>Keepy secret, keepy safe
Why did they make Gandalf so childish?
Keepy secret, keepy safe
Joshua Williams
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Jack Hughes
>NASTY FAT HOBBIT
now that was uncalled for
Jaxon Johnson
>FOOL OF A TOOK
>THROW YOURSELF IN NEXT TIME AND RID US OF YOUR STUPIDITY
Austin Adams
Fuck off. The bridge to khazad dum eternalized Gandalf
Adam Howard
Was Gandalf the original "kys" poster?
Brody Sullivan
>You must leave, and leave quickly. Get out of the Shire. Make for the village of Bree.
>Bree? What about you?
>I will be waiting for you at the Inn of the Prancing Fairy. It's a gay bar, so mind your bottoms.
Joseph Cook
Yeah, no, the fellowship of the ring could not have destroyed the ring in an afternoon, you herbs. Gandalf calls in the Eagles, the Eagles agree to carry Frodo (or whoever, it doesn't affect the outcome) and not even midway through the flight, the ring begins to take hold of the minds of the Eagles. Remember Boromir? How he snapped and tried to kill Frodo to get the ring? Yeah........those eagles would have dropped the ring bearer from their backs at a massive height, then recovered the ring from the bloody pulp on the ground and delivered the ring to Sauron. Good thinking noobs, hand the greatest enemy his one desire.
Aiden Moore
>and be warned, they come in pints, so only buy halves.
Jack Rodriguez
Imagine fucking up so bad that a literal divine immortal being tells you to commit suicide
Adrian Ortiz
Angel Scott
Currently best thread on Yea Forums.
Lincoln Powell
Is this a new one
Easton Fisher
>you'll never eat another Denny's LOTR meal again
it's not fair
Josiah Cooper
Hobbits are very child like themselves, so he had to talk down to their level.
Leo Cruz
Available now
Gavin Sanchez
I don't know half of you half as well I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
John Walker
>can’t properly take care of his family or town
>CAN make white girl coffees and milkshakes
What’s wrong with Bard
Joshua Watson
Josiah Walker
At least we'll have the movies to remember them by
youtube.com
Sebastian Collins
did he just insult everyone?
Thomas Rivera
He was saying that he wished he got to know them a little better. It was sort of a jab at his own aloofness. The thing is, none of the other hobbits could figure out what the fuck he was saying.
Anthony Roberts
>I want to see mountains again, Gandalf, mountains! And then find somewhere quiet where I can finish my book.
>You're still reading that? It's been fifty years, Bilbo.
Camden Wilson
>I don't know half of you half as well I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
He wished he knew half of them better, and he likes less than half of them less than they deserve.
Basically he's apologizing for being a recluse weirdo
Matthew Flores
I don't like half of you half as well as I should like, and I know less than half of you half as well as I should like.
Jackson Peterson
>Frodo: I can't see anything. No, wait, there's some kind of writing on it. I think it's Elvish.
>Gandalf: Cringe.
the millennial edition is a little baffling & unneeded
Ethan Rodriguez
>just look at them milord - all dead within just 100 years
Cameron Parker
Elves are basically gone by the 4th age, they can’t boast
Camden Hill
>goo goo ga ga change my diaper frolo
Trucking hell what a shit movie.
Matthew Collins
There is a text with Finrod complaining about that, that humans are bro but they stay such a short time, and everytime you meet them they are basically a different person
Joseph Gonzalez
what was his problem?
Christopher Kelly
>You'll have to leave the name Baggins behind you. I've fashioned a clever alias for you, Brodo Faggins.
Cameron Richardson
It was a different time
Jordan Diaz
Boil em mash stick em in a stew!
Benjamin Wilson
Sauron would have shot them down as soon as they got anywhere near Mordor.
Alexander Perry
Couldn't the eagles fly high enough to be out of range, they have no problem flying up to mountain tops
Julian Sanders
Just look at those fucking smug assholes. No wonder everybody hated them.
Eli Sullivan
>tfw we got men to do the dirty work again, with minimal expenditure of elves
Christian Walker
THE MUSHROOMS
Daniel Brown
>Nice crispy weed
>We saved some for you Mr. Frodo