"looks like this locker's a complete bust"

>looks like a vintage retarded nigger, that's $80 easily

Isn't he dead

how did that obese german bastard get such a hot wife? whats his secret?

This new copypasta has potential to be a legend

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based and EXTREMELY redpilled post

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Forged in Fire is still the best "reality" kino

Oh my goodness

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>"Can't believe I dropped $200 on this shit pile. Look at this stuff: some chinese cartoon body pillow, bottles of what I assume is piss and - hmm what's this? Some dusty old fiddle. I don't know much about this but I got a fiddle guy that can tell me if this hunk of wood is worth anything."
>Fiddle guy confirms it's a stradivarius worth $1.5 mil

U

are you high already?

U

VERY NICE

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>Hey Brando, these chips say 10 on them and there's at least 200 in this box. That's an easy 2000 dollar bill all day!

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New pasta?

That one where they found the severed hand was fucked up.

Joe p from storage wars New York is on a whole different level from the rest of these clowns. He buys the best because he is the best

The one with the dried cum on the cabbage patch kids was strange. Cant believe he got the locker for 300 and sold them for 4000. I should do this to get some good cash.

based

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Saved

>it's a paul and bogart just fuck around the whole episode and maybe 2 minutes is actually based around their locker

>teen panties
how much did he flip them for?

Truly amazing
youtu.be/0uguJ6kpQSo

>I am psychico.
i like this subtle subtext here, this whole post is pretty much flawless front to back

P

You do know most of the big finds are planted, right? I used to work for a prop rental company and we sent them shit all the time.

*brando tries to eat a chip*
>Dad, these chips are expired.
*darrel gives brando a disappointed look*

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>judge clearly fucks up the swing because he's getting old and refuses to acknowledge it
>blames the blade

yeah hester got in legal trouble for telling people this

Thanks man. None of us knew this.

Also that's not the fucking joke.

>This locker’s filled with junk, no way I’m bidding for th...
>Is that Daryl bidding?

YYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!

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Hah

fucking based

Wow, this is a super rare Super Nintendo from the 1980s, that's $1,000 easy!

did we ever get brandi nudes?

>yfw your weapon wil keel

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>deliberately type wall of text like an idiot

Yeah, I'm thinking Yikes!

you write like a skaven

my good man, you are based.

So a Nintendo wii?

>just re-read it in a skaven voice
heh

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Based Spanish poster

just how black are you, like literal midnight or?

>its a barry overpays for a pile of junk cause he thought a chest looked "antique" episode

He probably goes outside and she's not even that hot.

add me in the screen cap

overrated post

>whatever i was gonna keep it anyways
>*speeds off in some meme mobile*

>couple good FiF threads
>hey guys I mentioned it do I fit in?

THATS A 35 DOLLAR BILL

why are you so negative and argumentative
what does this post gain you beyond a couple easy replies?

are Brandy and Jared still on the show? love those tits

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This.

silence retard

Helloooo reddit!

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What is the highest you would pay for a locker Yea Forums?

>tfw all the guys let you win lockers because they want to fuck you

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!

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>easy replies
>not more important than literally anything else

Time to go back.

The trick is to cuck her out of all the lockers so she begs you to let her get some loot with blowjobs

that's why he quit the show the first time. He was sick of the bullshit

YUUP

He kept saying YUUP when he was watching the show on tv. All he could think about is YUUP. He couldn't pleasure his wife unless she was rambling super fast saying numbers. Every time he trusted another YUUP escaped his lips.

>KENNY, I need you and Ivy to come into this unit with me so I can show you my mid century modern vintage trinkets and treasures! Make sure you shut the door behind you.

A true gift from the gods. Thank you.

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Absolutely based

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

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Yahoo search is your friend

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God I wanna suck on Brandi's titties so bad I wish I could just curl up with her and just quietly suck the milk from her titties as she slowly caresses my head.

Does anyone remember a colorado gunsmith show about a gunsmith, the guy had a hot dumb daughter with huge milkers, a twinky son and a milf with gigantic milkers?

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Didn't he do some fucked up shit which got his show cancelled and memoryholed

gross meth head trash.
Brandi Milkers is better.

Was that the Red Jacket place?

fucking based

Nice Emilia Isobel Euphemia Rose Clarke you've got there

OK now this is BASED
Screencap me pls

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YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
I'm thinking this is based.

