This thread will hit the bump limit. I am assured of this

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we will never get anything like GK again, it was the perfect storm of source material, time period, cast and crew.

NO FUCKING CHARMS IN MY THREAD

WHAT ARE YOU, AN IDIOT? NEVER - EVER - LET CHARMS INTO THIS THREAD - AGAIN!

Nah, it won't.

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WE LOVE YOU FRUITY RUDY!

are charms any good?

Because he's a psycho, but at least he's THEIR psycho.

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you forgot to mention no forced diversity
yet Meesh is one of the most memorable characters, hmm

Aww, man, every motherfucker in this board is just waiting for posts of dubs, >tfw no gf, porn threads, kinos, kinos for this feel?, dirty-ass jerk-off letters from based Harv, except for Brad Colbert over here, who actually thinks that discussing kino is gonna come in before we step off. But no, all we get is this happy-day fucking sneedposts from Miss Cunt Lips' fourth grade class. Can you fucking believe this shit?

And you should be really, REALLY mad at them!

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>sleep...what kind of fucked-up war is this?

They’re basically jolly ranchers. The problem isn’t the taste, it’s that each piece is individually wrapped in cellophane and it’s a bitch to peel it off. And while you’re sitting there picking plastic off some candy... *BLAM BLAM* now a colonel has to hand your mom a folded flag and make up some bullshit about you dying heroically.

Most people in Yea Forums right now think of Yea Forums as a dangerous board. Now, if I were to post a whole thread, I might get saged. But to us, behind this (You) it's pretty safe. So to us, Yea Forums is a safe board. Right here, I feel pretty safe. Do you feel safe?

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Team Yankee could use a Generation Kill-style adaption. It's set in a historical, yet still relevant time period (late-1980s), features a /k/ino assortment of armored and infantry combat, and arguably has better character development than Generation Kill since major characters actually die (I understand that GK was bound by reality and all, but as a narrative, it lacked the intensity of similar books such as Black Hawk Down where life and death played center stage).

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Team_Yankee

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TEMPO TEMPO TEMPO

FOLLOW MY TRACERS

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The question here is, why the fuck am I standing here looking at a fucking thread that doesn't have my Marines rolling across it?...
Not only "no," Colonel. But, "fuck no," okay?
I don't give a rat's ass about the resistance on this board. Your mission is to punch through this thread, put Yea Forums north of it where our objectives are.
This is just a fucking shitpost; you have seven-thousand Marine riflemen who have been ready to go for the past twenty-four hours, and you're standing here with your foot in your dick.
No, check em!
Not your dick; MY DICK!

SLAY THAT DRAGON!

*later on becomes based secretary of defense*

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yeah, so based he left office before we even went to war with Iran
what a fucking pussy

because he didnt want a war with iran? mattis has been very clear that any major war would be such a disaster regardless thanks to costs and the loss of lives. He was in favor of stern and strong deterrents against people like iran or china but not in favor of actual conflict, he saw that as actual last resort. Mattis is the kind of general you get once every 40 years, he just never had his real time to shine.

>You will never become the Supreme Warfighter
>You will never be this badass
>You will never become this titan of counter-terrorism, this Cadillac of carnage, this Bastion of battle, this Castellan of company level organization

Why even live

I'm not saying we should, I'm saying we will, and he's missing out
who knew they were gonna start seizing oil tankers, that's fucked

fuck the military, bunch of welfare queens who demand they get muh respect for being a dumbass 17 year old who barely passed high school

If you lay with your cock against the ground when the tank goes by it feels fucking great.

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dont worry, if we ever did get into a real war with them, i am sure they would turn to mattis for advice/a position

>he just never had his real time to shine.
MUHREENZ ALL AROUN DIS WORLD WOULD GIVE DEY LEF' NUTZ TO BE WHERE YOU ARE!
ANYONE NOT WANT TO GO!?!

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WOO-WOO, DRESS BLUES WITH A SWORD!

I sure hope so, that guy is a psycho, but at least he's American

Dear user,
Thank you for your nice post, but I am actually a US Marine who was born to kill, whereas clearly you seem to have mistaken me for some sort of wine sipping, communist dick suck. And although peace probably appeals to tree hugging bisexuals like (You) and your parents, I happen to be a death-dealing, blood-crazed warrior who wakes up every day just hoping for the chance to dismember my enemies and defile their civilizations.
Peace sucks a hairy asshole, user.
War is the mother-fucking answer.

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>Cadillac of carnage
I like this.

>Rudy chants instead of saying "fire fire fire"

kek

I would like to remind you all for a minute that feds, pigs, and bootlickers all get the rope

what about people who just like to watch war stuff that don't glorify war?

