>watching movie with family
>check commonsensemedia to find out if there is a sex scene
>anxiously wait for when it looks like the scene is about to happen, then casually go to the kitchen until it's over
Watching movie with family
Oliver Green
Robert Miller
>sex scene
>family knows I am a 25 year old virgin
>dad awkwardly scratches his head through the whole thing
Anthony White
They noticed, they know why you left. And now they all think you're gay/virgin/incel/etc.
Robert Morris
your family knows what you did, however instead of thinking you left because you're an autist, they just thought you were jerking off in the bathroom. should have stuck around and just made eye contact with your mom/sister to lighten the mood
Liam Gray
>watch american psycho with family
>"dont just stare at it, eat it" scene happens
>mom gets up and leaves
Kayden Sullivan
kek
James Clark
A long time ago I ordered Pink Flamingos and Fear and Loathing off of old school Netflix because friends told me they were awesome and when they arrived I watched them both with my mother, having no real idea what they were.
Eli Nguyen
Jej
Daniel Young
>watch sex scene with famil
>sister gives you that look
>go to her room after the move
>lose your virginity
>become lovers
>have her child
>it's retarded
Such is life
Landon Moore
lel
Leo Watson
Kumar?
Jace Miller
>Have a ton of movies I want to watch with my family
>There's one or two awkward scenes like that so I never watch any movies with them
Unironically now, what are some movies with absolutely no sex or even mentions of it in it?
One I can name from the top of my head is the Thing for example
Kevin Allen
>movie with sister
>"user I need a foot massage!"
>they really stink after her dance class
>pushes them into my face making me inhale her scent
>sex scene comes on
>laughs at me for being virgin
>teases crotch with feet
Logan Taylor
zozz
Michael Rogers
literally me. except I just wait around the corner and keep listening until the scene's over.
Dylan Rivera
Matthew Kelly
ew lol
Ryder Ward
>friend tells me killer Joe with McConaughey is Kino
>Check it up on IMDB looks like i'm in for some crime triller kino.
>MFW the whole fucking film.
>still watched the whole thing.
Matthew Walker
shit. i forgot to mention
>I watched it with my mother
Nathaniel Rogers
Did you both actually sit though Pink flamingos? What were the reactions?
Michael Johnson
Haha I know right? So disgusting. I wonder if there are more gross stories like that haha.
Adrian Anderson
>go to see "The Favorite" with parents thinking it will be like if Barry Lyndon was a comedy
>its just softcore porn, edgy nudity and swearing
>sitting between my parents when the dude gets blown
they even dragged the scene out for 4 minutes or something i wanted to die
Austin Jones
Anthony Mitchell
>Why yes, I pull out my dick and start masturbating when there's a sex scene in a movie I'm watching with my parents. What gave it away?
Cooper Lopez
>sitting between my parents
Do people actually do this?
Bentley Harris
>watching movie in my room
>Fight scene
>From an outside pov, everyone just hears guys grunting