Pitch a show featuring these two. Don't forget the title

Split.
Now on pornhub.

Poor Little White Girl: LEO edition

Do you have friends?

How does she enforce the law like that?

Cops GT

Summary: After stooping crime and saving the streets 10 times over, Det. Adam Touchdown and Amy Fisher come into contact with an enemy from the past. Their enemies quickly activate the Magical Stones of Power and turn Det. Amy into a child. Now they must travel to the past and undo the evil that is Aku.

V. v. v. cute webm

she smol

This bitch looks annoying to be around

neither of those two should be cops

The amazing travels of Kenpachi & yachiru

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Why shouldn't the giant be a cop? He'll stop crime.

Midge

Would it be easier or harder for her to suck his dick while he's standing up? Like obviously she's much closer to his penis than a regular proportion woman would be by default, but she's still too tall for her mouth to be at cock-height, and if she kneels down she'd be too low down

is it true that female cops are more trigger happy?

she hot tho

>queensland_cops
Bruce and Sheila: crime watch
first episode is about abbos sleeping on the road

it would take him 5 minutes struggling to get out of his car
the villain could hide in a childrens playground and he couldn't get him

abbos get shot

LONDON

C U T E

lost

Two and a half policemen.

For you.

What is right supposed to do?

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Yes, I think the statistic was from the US. They have an over-use of force due to feeling "threatened".
Better not make a wrong move when stacey is yelling at you or she'll ventilate you just for looking at her funny.

youtube.com/watch?v=jP-xXO1vuaw

>How does she enforce the law like that?
She's there to get statements from hysterical women, not to beat up gangbangers.

She's australian police, not british, which means she carries a glock.

>equality
>same wages

Holly and the Cuck

Is this the new cunny thread?

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manlet cope

Do they really need a separate taser officer instead of just all having them?

that's when you send in the smol cop

To be fair, the guy she is arresting isn't Chad so he doesn't deserve to live in a woman's eyes

no and please rope yourself

jesus christ that's horrifying. they don't even execute people with electicity anymore but if a police get's it in their head you're a threat you can fry like fucking ted bundy

Shut up, incel.

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i've known alot of hysterical women and they'd kick her ass as much as any guy

In UK they do

For serious stuff they call in the Armed Reponse Team(TM)

which arrives in a special lorry with a single pistol in the trunk (trunk opens with two keys simultaneously being turned)

and harry on the left, impersonating a cop

also new book never because of the divorce

Why dont they do the same with their border ?

It'll only take a few strides to catch up.

Goddamnit, is that why the new book is taking forever?

Oh god, Harry is never getting with Murphy now...

That or his divorce from Mab as her Winter Knight is gonna be...naaaaasty.

I dont think so.

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as per the divorce agreement, his wife gets part of his earnings so there is NO WAY he would sell a lucrative book while the agreement is in effect

why you think he's working on his new series, doing plotting, going to cons and remixing the FATE game

I prefer Harry/Molly
By the way, I found some good new urban fantasy in the meantime, pic related.

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she could forage for insects through bark with that nose

god I wanna fuck that so bad

Live-action Zootopia.

Welcome to America

GIV SMOL JEWESS

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(((She))) could reach all of these things with her nose if she looked up

Hate these posed 'cute' videos like that 'cute' couple playing pranks on each other video.

>women are equal to me-

Fire Force

Standing Naizuri

underrated

Why do British police even became police officers? It looks like their cops are the same people who apply for civil service desk jobs with the state or local government, but somehow ended up in a blue uniform.

It's weird because the old stereotype was that British cops were rough. You had cops like the SPG who would roll around with improvised weapons and had tons of brutality allegations.

He could yeet her at fleeing suspects

Cringe

This, can't believe anyone likes it

it pays well and has a good pension
they are basically traffic wardens with more powers

the brittish police come in 2 kinds: the one's who feel fine profiting of child prostitution and the nerds who would obviously rat them out at the first sign of trouble.
the second kind are the ones doing the shum work of embarrasing themself looking incompetent online so people go along with the narrative that rape gangs and shit are so prevalent becaue they're all equally incompetent.

Jak and Daxter

Tfw no 4'11 Jew gf

based

hs

>tfw Queenslander
>I might have to rely on this w*man to save me from a diverse youth someday

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>It's weird because the old stereotype was that British cops were rough. You had cops like the SPG who would roll around with improvised weapons and had tons of brutality allegations.

That's from the 70s, when cops would beat people half to death for fun. Modern UK cops are the best in the world because they get really intensive training. The Met are arseholes, but that's because the London elite are a bunch of haughty psychopaths. Elsewhere you can't find better police.

big dix in little chix
cum fuck spectacular

Zootopia

In awe at the size of that lad

>Modern UK cops are the best in the world because they get really intensive training.
at what? seriously.

No, she may have to rely on you to save her from diverse youth someday.
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>all QPS recruitments now have a forced 50% female intake.

live action zootopia featuring outfits like this

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Tfw no qt smol jewess gf

The Entrapment of Vincent Ambrosio by the Coward Chris Hansen

>Modern UK cops are the best in the world
t. bobby

Fucking lost.

Jokes on you fags, shit is coming in december/ish

no really, it actually is

underrated

Ball & Chain. Two married thieves make a living impersonating police officers and stealing from other criminals.

Emilia clark is the same size as her, except emilia's arms are shorter and stumpier

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I think time is up on the agreement. They divorced years ago, after all.

Either way, he announced that it's done, just needs editing.

What is size difference in porn so hot?

>at what? seriously.

Name a country with better police. Anywhere else the police are more aggressive, more corrupt or less helpful.

fucking kek

movie should be called
Just: The Tip

This. British police are working around the clock.

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>more aggressive
That's what you want. Modern British police are useless faggot nerds who run away from assailants with their limp wrists flailing.
There's a happy medium between that and retarded burger cops who magdump at the drop of a hat.

police forces used to be more brutal in every country
since it paid good and you don't really work your ass off meaning you don't damage your body long term it's a well sought career for young people in most western european countries
thing is for most people it's just that. a career/job to make good money on easy tasks. problem that comes with that is the higher education needed since more people apply. more educated people are less violent (generally speaking) and try to solve conflict in other ways yet the conflict that arises from lower class people is always a violent one and has to be won with violence which these new type of police people aren't capable of for the most part.

anywhere else the police are more effective.

>Modern UK cops are the best in the world

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arresting hate-thinkers

the title is useful and useless, its about one cop who is extremely helpful and another who was a diversity hire and puts peoples lives in danger

>both officers look at each other
>"why did we have to go this far?"
>they turn the keys
>small derringer and single bullet in the trunk
>one officer starts crying
>"oh the humanity! we're monsters"