Times you were drive

>im the getaway driver for a crew of bank robbers
>when they go in i listen to my eye pod
>i swish my windshield wipers to the beat
>BELL BOTTOMS
>the crew leaves the bank and gets in the car
>cops everywhere
>they think im going forward
>but i go in reverse

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>liked a girl
>did nothing about it

>got in a car
>drove

>2am Saturday Morning
>Drive Drunk as shit to Taco Bell
>Leaving with my $5 Dollar Chalupa Box & Baja Blast no Ice
>See Cop across street
>We both turn East
>Speed Up and Change 3 Lanes and get In Front of Him
>Use Blinkers every lane I change
>Come to Red Light With Him Behind Me
>All my shit is working and valid
>Tighten both hands on steering wheel
>Eyes in rear view mirror looking at danger
>Waiting for it to happen
>He pulls away into different lane
>Floor it when light turns green and drift through turn
>Feel like Driver eternally and forever

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Reposting from an old /fa/ thread
>Two weeks ago, driving home from work at 11:00 PM
>Stopped at light at dead intersection
>Look out passenger side window towards shitty dive bar
>Notice guy being a little too hands on with a girl
>My time to shine, spit my toothpick out the window that's partially rolled down (so homeless people don't touch the selvedge)
>Fresh toothpick in
>Light still red so I pull a quick right into the parking lot of the bar (wasn't in the turn lane but whatever, if a cop saw I could easily lose him under an underpass)
>Stop right in front of the guy and girl so my headlights illuminate them
>Deep breath (almost swallow toothpick)
>Hop out
>"H-hey man, just leave h-her alone"
>"What did you just say to me you fucking faggot"
>Think to how cool and collected the Driver is, gain my composure
>"I said leave her alone"
>She gives me a look, conveying multiple emotions, sadness, pain, reluctance, hope, thankfulness, despair
>The guy walks up to me (bigger than I thought once he was close up)
>"Say that shit to my face faggot"
>"Leave her alo-"
>Wake up in the hospital six hours later
>Nurse says I was assaulted, nose broken in two places and a puncture in my larynx (toothpick)
>Get discharged and walk out the front door as the sun rises
>Sling my jacket over my shoulder and smirk to myself, knowing that's what the Driver would have done
>Get in my 2004 Miata and go home

kek

lmfao

this hits a little too hard

>like girl
>try to do something about it
>it starts out good but doesn't work out
Real human bean

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