've made a big mistake by bringing the black guy back. I know they did it so they could be on the LGBT groups' "good side" but they've ruined a big opportunity for Stamets' character development.
Christopher Evans
>I've watched the two seasons of STD and I'm done with the Kurtzmanverse.
If you've done that then you will definitely watch Nucard.
James Adams
>1 fag + 1 fag = AIDS
I FUCKING LOVE MATH!
Noah Davis
>makeup
Jayden Torres
>Remember when TNG started and he refused to unpack his bags in America throughout the whole first season because Mr. Royal Shakespearean thought it was going to get canceled asap?
That doesn't mean he doesn't value the show's legacy, and hell many people didn't think it would make it, that first season was rough.
Nathaniel Diaz
it looks worse in HD
Jason Kelly
The good:
More Data apparently
The bad:
Probably everything else.
Joshua Edwards
>they've ruined a big opportunity
this describes nuTrek pretty well
Henry Hill
some hot girls at least?
Jonathan Ortiz
I won't. I saw the second season of STD because they said they would fix things but it ended up being worse than the first season so I'm done.
Gavin Kelly
do you like hapas?
Brody Walker
fuck off faggot. tng was terrible
Hudson Thomas
it's a common lie used by tv shows. "this season we're changing things"
Jaxon James
>Remember when TNG started and he refused to unpack his bags in America throughout the whole first season because Mr. Royal Shakespearean thought it was going to get canceled asap?
well, the first season was pretty bad desu, I don't blame him
Gavin Myers
Not that one
Dylan Rivera
>Makes a sequel to TNG
>still action schlock and not episodic
Is Alex Kurtzman a giant fucking retard? Does he hates money? Or is he on a crusade to fuck the Star Trek franchise to oblivion?
Benjamin Ramirez
Didn't Data die in the movie? How has he returned?
Parker Miller
Alex genuinely hates old Star Trek. I'm almost positive I read that he said so, although with different wording. It was the fanciest way he could think of saying "Fuck oldTrek."
Jose Richardson
how the fuck would we know the show hasn't aired yet.
might be b4+technobabble though
Blake Brooks
In the comics they brought data back by finding a backup of his files in one of barclays programs. the only downside is he has a robin hood personality which is pretty stupid.
Nathan Moore
No one is ever really gone
Brandon Cruz
Blake Morales
He didn't think the show would be cancelled he thought they were going to fire him
Gabriel Taylor
Patrick is a nice guy, fuck off aye
Christopher Sanders
Jesus Christ this is what sci-fi has come to...
Aiden Howard
>Alex genuinely hates old Star Trek.
It shows
Asher Sanders
Noah Garcia
I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE
Nathan Diaz
Most people found the first 2 seasons of TNG lacking so he was right.
Evan Powell
Not just any random sci-fi show, it's from an official Star Trek product.
We went from episodes like Balance or Terror, Duet, The Measure of a Man to... this.
Connor Reed
yikes
Cooper Johnson
YUM YUM
Kayden Gray
>Drooling amerimutts start rapturously applauding
Me like TV me very smart feel much happy
Charles Smith
I thought that the numerous references to Elon Musk were cringe but this "power of math" line really made me sick.
Sebastian Hill
lol I might do a webm of that later if I still have the episode.
Nicholas Morgan
It's all so tiresome.
Dylan Sanchez
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Luis Lewis
cringe
Landon Evans
What's this from? The trailer?
Noah Jones
Season 2 premiere of STD.
Oliver Nelson
The first TNG season was really really utterly awful. The only reason it was a success was because of brand recognition and because there was no opponent in the genre at the time, TNG only became good at around the middle of the second season.
Daniel Kelly
>lots of dumb action because that's what picard's character is all about
That's essentially the tng movies tho.
Julian Morgan
Jesus fucking Christ
I'm glad I didn't watch past the pilot
Austin Collins
The TNG movies are fucking trash
Carter Lewis
I've never watched Voyager which makes me feel like I'd be missing out on the context for the show, so probably not. I also don't give a shit about what Picard does in his old age and would rather a show that is to TNG what TNG was to TOS, with a whole new cast.
