JOHN TRAVOLTA PLAYS A Yea Forums-TIER AUTIST WITH A RETARD HAIRCUT STALKING HIS FAVORITE ACTION STAR

SNEED KILLS

This

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Jesus Christ

>Directed by Fred Durst

Wait what?

t. Stalker

so, does durst keep the takes ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING?

Absolutely need to watch this schlock

well, I forgot about until right now

Looks like Sneedcore.

there's also this

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>flashes flashes flashes
TRAILERS ARE UNWATCHABLE

IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAAAAAAYSSSS

I was gonna say that our man Patton 'wifeslayer' Oswalt did it first and did it better.

YOU DONT WANNA WAKE UP
EVERYTHING IS CHUCKED
EVERYBODY SUCKS (AND FUCKS)

That movie is free to watch on Tubi.

is this a comedy?

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what the fuck

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Is this going to be in the movies?

YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW WHY
BUT YOU WANNA JUSTIFY
RIPPING JANNIES HEAD OFF

"Witness the movie the critics are calling Misery with a Nu-metal twist"

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youtube.com/watch?v=LJ2t4jfVTiU

>Fred Durst

Yes. Just not the intentional kind.

It reminds me in a way of Knock Knock.

nothing can it top this for a movie about obsessive fans
youtu.be/0MxXqF-fgJY

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KEEP ON ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN THE FILM

Also, Big Fan with Patton Oswalt.

youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E

THROW YO HANDS UP
CHOCOLATE STARFISH
KEEP ON ROLLIN BABY

>Directed by Fred Durst
NOW I KNOW Y'ALL BE LOVIN THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE

mite b cool

Is that the one where his favorite player chimps out and kicks his ass?

another movie that couldn't be made today

they also sodomize him with a broom handle iirc. he still supports the team afterward

It’s just one of those kinos..

Ingrid Goes West is my stalker kino because it's got cute girls

this is better

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It's a NEET kino so no

This. Unironically I respect both Cruise and Travolta for reprezentin the blockbuster and true indie realms of cinema under L Ron Hubbard's based tenure

I can't empathize with this because I only stalk females. You have to be a huge faggot to stalk a guy. Yuck.

kek this movie is hilarious

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What an awful poster.

I'm 37, thankyouverymuch

i must be getting delirious laughing at this dumb shit

I just watched this. What a fucking depressing movie.

for me it's humanbeing151
youtube.com/watch?v=g32F6nSSkE8

Looked like some SNL sketch or a fake trailer you see in some comedy movie.

>Fred Durst
Isn't that the fucking Limp Bizkit singer? lmao what the fuck

*watches Perfect Blue once*

sue these guys for plagiarism

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I think Fred Durst actually did have a situation with a stalker in the past and that's why he made this movie. I've been wanting to see this retarded shit ever since it got announced.

Someone post the pic of Fred Durst with his Evangelion figurines.

>here is your live action NGE director bro

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>Comments are disabled

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>Devin Sawa

FUCK YEAH!

He's perfect for "Yea Forums - The Movie". This looks kino AF!

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Character is too tardy, not subtle at all. Fuck you Fred Durst.

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Reminder that audiences loved Gotti
youtube.com/watch?v=VOAqmDBUDfA

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LOL, I guess Yea Forums doesn't like to be represented on film. Y'all are seethin!

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I wonder where he went after Final Destination but it seems he's been busy at least. Good for him

>Can't
>Stawp
>The
>Sawa

i would wear that sleazy tropical shirt in public, you got me

Well, the shirt is fine.
It's everything else that screams Yea Forums - glasses, backpack, selfie, actor/actress worship, shitty haircut, slightly overweight, smelly, etc.

1. We don't obsess over adult men, we obsess over little girls (9-16)
2. Most of us aren't fat, we have normal/slender builds.
3. We don't have retarded haircuts or colourful clothing - we don't want to stick out.
4. We rarely, if ever make a scene or speak loudly since most of us have social anxiety.
5. While we might say retarded things, our voices and tone doesn't sound retarded.

Make a movie starring a dude with a normal body type wearing dark regular clothing who NEETS or wagecucks in a non-social job while obsessing over a young actress like Millie Bobby Brown and decides to kidnap her but ends up committing suicide instead.

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What does Fred Durst say when his actors fuck up?
>Alriiight, partner. We're gonna keep on rolling, baby. You know whose dime it is.

Good one

Thanks, I'll be here forever.

I CAME INTO THIS WORLD AS A REJECT

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>selfie
no

Why music and editing so intense? Trailers people are retarded.

>selfie
Yea Forums is too self-conscious to take one

love this one

lol

He looks like Farmer #2

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its like the king of comedy

Did he do it for the cookie?

you mean written, produced, AND directed by Fred Durst

You think you’re special

Stampede of the disco elephants when Fred?

Normally I hate Oswalt but that movie was pretty good

>C'mon dude, I'll jerk you off!

SHE DOESN'T HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE

lmao, this is actually gonna be great, just you wait.

>Fred Durst makes a movie about rock star problems

Why do shitty musicians go total navel-gave when they hit middle age?

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Who the fuck edited this trailer?
I'm still interested though, if it's self-ware it might turn out good.