Is she going to become a superstar like her parents or quickly fade into obscurity?

In light of the new que evidence presented id like to change my statement:

I wanna fuck her all night and choke her while i cum insider in a condom i snapped a whole in. Hopefuly she ends up pregnant but since she will never be able to contact me again she'll have to either abort or raise the child on her own.

You think she swallows her gum?

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Based

Hopefully fade.
Shes not good and shes not notably attractive.

The latter.

She is as ugly as she is talentless.

this cunt looks like a regurgitated asshole
i wouldn't even fuck her pussy

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Are some of you incels really claiming she's anything less than an 8?

I don't even know who this broad is. Body looks aight at least.

>i wouldn't even fuck her pussy
I call bullshit on that. You'd fuck her in a heatbeat.

nice trips by the way.

They're in denial, she's hot as fuck

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good looking jew whore honestly fellas

user, shes got tits.
That's it. And her face is like the potato version of Uma's. She's achingly average, not ugly, but nothing exceptional.

Damn she's hotter than I thought initially.

Something about her face drives me fucking crazy, I don't know why, I just love women who like this

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The fact that you would use that as justification for NOT fucking her (i.e. being less than 5) is so ridiculous. You don't live, or love, in the real world.

It's hilarious how much hotter Uma was at the same age.

Its her dead eyes.

how does she do it, bros? how is she so cute?

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>choking fantasies
American detected
Pic related, it's you typing out your fantasies on the computer.

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Shes pretty plain, user.

Just a regular girl.

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She could play Velma.

Is there something wrong with that? Guess what the majority of girls are?

Quote me where I said that. That i wouldn't.

And btw, claiming youd fuck her, is not saying shes good looking, ita not really saying much. We would all fuck an ugly chick. Fuckable /= attractive.

That's probably why I'm so attracted to her, I love plain looking girls

she is truly the patricians waifu, just look at all the plebs in here who can't appreciate her beauty. sad.

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damn, now that's a tall order

>Guess what the majority of girls are?

Not deserving to be on tv or film?

hehe I only fuck 8+

>beauty
YIKES

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Uma was never a superstar

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No she sticks it up her ass.

She looked way too fucking old to be playing a high schooler in Stranger Things. I was surprised to find out that she's only 21. Looks 28 minimum.

>YIKES
go back

>Looks 28 minimum
t. doesn't actually know what 28 year olds look like

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She has big tits and is fairly young

how about you and your retarded reddit show go back to... reddit where you belong?

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Uma was never attractive. Maya is only good looking because of her father.

Don't reply to the bonbi fag, he'll go away after a while

Name on this ladyboy?

What a homosexual thing to say.

>We would all fuck an ugly chick

Now it's your turn to speak for yourself

some people say she looks more like ethan than uma. i dont see that at all.

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I bet you wish she had a cock faggot.

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You honestly believe THIS is more attractive than Maya? Uma unironically looks like a tranny. Maya looks like an actual female.

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I'm not a foot guy but those feet are very wholesome looking

shes a solid mix of them both. I can see Uma in one pic and Ethan in another. good thing for her is that they are both pretty attractive people. based genetics saving the waifu game

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Literally who

Dont lie.
If no one knew, you were horny, maybe drunk, that ugly girl is getting fucked.

Where the limits of fuckability can be found, attractiveness has been left far behind.

You honestly believe in saving thumbnails?
I mean, you can hardly see, you save thumbnails, why should i even listen to your opinion?

You're still wrong. Never fucked an ugly chick, or at least one I found personally to be ugly, in my life, to the detriment of long dry spells. Just because you're a degen doesn't mean I have to be.

this the kind of girl who you fuck after namedropping tarkovsky and DFW then steal her best criterion collections

I think she swallows something ending in -um

Ok, user.
Sure.

>regurgitated asshole
h-hot

Nice Dodge, tranny lover.

shes cute

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I'd make it known far and wide if I got an actress pregnant.

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>You honestly believe in saving thumbnails
amen

>user mobs up to the cord at Red Carpet
>Hey MAYA I LOVE TARKOVSKY AND DAVID FOSTER WALLACE. SO MUCH SO I ALMOST NECKED MYSELF LAST YEAR WITH MY BELT.
>She avoids eye contact and escapes behind security
>YEAH I'LL SEE YOU AFTER THE SHOW BB, I'LL LEAVE MY NAME AND NUMBER WITH ANDRE

son, it sounds too real...