TOTS

every line, every punctuation mark. pure kino

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Based lmao

>speaks with reality tv affectation: >"I'm not sure much I can get for this 1920s carnival gumball machine but I think I have a buyer!!"

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THATS AN 85 DOLLAR BILL ALL DAY

>Box of shit covered dragon dildos?
>150 bucks a pop any day

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Oh my. Put me in the cap

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Do boomers post here now or something?

post more of the blonde

Did Dave get banned from the show or was that just a ruse?

nice (You)'s from all the r*ddit fags nigger

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Remember that time Dave got into a fist fight with that auctioneer and his wife?

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is he gonna be okay?

The samefagging makes me sick.

Incredible

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Female Jay looks exactly like a chick i've been seeing since a while back, should i be scared bros

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what did he meme by this

reddit

T-that's just strawberry jam right?

>r*ddit fags

Good outing yourself redditnigger

kek

Based retarded boomer, i haven't had a laff like this in a while

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Sons of Guns he went to jail for raping his 12 year old stepdad as well as the daughter on the the show when she was younger

Is this a reference to something or is this bizarre OC

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>it's a Brandi's fat tits episode

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Requesting vocaroo

His 12 year old step dad

I want to fill a locker with empty TV boxes and a few broken TVs outside of boxes and watch the idiots bid it up and end up with boxes and a few broken TVs.

IM DARREL AND I BOUGHT THIS STORAGE LOCKER WITH MY SON

FAT FUCK

*Funky town then sweet child o mine plays in the background*

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this is like dialogue from that Onion video about future newscasts

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I literally rent out lockers just to get rid of my junk. It's easier then going to various recycle and garbage facilities

A delightfully crafted post. I can see exactly what you were going for.

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>Buy a bunch of shit
>give it value
>show their store and it looks like a Hoarders episode
kek

That's a zoz

That sounds horrible. Why don't you just neck yourself in a locker?

Are you even human?

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KILL
SKAVEN
VERMIN

If you go any further knowing that. You are super duper gay.

Mary is wife material.

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Is there anyone more based than Barry?

Kenny

Dog the Bounty Hunter

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Methheads can be fun. Not sure about marrying them though.

Where does this rumor come from? She doesnt look like a meth head at all.

You can manage meth addiction, to where you just look and act normal. Lrn2drugs.

>opens box
>sees pic related
>"alright, that's twenty bucks, that's twenty bucks, bam, bam, bam.."
>"100 bucks EASY!"
>"cha-ching baby, i already doubled my money!"

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Tht doesnt answer the question of where this rumor started, you liar.

Cute

I prefer cuthroat kitchen

watch it retard.

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There is(or was. I quit watching a long time ago) at least some half-decent drama on that show.
Storage Wars honestly looks fucking genius compared to that Auction Hunters show that used to air. All that was is two fags who somehow bought airtime to go "look at what we bought dude check us out we're awesome."

She's a Tinder gal, showed up twice for me. Alas I have the figure of a Hester.

based and redpilled

Just cause you aren't privvy doesn't mean it's not true. And now you'll never be, loser.

BnR

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>38
>no kids
What a waste.

Based

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Like it or not, this is the pinnacle of the English language.

>What a waste.

It's probably an Arby's smorgasbord down there no matter what. Especially after Ivory.

Based.

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>Ivory
She probably wanted to burn the coal, but Ivy seems like a very happily married man.

You speculate, while others ejaculate. And it will always be that way.

He's wroth 1.5mil, has two kids and is married. She's probably waiting for him to bang a co-star to take half of that. I'm sure we'd know by now if they had, and that you'd be getting off to the pics of it like the weirdo cuck fetishist you are.

>Seeing Mary naked and having sex is a weirdo sex fetish

Don't you have 5th grade summer school tomorrow buddy?

Watching her burn the coal sure is.

Three whites visible. Confirmed she is a psycopath

That's a ten dollar bill all day, Brando!

Mountain Men is way comfier.

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>teen panties

This kind of quality content is the reason I keep coming to Yea Forums(nel).

>Watching her burn the coal sure is.

^
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Get a load of reddit.

>some power nine cards just stuck in with a bunch of innistrad commons

Oh yeah that's not planted at all

lol I remember that show. The girl had no chin and a stupid voice. You can tell only one guy in the shop knew what he was doing.

Tell us more, user.

Why would anybody actually store antiques and that sort of shit in a storage locker?