Personally as a kinofag I never had an issue with portrayal of movies or tv shows that either glorify or condemn war , so you're mighty fine in my book

WE LOVE YOU FRUITY ROODAY

>Sir, that's an danger close mission.

Tempo Tempo Tempo

......danger close?

Did anyone happen to remember we're invading a fucking blue board?

Vote Republican

WE LOVE YOU, AMERICAN!

Hey Mods its past 5pm dont you think it's time to change out of your pajamas?

>How come the shitposter gets pink?

I didn't ask for this

PO-LICE THAT MOOSE-TACHE

SPAM! SPAM! SPAM!

>i am sure they would turn to mattis for advice/a position
No. Not retarded enough.

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new and improved

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what's the difference?

what does tempo mean

Burning dog

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what is bump limit

Because every Marine earned his place in that series, it wasn't given

THere is no way a recon marine officer would not know what "danger close" means no fucking way

FOLLOW MY DUBS!!!!

>every Marine earned his place
HOW MUCH LONGER ARE WE GOING TO BE TRAPPED HERE IN AMBUSH ALLEY?
MY MEN NEED TO KNOW!

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Panama 89
tons of pussy in Panama, what happened there?

youtube.com/watch?v=HxffwEseM9w

Yeah this is a great place for an ambush, Brad. Why the fuck are we stopped?

He wasn't a recon marine, he was an intelligence officer that was assigned to a marine platoon for Iraq
Trombley wasn't a recon marine either, he was folded in too

Reminder that One Bullet Away by Capt. Fick is a very worthwhile read

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GET THAT SHIT AWAY FROM HERE

Jarhead > Generation Kill > One Bullet Away

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YOU DOOMED THIS THREAD

>yfw there are men in the trees

>what happened there?
The other side of the equation was having the pussy deficit.
Imagine having to fuck Barbara Bush.

>men in the trees
>Status: Frosty

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not sure I think they wanted to test some new weapons.

CONTACT LEFT

Why was Paul Dano not cast ?

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because he's a movie actor and would seem out of place in an HBO miniseries

The Captain in charge of Alpha looked too much like Encino Man I get confused when they're in a scene together

That's why they gave him a scarf.

the good guy is shorter

OOO-RAH

WAIT A MINUTE this nigga carryin charms the ENTIRE TIME???

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GO YELLOWJACKETS
Was he really incompetent? I never read the books

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he probs picked some up for the PX when they got to Baghdad

Jarhead fucking sucked

Some faggot crying the entire time

THEY COULD BE COMING AT US FROM ALL SIDES!!!!

Yes. The invasion of iraq was such a cluster fuck because of Trombley and his god damned charms.

>Respectfully, sir? You fire an AK one more time? I'll fuck you up.

That's kinda the point. He wasn't a recon marine officer. But he managed to get into a position of authority through pure luck showcasing the complete fucking inadequacy of military organization.

I googled it but I never ever find anyone referencing that Godfather and Whopper Junior both said they were turned on by war implying that Godfather was basically Trombley in the past

Best speech in the series imo
Or
Not everyone gets to be raised in a whisky tango trailer home by a bow legged woman whose sole qualification for motherhood was a WOOOOMB that happened to catch he sperm of a passing truck driver

>you Americans killed a lot of sand

They might be referring to the line in the show where trombley says he gets a boner from the adrenaline rush of combat instead of shaking like the reporter

A couple of Ray's rants are great too

>the sand was very evil

>the sand was...very evil

youtu.be/uKwyl4r4v7A
>And on the seventh day, when god rested
>we overran his perimeter and we've been running the show ever since
For me it's reup time.

>I'LL TELL YOU WHO THE BIGGEST FUCKIN RETARD IS. IS THAT SADDAM HUSSEIN!

>Your dad's a truck driver?

>Resigned largely in part because Trump pulled out of saber-rattling
Which one is it? He's pro-conflict or anti-conflict?

M-meesh I just shit my panties
Tell the nice man that I’m gonna look really stupid and the other officers are gonna laugh at me unless he shows me some burned out tanks!

DEEPEST LORE

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>fuckin frathouse pussy

TEMPO

Encino Man is bald Reggie Fils-Aime
Alpha 1 Actual is house of cards man

ur missing 2 there

This is what I'm talking about, interrupting the enemy's decision making cycle.
It's against all doctrine, but as the general often reminds me, doctrine is the last refuge of the unimaginative.

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he did NOTHING wrong redditor

what the fuck was his problem?

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Godfather was a fucking retard
but then again, so was Mattis
I can't believe they took that bridge mission right out from under them

Yes

He just said that it was exciting, and took a dig at the reporter by implying that he found it exciting as well.

What is this actually from? Wasn't it some ghetto radio show like 40 years ago?

And make the classic Dano cut his hair off? That'd ruin the kino.

