Protect ya neck, Jonah Hill is now out here taking private jiu-jitsu classes

It’s just that jiu-jitsu is the stereotypical out-of-shape, hipster/weedbro sport.

Jonah has been in movies with some really acclaimed directors, made a passion project of his into a real movie. Shows determination and commitment to roles (best portrayed in his weight gain and loss) and just seems like a really chill guy. Leave this jew alone.

I don't get his weight fluctuations. There's that one of him in decent shape, looking like he had no fat on him in Maniac, and then this shit and probably a bunch of other fat to thin fluctuations I'm missing. Why the hell cannot maintain a consistent, healthy weight? Does he gorge half the food in LA every time he gets stoned with Seth Rogan or something?

He's dishonest.

nigga needs to be taking aerobics class

its a fucking asthma inhaler you dunce

More like jew jitsu.

Audible kek

When Jonah Hill goes camping, the bears have to hide their food.

It's not a sport.

please post the IG photo where he is crying because a 15 year old kid kicked his ass on BJJ

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I really like his style

>you're a fat man

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i get the smokes but why would the energy drink be counterproductive?

I think the fact he has so much free time is what I'm jealous of. Must be nice to be a rich jew (not really of course).

cuz you have a small willy like him that only gets hard when you poo poo hahahaha your pee pee only gets a lil bigger when poopey tme hahahahahaha cringe lol

About what?

she’s really fucking ugly. even for him

Emma Chamberlain?

cute, smart, actually likes you for you. you can only choose two.

he dresses like a toddler

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Nah, it's mace. He's scared

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Jonah is honing the killing technique his body is capable of to get back at that french bitch

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>Honing sitting on a woman's chest

>energy drink
>fat again
>inhaler
When will this stupid unfunny kike just fuck off already?

such a fucking poser. Obviously take your sweaty gi off if you have really been training. I love how he probably has some shitty high sugar high caffiene drink in his hand along with an inhaler.

Everthing he does.

At least Jonah tries, fucking Seth Rogen is way worse, all he does is sweat, smoke weed, and eat french fries

shut the fuck up, jonah

i had a pair of pajamas with the thunderkats logo too. nice.

bruh

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About as cringe as someone wearing a full soccer uniform or a soldier going full blown G.I. Douche in public.

FEET

What?

Because that shit isn't healthy and shouldn't be how you get through your workout

It looks like they mixed two peoples' bodies into one

What an oddly proportioned human. Fat ass upper body and twig legs

What? Some guys don't want to drag around a change of clothes when they go train, especially when they are just going straight home afterwards

> Hill is Jewish,[20][21][22] and had a Bar Mitzvah ceremony.[23][24][25][26]
Dropped

really? never got that impression. but i never been to any mcdojo or did any combat sports besides wrestling in high school. any kind of grappling and conditioning for it is hard as fuck but i guess it can be easy/laid back if you roll around @ 20% effort working on technique.

>his imaginary friend is not the same as my imaginary friend
DROPPED

BJJ is such a meme martial art

is that tattoo with the skull and the cowboy hat what i think it is? fucking cringe if it is.

hes gonna kick ornelias ass
>you fucking french cunt
*punches her in the face*
*she falls down*
>fucking whore piece of shit
stomps on her face
>you fucking think you're funny now bleeding all over the place? you feeling funny now you bitch?
*kicks her in the ribs one more time and walks away*

>Thinking it's religion and not genetics

It's actually both

Why?

JEWS
(CLAP EMOJI)
ARE NOT
(CLAP EMOJI)
WHITE
(CLAP EMOJI)

>ferengi girl
imao

shes cute , good for him

But I thought he quit

HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW ORNELLA

id heem his goofy ass

JONAH HILL PLAYING BOB IN THE LIVE ACTION TEKKEN NETFLIX SERIES ABOUT BOB!

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no its not you faggot. Its one of the most effective martial arts in the world

BJJ is effective while also not demanding a kot of strength and athleticism. You dont get injured like you do in striking arts as long as you tap.

What do you think it is? Just a traditional flash I think.

Is he holding an asthma pump?