100 billion dollars if you eat this thing alive

100 billion dollars if you eat this thing alive

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I couldn't hurt a little snail!!!FACT!!!

Hell I'll eat it and give you a mil to buy a pair of balls

Will $100billion dollars fix my paralysis and leave me enough change to go see Dora again? Cos if so, you're on

Didn't some kid get parylized from the neck down for swallowing a live slug?

>Hell I'll eat it and give you a mil to buy a pair of balls

But could I buy back my soul?!?FACT!!!

that's a snail.

it was some kind of fucked up australian slug

*eats snail*
*goes to hospital*
I’ll take my money in Sacagawea dollars.

Yeah it happens. Kids dare eachother to french fear factor some slugs/snails without realizing that they have some pretty horrifying parasites. French meat snails are cornfed with aquavelva or something.

He did it in 2010 and finally died in 2018.

I'd do that for like 100bux with assurance that it was safe.

how is this even fucking video games related?
fuck off to

hawaii and the slug carries a parasite that gets in your brain
cnn.com/2018/11/05/health/man-dies-after-eating-slug-on-dare/index.html

the only good part about global warming is that all those fucked up shits are going down with us

Technically it's a rat parasite that the slug picks up from eating rat shit.

Stepped on a slug last week, ruined my month

Are you fucking retarded?

>edition.cnn.com/2018/11/05/health/man-dies-after-eating-slug-on-dare/index.html

Holy shit this is fucking terrifying

>"He's in there, 100%," Galvin told "The Sunday Project." "I apologized to Sam about everything that happened that night in the backyard. And he just started bawling his eyes out. I know he's there."

This is the most terrifying Thing I have read in months. Imagine being locked in your Body while your mother has to wipe your ass 24h a day, seven days a week, unable to speak, asking yourself why the fuck you had to eat that goddamn snail and ruin your life forever

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>Unlike in rats, the worm's life cycle is not completed in a human. So instead of passing through the digestive tract, the worm larvae "can get lost, and it will go to the brain, and it'll stay there,"

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

why snail more snail

1- Snail is so much heavy and strong. if snail does not kill you he can hit you with it. weight is a sign of reliability.
2- the slug got evict from shell because he is poor.
3- slug get crush easy, snail shell get crush, snail crawl away to find another. it is like having 1up.
4- shell is more stronger than no shell
5- snail evolve shell out of itself, internal slug shell is copy of superior snail technology.
6- your sexy little sister lift up her skirt when she see snail.
7- if you trow snail at wall, wall will catch snail and happy.
8- trow both on water and see wich can breth underwater which has surfase for airover 9000- snail at mate will find a quiet leaf or hotel, slug is brazen hussy
10- snail is hermaphroditte faget becaus he hate biches only care for monie
11- snail is nail with curve added. slug is fake monie because he is poor.
12- snail only feast on finest foods, snail is coinesseur.
13- slug is 100000 years undeevolve, only survive because affirmative action.

DANCE OFF BRO

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>youtube.com/watch?v=gu29HjywIks
>more painful than childbirth

It's getting worse and worse. Apparently he was not only locked in, he also was in horrible pain.