Semper Gumby!

turned out to be bullshit, because Reporter was just scared as shit the entire time

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>Don't run over that Ray

can someone explain to me why ray had a emotional breakdown during the football game?
it literally came out of nowhere and was out of character

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Like the other anons said he wasn't recon. The reason he and the other fobbits got to tag along was due to the Marines strategy during the invasion. They adopted a highly mobile, blitzkrieg style of attack that didn't allow them time to set up operational bases where these guys would've been stationed in the early stages of the offensive.

it didn't actually happen and the showrunners just put it in there for the bullshit "hurr durr marines break down after combat" even though they're all hard motherfuckers and don't
the real Ray Person said he was cool with it though

Basically he was tweaking on ripped fuel the whole time. When he was off of it he was finally able to start processing everything that had happened over the last few weeks, so he was all weird and quiet and it took everyone a long time to figure it out.

Yeah it was Rudy playing himself so he was fine with it I guess

>Rudy is actually frothing at the mouth and biting the air
RUDY YOU PTSD PSYCHO

Go to your quiet place and chant, motherfucker.

>There are men in the trees...

Weird post

I would hoard discarded charms out of spite of superstition, until my vehicle mates found out and beat the shit out of me

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Even pogues know better.

With all due respect reporter, I trust the bird.

>That's exactly why they're sending US!

>The stuck vehicle is...stuck...

>here's your tranny battle buddy, bro

WILL YOU PLEASE
BACK
THE FUCK
UP

>IT'S NOT GOING WELL!

Always post in a serpentine fashion, I was posting evasively.

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Praise Phil Yates for making World War 3 real.

>What the fuck was that, user?

Was the mustache contest actually a psyop or just more fucking with Encino Man?

It's just some dumb shit they do for morale boosting.

Encino Man made the "you don't have to shave tonight" shit up

>tfw your gf will never be airtighted by a bunch of niggers in motorpool.

Combat Jack is the worst episode.

sold batteries to the enemy

that's slander
Colbert would pay more of a premium anyway

that was the saddest part

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spics in a fuckin jig

Not quite my tempo

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Page 9?
BUNCHA ELVISES!

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This thread has until o'dark hundred to unfuck itself

yes. that story with him rocking the humvee out of that crater is real but they dont do it justice in the show. encino man is such a weird incompetent leader the person who takes his radio from him so he can do actualy work is just a random officer from a totally different branch of the military that has absolutely no authority over anything there. but he got encino man to do some of the only good he does in iraq. they point out i the book that encino man is actually a very kind person and wants to do good, just cant lead well.

atleast my mom took me to NASCAR

Tempo

TEmpo

T E M P O

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The violence of action is to our advantage

>moved from helpdesk to more programming work
>can no longer use "I am assured of this" when things get FUBAR due to helpdesk's terrible chain of command
Feels bad man.

>tfw no cum dragon gf

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underrated post

recon marine here. I don't know what "danger close" means, AMA

What's your policy on the wearing of the beanies?
When should they be worn?

juhlahpeno

>You should have rolled into battle with the memes brad, that would have fucking rocked

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comfy GK thread bros. Good Job

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the incel menace grows stronger

how can you fit a whole foot in a dick

Yes colonel sir.. what's an AOR?

ASSASSIN ACTUAL COME IN
THIS IS ICEMAN CHECKING IN FOR DUBS

Problem

The tactical situation of this thread is increasingly precarious

should i join the military Yea Forums? and what branch is most kino?

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THIS IS ASSASIN ACTUAL
COULD YOU TRY CHECKING YOUR DIGITS?
YOU'RE COMING IN WEAK AND UNREADABLE

Okay but who the fuck was Oscar Mike?

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this makes me wonder, is there some sort of military/marine forum that only deployed soldiers can post on? do they have a meme board?

Join the navy, become a nuke.

No, not unless you have literally nothing else going on in your life and want a free ride through college

>tfw you become an actor and play yourself
Is there a more based man on this planet?

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This is actually true.

Hey, buzzfeed reporter, if you ctrl click all the images when a cunny thread is made it feels fucking great.

He was the battalions blinker fluid inspector, owner of the grid coordinate boxes, and personally supplied every humvee with 1D-I0T oil. He was basically the unsung hero of the show, nothing would have been possible without him.

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*Team leader of the year, Rudy Reyes*

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>What's your point.

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If you’re joining during peacetime, Air Force. You can make a career out of it, or at least it won’t make you as fuck all miserable as the others.
But it’s not worth joining at the moment.

Closed Facebook groups.

Isn't he crazy now irl?

Not that I’m aware of. He’s a fitness instructor, does martial arts, and gives motivational speeches. Also writes/acts. According to his website/Wikipedia.
There’s also a part talking about his second tour in Iraq in 05. Those were the real bad times.