6 million points

>6 million points

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it was a different time

JK NO!

Seems like an unreasonable amount of points. I mean can the machine even hold that many beads? The walls are made from glass. GLASS!

Something about this narrative isnt holding up

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Ay Tone I hear they used wooden caps. Wooden!

>random ass mechanism that doesn't connect to anything and the whole thing operates by magic anyway
what did JK rowling mean by this?

what were they thinking?

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the points can always be relative to each other. meaning that the lead house could push the other houses to a negative state. as long as the houses dont have enough points relative to the lead house, the leading house would be full and the other houses would be empty. they wouldnt get a bead until they came within distance of the leading house.

Black could be anywhere

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>evil house is full of rich and manipulative types, who believe they are the "chosen ones" and infiltrate the government through bribes and befriending those high up in the govenrment
bros....

>6 million dead kikes? That's an impressive number.

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ASH

imagine how much falueres raveclaw has to be to lose in point to huffpuff

Imagine posting from a 3rd world country

Not to mention house points were mostly given out for answering teachers questions correctly. There must have been some seething brainlets in that house.

>six million
WOW WHAT A TOTALLY RANDOM NUMBER LMAO YOU'RE SUCH A CLEVER MEMELORD HAHAHAHA

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It's actually the same as the number that the jewish people (falsely) claim were killed inhumanely during world war 2.

wait what???

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>Hehe, y'know jimbo, they had these doors made of wood...

I'm so sad the movies left out the part in the books where it goes over the reason Voldemort turned so evil. Year after year he would go to his favorite place on earth. Hogwarts. And year after year it would end with bitter tears and nightmares.

Nightmares of that horrible bombastic voice.
>10 points to Gryffindor! 5 points to Gryffindor!

The bias of this one single teacher day after day and year after year sending mountains of points to his own house to ensure they won the house cup. No matter how clever Tom was, no matter what brilliant magic he preformed, he could never keep up with the bias point spamming Dumbledore gave his own house. It tore him up inside.

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Yeeees, well done Viper Clan, WELL done...

HOWEVER

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>Luna Lovegood nude images

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HOWEVER

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FACT
Slytherin has the best girls and Gryffindor has the best boys. Other houses are largely irrelevant.

>been talking to a girl from BYU
>had me take the Pottermore quiz
>I end up as Ravenclaw
>ask what she is
>Slytherin
my dick

ur a real piece of shit you know that?

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How can any other girl ever compete?

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Fact: The only good part of Harry Potter is all of the skanks dressing like fantasy school girls.
>skirt that high
>exposed stocking tops
>that high of heel
>hair that long
Don't fuck them though, unless you're finna eat a MeToo

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What did Rowling mean by this?

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How can something be so cringe yet so based at the same time?

This is art.

Don’t a lot of the subjects at hogwarts favor the DUDE WEED hufflepuffs?

>BYU

Kys

>Dragon Ball Z power levels

>Men need to think of girls as objects rather than people... otherwise it means they're gay!
Holy redpill

>POTTER! WEASELY! IN MY OFFICE, NOW!

Yeah so.. random

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this was honestly completely unacceptable

Why did Hogwarts specifically design an enchanted hat to segregate students into houses so that they may be more easily discriminated against instead of using an actual random selection process that would foster better student integration?
Aren't they basically asking for bullying when they force students into the good and evil houses?

They don’t be giving a fuck pussy muggle, Hogwarts is dangerous af

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