First I wanna start off by saying that I
Understand Yea Forums isn't the board it used to be,
Contrarians, redditors spamming the word
Kino to try and fit in, blatant shilling and so on.
Just yesterday we had 9 e-celeb threads,
And frankly It's just all so tiresome,
Not only because It's vapid,
Not only because It's unoriginal,
It seems organic humor's been sucked out of
Everything we do, even something as
Simple as shitposting.
Have sex.
Sneed
formerly incel
I hope you feel better now.
hardly ever see the top middle and bottom right
what even are those?
Quads and I get a hot girlfriend within a month.
You're unironically right.
It's just the same shit day in day out, retarded sneed spammers and people shouting how much they hate niggers.
Shitposting is an artform.
So is baking new memes.
Be patient grasshopper.
uh-oh, I think someone needs a quick rundown
7 and you dont
>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with an iron BUT FAIR fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>These are the Bogdanoff twins
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>are in possession of over 100 unpublished Shakespeare plays
>proved the existence of God using only Fermat's Last Theorem and the heat diffusion equation
>wrote the plot to Vektor's Terminal Redux to warn people of events that will take place thousands of years in the future
>regulate the flow of timelines so that our consciousnesses pass along the best one
>have built over a thousand nuclear power plants on the moon
>can undo radioactive decay
>control the speed of light
>possess one small (approximately 4 oz.) cup of antibiotic yogurt
>communicate with reptiles and fungi using extra-dimensional wavelengths
>The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe
>The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
Good luck, fren!
Think about it logically
based
thread full of retards
All zoomer Yea Forums memes
blessed thread
Timing poster, you are a true bastard.
I hope your hot girlfriend gives you many ugly fat children.
But those are 8 people, not 6.
Holy shit uh 5 and I also get one
You can thank /pol/ for opening the floodgates.
>this will never be you
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GODS BLESS THIS MAN
Cant miss any opportunities now
Congrats, can't say I'm not jelly