*has her dad beat your ass and makes fun of your shitty taste in movies*
nothin personnel kid

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You're shit and your image was shit.

we're all PUA's here tho wew

>3.14

Uma was a smoking hot perfect 10 at her age. Watch Mad Dog and Glory for qtkino. Maya looks like a Denny's waitress from Sacramento.

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pie? don't mind if i do!

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>waxed arms
>shaved pits
>waxed legs
>lasered pussy
No thanks.

You're now implying in 2019, the year of Tessa Thompson and Asia Kate Dillon, that Hollywood casts non-progressively

imagine being a bonbiposter

She was cute in season 3 of Stranger Things. I wouldn't exactly say she's hot as fuck.

Based HairChad

There's no period where Uma was a 10/10.

She was always a weirdly hot butterface 8/10 even at her best

T. a homosexual.

Really fucking low test. Nice trips though.

she doesn't shave/wax her arms but nice try loser!

Nice trips.

Saged you bobiposting faggot.

Literally my first post itt and my post implied none of that. Simply stating that Maya is plain Jane especially compared to her supermodel mom.

I wouldn't even let her pay me to suck my dick.

CRINGE
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Well that's just unwise, I mean she's probably clean and you stand to profit and gain clout so why not my mongoloid fellow poster?

Absolutely BASED Rocco Siffredi

She's kinda gross 2bh.

She kind of reminds me of winona. Winona had huge tits for her age and was absolutely adorable.

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Kill Bill reboot can't come soon enough bros

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I disagree based on my personal taste but I respect your opinion

Ethan Hawke as Booker and Maya as Elizabeth. I like that.

She really does look like a waitress from
sacremento, that other user in this thread nailed it

>casted

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Look at that arm hair god damn

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Holy shit never thought of that. Didn't QT shoot extra footage of the little black girl for a KB3 that was supposed t take place 15 years after KB?

based

Her as young Bee training with Pai mai (sp?) would be kino as fuck.

her slightly husky voice is kino

Yeah called Nikki

why is she at the once upon a time in hollywood premiere? i thought her mom and QT were like mortal enemies now. did they make up after she leveled those accusations at him about the car accident in kill bill?

Pai Mei is dead.

Elle Driver poisoned him.

I think she's actually in the movie

She's not as beautiful as her mom but that somehow makes her more endearing. She's cute and hot simultaneously but still not that almost ethereal level of beauty that Uma has. Bigger than average tits with that adorable face also help.

it's the androgyny, you like women with manish faces as opposed to bimbo models. There's nothing wrong with this, welcome to the club.

Uma has been lobbying for her kid all over, getting her work modeling and acting.

Shes trying to give her the most "legit" career, hottest Netflix show playing a brave lesbo, doing Tarantino who makes the most respectable schlock around.

she's already in his next movie, it would be a colossal fuck up not to continue the Kill Bill series for one last movie as his final project, but it wouldn't focus on Kiddo jr, it would be about Nikki getting her revenge on the person who killed her mom by going after her daughter. would be kino of the highest order but it'll never happen

>still not that almost ethereal level of beauty that Uma has
funny because it's the opposite for me. yeah, Uma is a good looking woman, but something about Maya just drives me crazy. all of her moms traits without any of her flaws

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>Bioshock movie
>Starting with Infinite
I know this is bait, but nigga what?
Although she'd be perfect for infinite

I thought he was going to do a star trek movie for 10 or some shit like that?

yeah but i thought she hated tarantino now and i can't imagine he's thrilled with her after she tried to metoo him basically for a non sex related offense. you'd think if anybody would metoo him it would be salma hayek for making her do 30 takes of the scene where he sucks her feet in from dusk til dawn.

yeah, Star Trek is supposed to be his last movie, I'm just ranting about how he's fucking up an awesome opportunity to continue one of his most enjoyable movies.

she probably took the advice of her based dad, a know kinosseur, who probably told her something to the effect of
"don't listen to your moms advice in Hollywood.", because yeah, it's hard to believe her mom would be cool with her working with someone she basically tried to ruin with a witch hunt tier accusation.

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Why havebt the mods deleted this thread yet? This has nothing to do with film. Its just objectification.

yeah first reformed was one of the best movies last year. i hope she takes more after her dad than her mom.

Let it be known that I would like to “deep-dick” Maya Hawke. I would dick her as deep as I’m capable of dicking, repeatedly, until she conceived a son.

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>Winona had huge tits for her age
thats not how female body develops, user

>armpit hair

I second this notion.

judging by the pic, you're never gonna make it

I guess its trip of bullshit now

>>armpit hair
>plain

Notaste

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She’s saving her pussy for me.

he may have had some duds but his filmography is vastly superior compared to her moms. I hope she uses her nepotism connections to work with some great directors in the future.