Elijah Cook
Patrick Stewart hasn't been cool in years. Between Logan and the anti trump comments. This guy sucks.
John Morris
His only success was the show "scorpion" which is lots of random big words spewed out at high speed with a explosion every 30 seconds. STD is exactly the same but in space.
This is what focus groups like. This is what networks think of you. You are brain dead cattle to be milked for subscription money
Camden Hall
>Encounter at Farpoint
>Justice
>Hide and Q
>The Big Goodbye
>Coming of Age
>Symbiosis
>Conspiracy
>The Neutral Zone
love this meme that season 1 is bad. LOVE it.
kys
Jordan Nguyen
It's not meant to appeal to Star Trek fans. It's meant for people who've never watched the franchise before and just know the names of certain characters like Picard.
Jeremiah Lopez
he did call that fat guy fat infront of his seething zoomer fans that one time. not cool per se but he tried atleast
Eli Wood
What is that, a mermaid?
Jaxon Foster
Samuel Miller
Christian Sanders
what? are they talking about a threesome or whats going on
Ethan Scott
imagine how badly this is gonna age when Tesla is bankrupt in 3 years and Elon is in jail for securities fraud
Joseph Davis
If you haven't noticed, media companies are more focused on pushing ideologies than turning a profit in the hopes they help enact the social changes they seek. These could be political or personal and is a tactic commonly seen in places with large government overreach like the Soviet union, Nazi Germany, or modern day China which makes Hollywood an interesting case with how unified it is in its message despite there being an acting overarching body to dictate it.
In this instance however I think it's a case of him not liking the slower more solutions and discussion oriented roots of the series and instead wanting thrills and action while maintaining the brand name. Something we saw in the tng films and reinforced by Patrick's input on them.
Ryan Long
It always kills me that this plays out like its from a parody like galaxy quest, but its real. People wrote this, reviewed this, read this, directed thus, acted this, took multiple takes, edited this, then researched it and finally okd it to air. My post sounds Reddit as shit probably, but I honestly can't fathom how this passed through so many different checks and sets of eyes.
Samuel Rodriguez
>when your realize this is not post-ironic satire
Angel Flores
Based Norks. Fuck Thots.
Liam Harris
Galaxy quest understands what it's parodying.
STDs executives have no idea what they are doing. Also the lawsuit is still active and not going in their favour.
Hudson Harris
It's the same thing that happened with pro-wrestling, cringy geeks, nerds and marks who watched 20 years ago as kids are now writing the shows and acting in them
Bentley Reyes
you go gurl
Nathaniel Edwards
Caleb Rogers
It has literally no connection to TNG.
Hell no.
Benjamin Myers
You'd think they would have learned their lesson after they namedropped him in the first season (webm) like a young writer desperate to sound cool.
Luke Gomez
I'm not sure what it is about her, but I've never liked watching her as an actress and I wish she was not in things.
Brody Price
>People wrote this, reviewed this, read this, directed thus, acted this, took multiple takes, edited this, then researched it and finally okd it to air.
These people grew up watching Joss Whedon shows, what did you expect?
Josiah Watson
>he has no other work offers.
I’m pretty sure he doesn’t need to work at this point.
William Collins
He's fucking 80 years old.
Christopher Barnes
Is M'ress in it?
Justin Rivera
Tilly? More like tubby
David Gomez
I can’t wait for the inevitable Brexit parody episode.
Levi Myers
>posting this shitty edit time and time again
Fuck back off to /trash/ and stop trying to force your shit on every fucking board. No one's biting.
Jace Long
Isnt the plot for the series about picard breaking federation rules to rescue the romulans and distribute them to a new home in federation space?
Aaron Flores
Please tell me this wasn't verified. I heard it was just youtube scuttlebutt.
Jack Davis
No, the refugees are probably the borg
Adam Rogers
Let's be real, no one is going to spend money on prosthetic effects anymore. Farscape is as good as it's going to get.
Hunter Campbell
Dropped Discovery after 3 episodes, and it will remain dropped.
