You didn't pop a boner during this scene, right Yea Forums?

Jaeden and Finn are insanely handsome.

Lol no.

She fucked them all including the fat kid with inverted nipples as her Lobster Boy brother watched lecherously and licked his claws

Make fun, but Jerry O'Connell stole what;s her name from Greek handsome guy who toted around Rickles.

Rickles... secretly gay?

>but Jerry O'Connell stole what;s her name from Greek handsome guy
>picking up used up leftovers from a dumpster is stealing

>She fucked them all including the fat kid with inverted nipples as her Lobster Boy brother watched lecherously and licked his claws
EXPLAIN!

Levi Miller is insanely handsome.

>implying an incel could exist in the golden age of the whore

read the book

It's not like you're making it sound, it was a bonding experience.

I did. My gf is a hebephile.
2nd time watching at the AMC, she brought a blanket.
Had me have my shorts pulled down for most of the movie. She'd toy with my dick during scenes she thought were hot.
She told me, "I'm imagining it's their cocks".
So I'd have a chubby but would get soft soon after, and repeat.
Until Sofia.
She started jacking me and yeah I got really hard. Jacked me off harder.
On the way home we roleplayed. She pretended to be Sophia's character but quickly went far with it.
Extremely dirty talk.
"Hurry drive home. My little pussy feels tingly".
When she was about to cum she said, "no stop I feel like I'm going to pee! I can't hold it in! Daddy no! I'm going to pee Daddy it's embarassing". Whimpering it up. She's hot and will get us both in trouble soon I'm sure.

Jesus christ how horrifying

stop having sex

i bet both of you are fatasses

ew

Her brother is a cyborg with alien hands

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80% of this board seems to be pedophiles, so yeah, chances are alarmingly good.

>When she was about to cum she said, "no stop I feel like I'm going to pee!
>date a girl for 4 years
>80% of the time we’re having good sex “stop i have to pee!”
>complains that I can’t make her cum
>wishes I could make her squirt
Loopy cunt

STOP

She should unironically have him hired to play a creature in IT2.
Like the weird skinny [rec] guy

I hope your "gf" gets arrested

Gyno is hell. I've lost a lot of weight, but gyno still makes me look fat.

That's quite the creative RP.

Do girls really wore this kind of underwear in the past?

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>will get us both in trouble soon I'm sure.
fucking hot desu

>doesnt shave her arm pits
yikes

Kekd and checked based Nazi

have s.. uh

How does it feel being responsible your twin is a cripple?

so get the surgery

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Nigger

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maybe if it didnt leave your nipples looking retarded pepperoni

yes. I was a teenager in the 80s.

A girl her age with floppy bags like that is just fucking wrong. What the fuck is wrong with you?

The guy on the right is going to be hot when he matures. That's about the extent of what I can come up with trying to understand what you're saying.

i didn't even know males could get inverted nips

Yes, incel, as hard as it is to believe, poor white trash didn't parade around in lacy Victoria's Secret underwear. It's almost like - and this is crazy talk, I know - it's almost like real life isn't like what it's like in porn.
Phew. That's insanity, right? Normal girls, wearing normal underwear, because how are incels gonna jerk off like spastic monkeys, right?

You really suck at this.

nah, but....

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What a fucking nightmare

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he ate his own nipples thinking they were treats.

lol

You sure? Aren't the panties too high waisted?

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>who wants a piece of the champ