We need Tom Hardy but cheaper!

>We need Tom Hardy but cheaper!

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He's a great actor though.

Upgrade was a good movie, and he was good in it.

being cheaper than Tom Hardy doesn't preclude that

imagine being so pleb youve never watched quarry

>we need Tom Hardy but taller

>Don't be stupid, we can't afford Jennifer Lawrence
>What if I told you...we could?

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Be.very.careful.now...
mhmmm

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>we need Tom Hardy but with better hair

>We can't afford an actor. Any actor. Not even one of them.
>Sir, someone just turned up.

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>We need the Olsen twins, but like, combined and more powerful.

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HAIR?

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Mr. Barber, I'm CIA

>we need terry crews but more talented and willing to work for whatever's in my wallet
>he's already on set

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Fade?

SHAVE?

WE NEED SCHWARZENIGGER BUT CHEAPER!

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MANE?

>We need the Rock, but actually playing a character

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Franke!

youtube.com/watch?v=cc0UmGNMmVg

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You've got a big head

There it is

Dr Pavel, I'm ICY

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>We need OP but cheaper

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fucking hell

He is literally just a worse version of The Rock though.

>We need Logan Marshall-Green but better!

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Me and my friend would like haircuts please, undercuts

Wrong.

Why do you have this pic saved?

>We need the Rock but for kino

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>They're releasing an adaptation of Cats this December and we need to beat them to the punch in the singing cat movie market.

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Cena is way better than Rock, he actually plays different roles instead of just "The Rock but with a different beige shirt"

For two?

>Emilia Clarke is too expensive for us

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No, hey expect one of you with a manbun, brother.

First one to pay gets to stay in my chair.

And also taller, with bigger breasts.

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>we need Tom Hardy

>We need Zoe Saldana but cheaper

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Actually Holly Earl

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>We need Anton Yelchin but alive

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>and we only aim to hit 1 billion dollars, not 2

Ehhhh???

>literally Clarke

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>No, you fool, that's Cosima, I wanted the actress that played Helena!

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Isn't she a vastly more acclaimed actress than Emilia Clarke? And in more successful films?

FJ would never have pulled off Lou

We need Chris Pratt if Seth Rogen had been forced up his ass and wore him like a suit!

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Based and MBYpilled

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>We need ezra but cheaper!

what?

That looks like a Cate Blanchett/JLaw creature.

Yes and has way nicer tits

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>and with a better rack

>and has way nicer tits
Doubt.

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how are they not brothers? I legit thought this was Hardy until I read the greentext

Wait, that's not Tom Hardy? What the fuck.

I've seen both.
Felicity wins.

>We need John Leguizamo, but he's getting too old.

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And better

Is he a big guy?

"Marshall Green" is Hardy's old alias, he uses it for more experimental roles

We need Tom Hardy for a film featuring a man bonded to another conscious being that speaks to him in his mind and controls his actions and fighting, and is of uncertain morality!
But we have no budget!

>We offered him the role, boss
>And?
>....he said yes!

For me its Emilia's

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>We need Kiernan Shipka, but she's getting too old.

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something foul going on with that nose

Bigger + perkier = Go Jones

>We need someone to play young McKenna Grace, who is playing young Kiernan Shipka!

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Cute, but she doesn't really look like them and she's older than Kenna.

Matter of opinion really, both are top tier waifus

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kek

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It's true

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she looks a lot like Shipka

kek

damn those are big, she was packing those?

Glad to see him in Bumblebee

yeah she wins

Clarke isn't even in the top ten of tits on her show that was nothing but tits

>melly
>bad pussy
>ros
who else, she's in the top 10 for sure

higher res please

the darkie that got executed which made the basedboy audience cry
that actress who gets her top pulled off on stage then we see her changing backstage
that whore getting fondled in the barracks by bronn or some other mercenary
that other whore getting fondled by the cocky dothraki leader that gets killed iirc
arya
all i can think of right now

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>arya
also those are in total 7, emilia has nice milkies

if you wouldn't give are maisie a go you're a certified homosexual

I don't get it, you just posted a picture of Tom Hardy.

Bag on head?
Yeah i would but it's easier you to ask who i wouldn't, i already fucked way worse when i was on the navy

The fuck? That doesn't look shit like Jennifer Lawrence, which is fine because she looks way better and JL is a cunt.

