El Dorado

blame the filmmakers for making such a sexy character

Instead they talk about a 4/10 waifu

Would they include the blowjob scene?

Okay.

ok

>4/10
ok homo

who?

Brie Larson

moner

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i dont remember shit about the film, i watched it like 15 years ago

any other kinos about colonization?

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Matt Damon

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What has she been in?

my dreams

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post chel porn and gifs, not whatever gay shit you;re posting now

Aguirre is pretty good.
More of a tragedy film though.

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BUT Rotten ToNuMaletoes said this movie was bad!!!

Moner but the two male leads have to be significantly older than her

This

Cabeza de Vaca

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what is this from?

I can think of a couple people that would want the roles

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That's pretty perfect casting but she needs to eat some cheeseburgers to get those nice hips
Whoa now before you say anything hear me out;
I'm not saying that she needs to get fat or even that she doesn't have a nice body now;
but Chel has a little more meat on her bones and Moner is closer to a sticc, she just needs to get a little more thicc
Also I'm not a fan of Chel's haircut, though I think that may have been the Mayan style at the time

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moners hips are fine for live action, chel has completely unrealistic proportions

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no I'm pretty sure if she gains a little weight she'll be perfect.
They have nutritionists and personal trainers that know just how to get the right amount of thiccness

She's already getting thiccer, the really skinny pics are from when she was 14

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>chel has completely unrealistic proportions
I'm pretty sure I've seen women with those proportions IRL
Latina women in their prime tend to have nice big birthing hips

>Will we get a live-action remake?
NO
I'm tired of live action remakes of charming animated classics that don't add anything better

who could be behind these posts

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a skinny white woman

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Unrealistic for the average white girl.

Moner boners need to step aside. Here's the girl you REALLY want, user: Mat.i
I can't post any of her images, because mods don't like it. Just search her.

Disgusting

Yalitza aparicio . Moner is a mestiza not a full blooded native so it will never happen

>Yalitza Aparicio
eww no

Rose Monroe

mati is already getting fat, plus she was pretending to be underage so she could better sell lewd snapchats
>afraid of mods
pussy

probably by a sassy pic related

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chel looks nothing like an actual full blooded native anyway

>mati is already getting fat
Where are the new pictures? Her instagram is down, and her twitter is nothing but retweets as far as the eye can see.

>she was pretending to be underage
And what makes you think she was merely pretending?

>chel has completely unrealistic proportions
ethnicity of this poster: white

Moner has nothing on this broad

instagram.com/p/B0ReekAl2Cz/?igshid=1ukk3g33w0bps

Skinny Moner is prime Moner

>Where are the new pictures?
she was getting fat in the old pictures
>And what makes you think she was merely pretending?
because it was how she stood out. plus she was still larping as underage as of this year. She was clearly in high school when it started, but that was years ago.

This girl is a slight downgrade to moner in every respect. She's the unremarkable version of Moner.

get her a good tan and it would be perfect

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Horrible makeup choice, and that face won't age well.
Decent body, but that's just a byproduct of her being like 17

>chel has completely unrealistic proportions
Pretty standard for Latinas, before they hit the wall of course

ayyy fucking lmao

not at all curvy plus she already hit the wall
she isn't even hispanic

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>she was getting fat in the old pictures
Wrong.

She started out when she was like 14 or 15. She ramped up the lewdness when she was 16. And she just turned 17 a few months ago, because I remember her posting an instagram story regarding her birthday. She's ALMOST 18, but not quite there yet.

>better than Moner
>maroon lipstick
>horrible makeup
>annoying voice

eww

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>Wrong.
nah, she was fat here. with her body i seriously doubt she will be able to maintain
>She started out when she was like 14 or 15
keep telling yourself that

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You call that fat? That's just what curvy girls look like when they sit. She posted images before and after that video where she has a flat stomach. You're blind and dumb.

