/mort/ - Mortdecai General

Last one hit bump limit.
What are your expectations for the sequel?
What are some similar movies so I can get my mortkino fix?

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fucking BASED mort poster

One of the finest films of the decade. It's destined for cult status.

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/mort/ is not cute lol

Don't you just love Halloween?

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Are you guys excited for Criterion spine #1000?

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im the one who revived mortposting. good speed fellow mortheads

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whoops! I meant godspeed sorry I was busy watching Mortdecai on my second screen

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>expectations for the sequel?
more unfunny garbage

FINALLY

why are you so #madatmort?

>2019
>he's STILL #madatmort

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imagine being so #madatmort that you lash out in a /mort/ general

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lotta VPNs for a hired shitposter

>unironically being #MadAtMort in 2019

Might make time for a mortbinge sunday. I expected Depp's mannerisms to be over engineered and not nearly as freakishly intimate as I discovered

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Why does Mortedecai attract so much envy?

>Why does Mortdecai attract so much envy?
It's just brainlets lashing out because they can't see what us Mortheads see.

It's incredible how much Depp has aged since Mort. Amber Heard is a hell of a drug.

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stop spreading false information that is just johny depp in costume for Mortdecai 2 it takes place 30 years after the first film

#justmortfacts

>you will never watch Mortdecai for the first time ever again
#mortified

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release the mortcut