Marriage is about farting and shitting. When you marry a woman, you commit to having sex and getting aroused by something that you will see fart and shit from her ass constantly for your whole life.
Think about that. In movies, it always shows two people together being in love, but really it's about pooping around another person and smelling it. And then dealing with kids and their poop.
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Tripfag. But hey I recognize a kink model pic and backdrop when I see one.
She farts and shits though. That's what I'm tryna tell you
Blue Valentine
Explain maybe rather than being a low content fag ruining the board.
That's not what marriage is like
>girl braps
>this is somehow a bad thing
You don't actually have a fart fetish. You are lying.
You watch as she farts and shits? I mean, looking right at it?
I found a girl that looks JUST like London, and london is my favorite pornstar, brehs what do i do
have you seen Eyes Wide Shut, OP? the entire movie is about the state of marriage and the opening scene is her taking a shit in front of her husband.
I've never seen my wife shit and I've probably heard her fart like 4 times in 6 years.
We get it you love scat. Why don’t you drop the act and recommend some shitkino so you can at least pretend to contribute something
"This is Forty" is literally exactly what you're bitching about. Stop being a retard and give your balls a tug you loser
do Americans really?
How bout her love of anal and eating ass? That's half the reason London is based.
t. Tripfag who just started dating for the first time
When you're alpha the bitch will do anything in her power to keep you. My girlfriend doesn't just not shit around me, she doesn't even shit in the house.
I wonder if she named herself London after that Asian girl on Zach and Cody. Also, she's pretty impressive. She's the only girl I've ever seen deepthroat mandingo entirely.
Who cares? At the end of the day, she still DOES IN FACT fart and shit. Good luck fucking her knowing that putrid shit and manure gas can leak from her butt at any minute like my wife sarah
Lucky fuck marries a braphog and still complains!
I'm dating a girl who clogged the downstairs toilet and then told me I had to leave so she could unclog it/clean it. Instead I woke up early the next morning and unclogged it by myself and cleaned it. It didn't even smell bad really. She was upset with me for cleaning it up because she was embarrassed about pooping.
Anyways I'd be happy to marry her, it was cute how embarrassed she was about clogging the toilet.
Put a ring on her anal ring user
>he thinks true love is being comfortable enough to leave the door open while shitting
thats just nasty
I'm intimately involved in my wife's butthole health because I stick it in her butt regularly. I get her enema kits and we recently installed a bidet. everybody poops get over it bro
does she have a big butthole
>Yea Forums - Television & Film
related kinos?
Are you Russian?
>When you marry a woman, you commit to having sex and getting aroused by something that you will see fart and shit from her ass
No one cares about your fetishes user.
Please procreate
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it's normal sized I guess, maybe even petite
yeah I might
I hate how London Keyes and others ruined their face with stupid lip injection bullshit. She was 10/10 perfect and she fucked it up. Sad.
not gonna lie when i saw on her instagram the baby is not black....i was disappointed. fucked up, but still true regardless
Her delivery makes me want to vomit.
Fucking kill yourself retard