I check

I check

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is this the gtavo casino update?

Muth Daemun

./mattd

BREEEEEEE
BREEEEEEEEEE

>check when i have a decent hand
>fold when i have a shit hand
there, I'm now undefeatable at poker

Imagine caring about a luck game

might as well try to be master rock, paper, scissors player

No good. You look down, they know you're lying.
And up, they know you don't know the truth.
Don't use seven words if four will do.
Don't shift your weight.
Look always at your mark, but don't stare.
Be specific, but not memorable.
Be funny, but don't make him laugh.
He's got to like you,
and then forget you the moment you've left his sight.
And, for God's sake,
whatever you do, don't under any circumstance--

I chuck

More like check these dubs faggot

RPS can be mastered by understanding human psychology, just like poker

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laf how does he even get to see the flop

Dont do what ?

Like a fox

>what are blinds

i dubs

how do you like these apples?

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pretend i don't know. what even are blinds? i know but just humor me anyway.

>people who've never seriously played making shitty posts

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look it up I aint your Wikipedia nigga

Based checkposter

that makes no sense.

This strategy is void once you add other players to the table dumbass.

RPS can only be mastered when you surpass yourself

And the moment the other players notice this pattern (so after a few rounds or so) you'll be shit out of luck, since they'll know to fold the moment you check or raise