Blake Edwards
>shitty edit
>speaking for everybody
yikes, you should probably engage in intercourse
also no one wants another "humans with skin conditions" cringefest
and Cameron and Spielberg will see to it
Nicholas Sanchez
Jesus, this is embarrassing
Angel Gutierrez
shoo, schizo
no tiddy kitties no monies
Ian Lopez
Man, I remember all those times in Trek where people would scream how awesome math and science is. Data saying stuff like "If I were human, I would find the process of using the scientific method to find the truth to be something I am fond of." or Geordi exclaiming "Alright people, we gotta science this engine to give us more power. Man I love engineering. If only more women were doing STEM. We still got a long way to go as humans, especially in our treatment of women."
Jacob Davis
It's really made for the "I fucking love science" people, those fake geeks who have never watched Star Trek.
webm unrelated
Nathan Thomas
Aaron White
It's almost like everyone involved never watched a single episode of Trek in their life. Science and math have become so intertwined in human life that proclaiming how amazing it is, wouldn't be done as it's just a part of daily life. It'd like waking up and saying "MAN I LOVE AIR!!"
Cooper Cruz
It's gonna be bad. What a way to be remembered
Matthew Reed
Jace Morales
>nuTrek
Christian Ross
somebody needs to work on their perspectives.
Jason Evans
No, because I've had sex before.
Eli Scott
poony hoomans
so bigoted, so arrogant, so many power fantasies...
could it be an inferiority complex?
Thomas James
After STD, nu-Wars, and now Blackfem-Bond I have no desire to consume modern entertainment media.
Kevin Rogers
Yes which everyone hated and they fucking sucked
Ryder Wilson
>smart people sound either cringy or autistic!
omfg with that show
Joseph Collins
yet you're here, "bragging" about it
Luis Ortiz
Absolutely based.
Jose Evans
>"We still got a long way to go as humans, especially in our treatment of women."
That reminds me of Kate Mulgrew's latest interview: radiotimes.com
Andrew Diaz
Not sure what to make of this
But,
>We still got a long way to go as humans
This part is accurate, and we are near in the age where we could start engineering ourselves to a better, more sufficient, form
Levi Thompson
M'ress in it?
Mason Nelson
Go home blaster
Joshua Bailey
what did it mean by this
Mason Powell
After years of seeing that thumbnail and never clicking it, I finally did.
Easton Taylor
>years of not wanting to click some potential animal abuse that wouldn't have been visually graphic anyway
uh huh
William Allen
Under one condition.
Carson Williams
I cant imagine the cognitive dissonance it takes to post this here
Nathaniel Sanders
I'll wait for it to come out on DVD. I don't want to join and reward CBS access for Star Trek Discovery.
Isaac Rodriguez
WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HARD FOR THESE LARDWHALES TO LOSE SOME WEIGHT.
William Mitchell
>we're still going to do the exact same shit that made you leave but now we've got PICARD and DATA and SEVEN OF NINE and LAL
It's depressing because it's true. Just another modern day STRONG Womans story with a TNG backdrop. Show will slowly become more about her, and we will see less and less of Picard.
>video very related.
youtube.com
William Lewis
Based
Camden Davis
Kurtzman was never a Star Trek fan. He is a Star Wars guy, like JJ.
Don't get fooled by the PR articles that use pictures like this one.
Nathan Baker
Oliver Peterson
This fat zit faced Garbage Pail troll again.
eww.
Adam Butler
You'd still do her.
Caleb Richardson
They prefer to complain about the free food that was included in the package when they bought their new oversized clothes.
Ryan Price
>watching voyager again
>see kes in episode 1 and 2
Tragic that a cute young woman can turn into something so repulsive. Paris dodged a bullet.
Ian Lee
You'd still try to have sex with her.
Lincoln Taylor
He'll no dude. I had a troll like that after me once and while I wasn't mean to her I did my best to let her know it wasn't gonna happen.
Easton Clark
Did they film this on a green screen in Patrick Stewart's basement?
Dominic Reyes
user, it's not good to project your insecurities on to others.
Jace Green
Next thing will be Sisko coming back from being Wormhole jesus.
