A religion of peace? We made that up

I will never forgive Ridley Scott for Kingdom of Heaven

>A good Star Trek series in the 2010s? About as likely as a good Star Trek game.

>Masturbation machines? All made up.

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>this one motherfucker in my home town who leaned back too far and rippen through the roof?
This one's true.

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what was wrong with it?

IQ unrelated to race? Pure fiction.

The kristallnacht? S'bullshit

he just is

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it's all so tiresome

>Roller coaster to the crematorium? Actually, this one's true.

My favorite /x/ meme

>Holocoasters? This one is true.

>A humble farmer's store was once a hotbed for all kinds of debauchery? This one's true.

Would you pay money if Frakes started a kickstarter to bring this show back with the intent to prove if the holocaust happened or not?

>people who mutilate their genitals and pretend to be the opposite sex
>this ones based on real events. Its fact.

No but i would if when they reveal which ones are fact or fiction they go into more detail about the real events they're based off of

>A peaceful United States surveillance ship "accidentally" shot up by "allies" due to miscommunication and not because it was about to uncover mass Egyptian soldier burial ground off the Israeli coast?
>this one was created by a writer

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It is a bastardized rewriting of real, actually intriguing history (this film being the primary exposure most normalfags ever had on the subject at the film's time of release is disheartening) for the sake of pushing postmodernist liberal social commentary regrading religion and the post-9/11 politics. Every "good character," both Muslim and Christians ones, is essentially portrayed as a postmodernist liberal for that purpose, despite the inappropriateness of such views for that time period and its absence in the complex thought processes of the real political actors of the time. Every "evil" character, all to my recollection being Christians, is instead portrayed as a bloodthirsty manic. Even Raynald, who despite having committed some questionable actions in his life and further having had the misfortune of being written about in the historical record by a man who despised him, has his deeds and supposed foolishness cartoonishly played up to better justify the wars of Saladin under a postmodernist liberal moral perspective while further vilifying those Christian characters cast as warmongers under that selfsame perspective. The implications of these dynamics and other such myths perpetuated by film have a detrimental impact on those attempting to comprehend either the political situation of the historic period or the state of the region following 9/11 which the film alludes to.

t. nobody

Russian Collusion?
Sorry. Complete fabrication.

Being too much of a pussy to call out the president?
It's true. A similar story happened today.

>Lavon Affair? Pure fiction, we made it up.

give it up you old bat

>god's chosen people?
>we got you. a complete fabrication

>13% of the population, committing 50% of homicides?
>this one is true, believe it or not

>A nation, attacking a ship of its so called ally, then getting away with it by pretending to not recognise it?
>You might be surprised, but this one really happened

>The Jews accepting Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior? Nope, not a chance.

>a race of people who have produced more genocide sympathy than any other actively attempting to genocide Palestinians?
>you may be shocked, but this one really happened.

>A nation who demands billions of dollars in aid from a more prosperous ally, steals their intellectual property, and then convinces them to expend trillions of dollars and thousands of lives by going to war on their behalf?
>I wish the writers made this one up, but it's all true.

i liek this meme

>Men who pretend to be women actually becoming women?
You've got us, completely made up! It isn't even close to possible.

>kicked out of 300 separate nations throughout history?
>we don't mean to shock you, but this one is true

Ah yes, the 90s were awesome. Wow they even voluntarily took their qualudes

>the largest proprietor of interracial pornography is a site owned by a jewish man?
>this one is true.

Based

>Guys in their physical prime spending all day arguing about movies and shows they haven't watched.
>Hard to believe, but this one is 100% true.

>Hitler's vagina? True to xer, but still false.

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>A grown man, living with his parents, spending his days deleting discussions he's offended by, and doing it for free?
>I wish it weren't true either, but sadly it is.

Why was he so gay bros

>A nation of trannys out to feminize Europe, and then the world?
>Unbelievable, but true

>A mexican NEET that spends all of its time complaining about jews on a vietnamese pottery board?
>Not false, we can't believe it either