>Bad Pussy
>Mel
>Missandei
>Ros
>Yunkai whore
>Braavos whore
>Fake Sansa
>Doreah
>The Waif
>Ygritte
>Myranda
>Arya

>ygritte
>good tits
literally a skeleton, also waif didn't showed her tits on got

???

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That's why I put it in spoilers. But they are for sure way better than Clarke's

>we need the rock but the target market for the movie has a (merited) fear of minorities

>we need Henry cavill but out of the closet

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He was alright and It was a good premise but it has a shitty script and the motion tracking gimmick got old real fast.

Ygritte had good tits for sure. Her being skinny in GOT doesn't change that.

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The real drama is that the only woman clarke moggs as far as tits go (smirkfu) brutally moggs her back in every other category

Truth is opinions are like anuses, everyone has each own.

arya? the kids don't get nude

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Nailed it

>waif didn't showed her tits on got
so somehow you don't know what they look like?

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DELEEED DIS
I really liked white collar

>We've no money for Christina Ricci!

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Quarry was great sad they cancelled it

>We need Kiernan Shipka, but cheaper

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But she looks cute.

Maybe it's just me but those are fantastic

GOOD

DAY

based

and fatter

Jake, in this role, we want you to act like your father.

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kek

>We need Olivia Thirlby, but mexican!

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We need Eva Green but she's gotta be Dutch

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>we need Javier Bardem but legal

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based

>We need someone for minorities, but doesnt target any one specifically
>He's already on set senpai

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This. One of the most underrated shows of all time. Pure violence

>what do you mean we can't afford Susan Sarandon?
>it's ok, I've got just the thing

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Kiernan has an older sister?

>Emily Blunt? Out of our price range

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Stonking great tits

every once in a while, even if you're having an hard time getting it up, you just stumble apon a pair that makes you diamonds

She looks way better than Lawrence. The only reason Lawrence has relevance in Hollywood is because she took Jewish dick. Specifically Weinstein, but probably also many others.

those are too big

na, perfect size

Now Sow his body into a bear carcass!

Would be top 3 in GOT had she gotten them out

that's not tom hardy?

*fuses*

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GAY

Emilicity Jonarke

I literally thought he was Tom Hardy when I watched Upgrade last year. I was a bit confused when I looked up the movie on Wikipedia later.

Being too big means Emilia's are better

Yeah, RIP

Her tits are fucking awesome

underrated

>we need a Poortorican Brad Pitt

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they do look remarkably similar past a certain age

Who

>those are too big
Met her once. She's really tiny and they're actually perfect size

Was she topless?

Tragically she was not. And that's why it was a good day but not a great day

>we need a hot jewish actress for our holocaust film
>say no more.

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Are they heavy?

how do you know?

How was it knowing what her tits looked like her her clothes?

>we need an actress but can't afford to do wardrobe for them

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Twist: She wasn't dressed like a nun

You could tell me the rock was almost any nationality and i'd probably believe you

well what was she dressed as?

Find a flaw with those tits. You can't.

Yeah, right nobody has ever wanted the Olsen twins since they were jailbait.

>I don't know where the fuck he came from sir but he says he wont leave until we give him an acting credit

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A pint sized smoggy with surprisingly cracking tits

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and good feet

I think he meant having seen her naked elsewhere

>we can only afford an actress or a ladder for the storage room
>I know just the girl....

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that can be a bad thing

And more attractive

My mistake. In that case, pretty good

more like Elizabeth Double Decker

Upgrade is 9.8/10

With Tom Hardy it would have been 10/10

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She is cute as fuck

KEK

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they don't look good

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Okay she looks more like her there, but sexier.

I didn't even know these two actors were two different people until recently. I unironically like that guy more than Tom Hardy too. Which is saying a lot because I have a hardy for Tom Hardy.

offtopic, but the Rocks head sort reminds me of a T-34 tank turret, because it has sloped sides

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u wot

Here fren

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Basedista

>She

You cannot be for real

is it not?

Of course its a girl you niggers

if it passes, it counts
end of story

does anybody even need olivia thirlby these days? her career is dead as fuck.

>girl

wait is that a dude?

fuck u

>We need some very hairy babies on Craggy Island

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based gay white men

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>the p-pool water was cold!

smooth

I legit thought that was him the entirety of upgrade.

>We need an atheist stoner

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that's a jew

>We need a boner

kek

then they're expensive, put them back