A Chinaman goes to see the eye doctor

>A Chinaman goes to see the eye doctor.
>After the exam, the doctor says "I know why you're having trouble."
>Chinaman says "Why?"
>Doctor says "You have a cataract."
>The Chinaman says "No, I have a Rincorn Continentar"
What did he mean by this?

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Does anyone else cringe at racist jokes unless it's direct at niggers, spics, or kikes ?

CHRIS: then the girl calls him onii-chan. that means he's her brother, right?

PAULIE: the girl's bangin her brother?
SILVIO: naww
TONY: who's bangin her brother
PAULIE: girl in chrissy's comic book
SILVIO: it's a manga, and he ain't her brother. it's a honorific

TONY: lemme look at that
SILVIO: wrong way, tone. ya read it back to front, right to left
TONY: right to left, up is down, this broad's bangin her brother *chuckles* the fuck is wrong with japan

PAULIE: *points with cig* whys the guy's nose bleedin
SILVIO: *shrugs* artistic shorthand. means he's pitchin a tent
ALL: OHHHHHH

TONY: you got more of these chrissy
CHRIS: i got one where a girl's head gets cut off. girl grows a new head, head grows a new girl
TONY: what the fuck
CHRIS: hand on the fuckin bible tone
PAULIE: ehhhh. that's unhealthy
SILVIO: it's tomie

FURIO: in italy we do not read these things

CARMELA: what is that
TONY: crazy comic book. from Japan
CARM: ugh. looks like the smut ya son watches on that laptop computer
TONY: ohh, he's MY son when he's watchin hentai?

No, I laugh at them all, I ain't a faggot

Oh, one of those threads again? Ok, let me begin...
>UP IN DA CLUB
>GABAGOOL? OVAH HERE
>QUASIMODO PREDICTED ALL THIS
>ONE SHE WAS HOAH TWO SHE HIT ME
>DID HE KILL THE HOARSE?

>What'd I tell ya, hold on to your cock when you negotiate with these desert people

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kek

BASED

why did he call jews desert people?

because they are some the desert you fucking mongoloid

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>t. slant eye chink

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kek

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Because the asian ones were mostly written by jews.

Based

top zozzle

It was meant to demonstrate that Junior had a very low intellect, because he found bad racist jokes funny.

Kino

Who is this? Some new star wars character?

>What is it my fault you're twice as likely to be robbed by a black?

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>it's a very difficult situ-A-shun
What did Tony mean by this?

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a woman at the wrong place at the wrong time
obviously the autists of this board immediately force her in to a meme

Its so funny how racist and smug they all are about blacks despite the fact they’re the ones facilitating and profiteering off a lot of the black crime

>You hear the one about the Chinese godfather? He made them an offer they didn’t understand

I wish there were more

Please write more

its an old pasta

Amazing. Thanks, user

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But I want more

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Watch it, Batman

i'd write one but idk if i could make it any good.

>they are some the desert

I begun writing one about everyone watching an episode of DBZ but the little banter between them is surprisingly hard to sound organic

top lel, gonna post this on r/4channel later

>Does anyone else cringe at racist jokes unless it's direct at niggers, spics, or kikes ?

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>Does anywon else clinge at lacist jokes aanless it's dilect at niggals, spics, or kikes