Holy shit

>On April 7, 2017, Hayden was convicted on two counts of aggravated rape and one count of forcible rape.[2] On May 11, 2017, Hayden was sentenced to two life sentences plus 40 years in prison to be served consecutively, for rape of two girls between ages of 11 and 13.

A NINTENDO DS 001

Could have stolen a alpha black lotus from a friend , and had a shitload of alpha ancestral recall and moxes when i was a kid ( best friend stole packs everyday) . I traded all these for beatstick because i liked the image.

I wish i could murder 8 years old me.

>god i love watching white girls get banged by the bbc
I think we all know who's reddit here.

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>we

The proverbial we. The 105 posters in here that aren't you.

Same eyes as AOC, you learn to recognise them. Person is literally crazy. Schiff also has them.

A new pasta is born, put me in screencap

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Bedtime kid, WE aren't all sheltered little fags like yourself.

>bedtime
Jesus how new are you?

Based and redpilled

based Capitalism series
fuck poor people

Interesting. I'll be on watch for that now.

o i am laffin

I like that skinny Storage Wars Texas girl. I have jerked off to her a few times

How new? In years or in the amount of new ethnic step-dads you had since you were 8? If the latter, then #14 Jamal.

>calls me Jamal
>literally wants to watch a white woman get plowed by a black man
Fucking what, retard?

>Jerking off to the storage wars girl when there is an entire universe of hardcore lesbian pornography literally one tab away

I will never understand what makes Yea Forums so goddamn lazy

>repeatedly slam knife into table as hard as you can
>it breaks
>"what a shit knife lmao"

>thinks I called him and not stepdaddy #14 Jamal

I'm done. You are clearly retarded and it's just too easy... haha

>you do know right
What's with redditors constantly phrasing their posts like that?

Is English your second language, jello brain?

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Do people just really throw around thousands of dollars on this sort of thing? The numbers have to be inflated by the producers to make it seem more interesting to the audience, right?

Is reading comprehension your second Special Ed class?

The numbers and a lot of the lockers are set to be more interesting by the producers, yes.

based nigerian

That doesn't make sense. So you are a mongoloid. Thank you for the confirmation.

>rifling through piles of old torn clothes
>"thats about 1000 dollars right there"

>science channel
>pretends to be a documentary
>can just fake the results
This should be illegal

It doesn't have to make sense, helmet basics is your third lesson of the day.

>A&E
>science channel

Just post Brandi's tiddies

You'd be right except then the guy does the same to the other cntestant's knife and it doesn't break so obviously the previous one was shit. There's also the fact for some tests they outright tell the contestants that what matters is the blade surviving the hits, not being intact.

She reminds me of riley reid

I liked this until I realized that the whole show was filmed in the aftermath of the subprime mortgage financial crisis, when so many people lost their homes, had to put most of their possessions in storage, and eventually had to accept that their best choice that was not heart-wrenching was to sell their storage locker in absentia to the highest bidder

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i just want to pick her up and walk around the house with her sucking my penis

Every episode starts with a discription of the lockers being abandoned. There's two ways that happens: the owners couldn't pay the monthly fee, or the owners fucking died.

No fucking shit the bulk of the items have a sad story behind them.

>Nintendo 001

Has it ever been topped?

Well the guy fucking died from a drug overdose, so...

>finds bags of moldy charred clothes that are still wet
>"oh yeah that's $500, easy"

Quick rundown on this?

youtube.com/watch?v=95eUhuR8_ps

$10 but its the orginal Nintendo DS!

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>click
this ones going on my reddit profie

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Dumb fuck. Are you blind?

how is this show still on the air? that and robot wars

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That is bullshit. Everything on tv is real.

>Haha sucker beans not smarty but I do.

is it possible for mexico to ever have an ounce of credibility ever again?

mastapeece

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Hahahahahahaha how the fuck can one Nigerian be so based kino and redpilled?!!!!!!??!

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absolute kino

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based 4 chan schizo

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Based Dave YUUUUUUUUUUP

>12 year old stepdad
Just like my /ss/ doujins!

I was so ugly as a kid, they didn't give me (You)s they just gave me @'s

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When are these guys getting their own reality show? theverge.com/2019/7/10/20687434/amazon-sellers-nomad-merchants-products-malls-walmart

It's a hell of a lot more quintessential America than all the other random shit.

Why is this funny?

That's a two hundred fifty three dollar, seventeen cent bill all day!

You have to be amerifat to get it, but it is really fucking funny if you are. It must be read out loud in a particular voice/inflection.

reddits first copypasta

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Based Charlie