Brody Green
Didn't they make him muslim in the books?
Nathaniel Bailey
tfwn mommy gf
Noah Brown
The only thing I'd like to see is an updated DS9 as a pit stop scene with a cameo from Quark; hooking the cast up with some shady shit to complete whatever mission of the week.
Kayden Jenkins
Charles Wright
Dominic Jenkins
>Picard finds the time-displaced Discovery adrift in space
>Claims it as his ship and starts bringing order to the galaxy once more.
Adam Edwards
>a white man in command of a ship
Parker Moore
You can clap now.
Parker Brown
No. Liberal shit has become intolerable. I liked it when it was 4th or 5th on the list below "good story telling" Now it is the whole point and tedious. Lefties are as sour as Christians now.
Fuck modern entertainment heads.
Aiden Edwards
>Here's your award for for being black. Congratulations.
Logan Smith
racist
Cooper Brooks
incel VI
and step on it!
Angel Barnes
>Watching poz trek
Yeah nah, make Star Trek Dukat and then I might be interested. GTBDWN
Lincoln Reyes
OH, you'll watch it. Otherwise, how would you meme with your frens on the chan-chan?
Jack Walker
Ooga booga.
Nathaniel King
Gross. Thicc is a stupid meme for niggers. Give me cute, thin asians instead of fat roasties.
Oliver Perez
PM me after.
Wyatt King
Heart-attack-tier.
Jaxson Fisher
I fucking hate this show
Gavin Baker
Huh? Most of us don't like the stuff that comes out of california. I haven't watched a hollywood movie in a decade.
Owen Williams
You hate science, bruv?
Austin Nelson
I hate elong
Blake Robinson
I LOVE SCIENCE
Matthew Robinson
>t. thunderf00t
Adrian Wilson
YAAAAASS QUEEEEN SLAAAYY
Austin Mitchell
I'm just a short. they lose $2bil a year even while collecting $1bil from taxpayers. the guy is a fraud and he put 18650s in a car who even gives a fuck
Ryan Campbell
YEAH BRAH! SCIENCE, ATHEISM, DIVERSITY!!! FUCK!!!!
Christopher Mitchell
why the fuck did he get name dropped between the wright brothers and motherfucking zephram cochrane?
Gabriel Martin
FYI my short thesis for tesla is that they go under and close US operations and tarriff man leaves office so they just make chinese cars in the future
Christopher Harris
He was never cool. Don't see what people see in him. t. 32 year old dude that has watched plenty of trek
Nicholas Jones
>Tumblr std the animated series
Christian Russell
I know, I was kidding.
Connor Richardson
Will there be nazis?
(Asking for a friend)
Jack White
>super important martial arts master girl with super secret past that everyone is after or something
Hard. Fucking. Pass.
Oliver Diaz
Perhaps, if the President of the Federation is like Blumpf.
Christian Anderson
>*cough cough*
>*wheeze*
>En...
>*clears phlegm*
>En..*yawn*
>*mumbles* ...engage...
>ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz
Brayden Hall
>Replicator, generate twinkies circa 20th century.
Caleb Myers
She's such a qt
Jace Cruz
>sound of sniffing own farts intensifies
Lucas Gonzalez
Benjamin Edwards
That's Trekmovie's speciality.
Cooper Ramirez
Samuel Hughes
she took the call
Jack Carter
Fuck no. (((Kurtzman))) is involved, so it's automatically cancer.
David Ward
Addison Heart retired
David Lee
tng movies were bad
obviously it had high points and was good enough for a season 2 but god damn some of the episodes are terrible
John Brown
>BALD SPACE MEME MAN
>CLAP CLAP CLAP
Alexander Adams
The first two seasons have an odd charm, a sense of adventure and a lot of space weirdness and danger, but the dialogue and acting was atrocious.
Later seasons obviously have better writing and acting, but it became less about exploring space and more about politics and diplomacy.
Jason Cruz
consuming the startrek IP to get a gig at disney doing starwars or building up enough influence to run their own IP / franchise, like transformers / comics / capes series/
which they own a share in.