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>it's the androgyny, you like women with manish faces as opposed to bimbo models. There's nothing wrong with this, welcome to the club.
I'm not the guy you replied to but I'm just now realizing I'm part of that club too. I either go for the round/heart shaped faces or the more "masculine" ( if you can even call them that ) / strong faces like Maya and Uma, or even Hayley Atwell. On the other I'm really put off by short hair and lack of curves. What caused such a patrician taste to form?

di l8

no

She looks more like a young Courtney Love than Uma to me.

she already peaked, stranger things will be it, she'll be in a few other things, but never as cute as being "stoned" in that stupid sailor suit in stranger things. going off her momma, shes gonna age WEIRDLY as fuck.

It’s true

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SO they used the striped pattern to hide her milkers?

trips of middling truth.
she can't hold a candle next to conch-fucker man

Ah yes, because people in video game movies always become superstars.

>Ethan Hawke
my fucking sides

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>ethan hawke
every time

Why do whites make this face?

I've beat it to her mom like 6 million times but she doesn't do much for me. She'd be a perfect irl qt3.14 gf though.

they started talking about kill bill 3 recently....probably not a coincidence this is right after stranger thangs.

i'd stick my penis in that

How can I get a gf like this? I'm mexican btw.

damm, she really looks like she's from the 80's or 90's

They've been talking about Kill Bill 3 for years now. Not sure why, it's Tarantino's second weakest movies (Death Proof is the worst)

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>those hips

bum cuckets

>ITS SMELLZZZZ

absolute legend

gorgonzolas

youre pathetic

5/10 at best

>plain
she's very good looking, what constitutes "not plain" to you?

he's probably a Hunter Schafer poster, ignore him

Too white The combination of big nose and plump lips. You just wanna kiss her so much

Based and depravedpilled

Was she literally conceived on the set of Gattaca?

Brehs imagine how big her boobs will get when she gets pregnant Thicc hahaha

Who is this guy? He looks familiar.

she looks vastly different in literally every other picture i see of her
is this kino?

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why is she so wide

>average sized tits squeezed into ever tighter clothing
extremely based fetish

Because her mother is Uma Thurman. Have you seen her fucking eyes?

Look at those milkbags

objectively unattractive

objectively homosexual

oh... not the best genes i guess
doesn't mean they're not good actors though

did she get the role through sheer hard work and dedication?

>implying i wouldn't fuck her just because she's a 6/10
n*kka i marry this bitch im THIRSTY n*kka

objectively cringe

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STAY AWAY FROM MY WAIFU MANUEL

unironically this though

>filename

why would she stay away from her dad?

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I want to have sexual intercourse with this ayy lmao woman.

......ok nvm

alien pusy got me acting strange bros

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looks even better in motion
youtube.com/watch?v=mdChzK7OMgY

>those tits
MOMMY

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looks like a shadow to me, brah, more's the pity, would love to see those hairy pits

kill yourself

she really looks like Uma here

Have sex

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that fucking titty overflow at the start of the video, good lord...

>my eyes are up here, user.

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they need to star in a kino together before Uma gets too old and gives up on acting

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bump!

I'm seriously going to watch stranger things just for Maya, is it good Yea Forums?

just do what I do: watch some cute interviews with her and wait for your bros to make/post webms from Stranger Things. I don't actually watch the show because it looks reddit: the show, but sometimes watching garbage with Yea Forums can be fun when the threads roll around. at least she's only in S3 so if you're watching it for her you don't have to sit through S1 and 2

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nice, very kissable lips

l-lewd..

Absolutely based. That's exactly what I'm going to do. I know this webm will be better than the entire show

>tits almost out
>still not asking for it unless your name is Harvey

you made the right choice senpai. I gotta say, as someone who hasn't seen the show, I was surprised when I first heard her talk. she's got a pretty sultry voice

based wholesome bro

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Average af

That's exactly what makes her so great.

this

talk shit about Maya ONE more time and watch what happens, kid.

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Pablo Schreiber, Liev Schreibers half brother

she's so pretty there

Thanks mate, I knew I recognised him. Nice digits btw.

mediocre.

lmaoing @ all these incels itt
she's clearly using a pushup bra
no tits whatsoever

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That's exactly what makes her so great.

see

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perhaps you could approach eddie redmayne? he would probably do it for you

Prime breeding material right here.
Hopefully she procreates with an appropriately attractive white guy to make more of her.

based

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A Bioshock 1 adaptation would make all the libertarians and ancaps in the US go insane

*inhales*
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