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>You call that fat?
She has a gut in that video, so yes
>She posted images before and after that video where she has a flat stomach.
Not really, there were a few where she had a noticeable gut and/or fat rolls. The tazer video and carousel video it was noticeable.
Her tits are a ridiculous size so it is understandable, but don't try to pretend she is in shape

not even close to thicc enough

She can pull it off

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I'm not saying her body is tight. But she is curvy with a flat stomach. I don't remember the taser video. But the carousel is another sitting position. And sitting positions are known for creating bulges at the stomach. Even for people who are in shape. Sitting with a flat stomach is only accomplished by a combination of low body fat percentage, and good posture. But Mat.i is at a curvy body fat percentage, so she can't escape the sitting bulge.

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She shuffles back and forth between visible pudge and flat stomach, and with her body type it was clearly never going to last.

>She shuffles back and forth between visible pudge and flat stomach
She's not. You're comparing various poses. One picture she's standing, and her stomach looks flat. Next picture, and she's sitting, so her stomach bulges. Next picture she's sitting straighter, so her stomach bulges less. Next picture she's standing but hunched, so her stomach bulges slightly. Next image she's standing again, so no bulge.

>She's not
She does. Stop being so defensive over some literal whore that lies about her age.

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>tazer video
source?

Oh, I see. You're a mad moner boner, protective over your girl's position. No, don't deny it. Your filenames say it all. You personally edit moner videos for your collection. I insulted her by saying another girl is better for the role. And now you're acting all catty like, "She's fat! She's fat! She's fat!"

her old instagram, or the dropbox dump
She has a visible gut in the burger video. You just come across as delusional for denying it

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can you describe the tazer video a bit more? I may have already seen it

no

John Boyega or Leslie Jones

I didn't deny that her stomach is bulging in the video. I only stated that it's normal for people's stomach to bulge when they sit, especially curvy girls. This is basic human anatomy, user.

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>dropbox dump

please user i need it

It wasn't a small bulge, she has a full on gut in the burger video. It's a natural result for a woman with that much fat elsewhere on her body

No, it's not a gut.

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god dammit user, I've seen the dropbox and nearly everything but tazer rings no bells, what are you talking about

It was a gut.

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aaah, thanks

>She'll never know of your existence or become your gf
I just want a Moner gf

>Dropbox dump
Please user, you can’t namedrop something like that and not give a sauce.

don't have any links on hand, google it and it'll come up, there's some forum where you have to make an account

what is in this "dropbox dump"?

what a shitty thread jesus christ, fuck moner

Some disgusting nigger bitch like always.

>she isn't even hispanic
americans, americans never change.

why must they ruin everything?

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>Harvey Weinstein will never produce an El Dorado live action remake starring Moner
>He will never have one of his people approach you with a business offer.
>You will never be taken to one of the countless underground bunkers the Jewish reptilian overlords have constructed in preparation for the coming End War.
>You will never be taken to a chamber within the aforementioned alien zionist facility that houses Isabela Moner tied to a table
>Weinstein will never instruct you to force feed her cookie dough milkshakes until she's thick enough to play Chel in his magnum opus
>She well never beg you to stop between tears and gasps as the milky white cream runs from her quivering lips, down her heaving breasts, and over her rapidly expanding middle before pooling at her feet
>A 9 foot tall lizard from the Trappist star system will never come in and readjust the chair to accommodate the fattening of her ass and thighs
>You will never be escorted into a private showing of the finished film where she jiggles around in tribal dress for 2 hours as you admire your handiwork
>You will never be escorted out after the film and executed by the interstellar lizard kikes
>You will never be buried in a shallow grave outside of Dulce New Mexico.

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>ig shut down
Yikes

perfect

Both of her parents are from spain

>t.oasty

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based

First celebrity that comes to mind when I see Chel is Nicki Minaj. Too bad she's in her mid 30s and can't fucking act. Maybe in an alternate universe.

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She's Cuban, you do know that right? Hispanic means spanish speaking. Spaniards are hispanics.

>ay papi I can't find my clothes

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>Hispanic means spanish speaking
No, it doesn't. Most definitions of hispanic include at least a tangential relation to ethnicity
>Spaniards are hispanics.
No, they aren't
>She's Cuban, you do know that right?
Born to two Spanish immigrants, you do know that right?

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for me the movie was unironically up there with Lion King and Toy Story as a kid
kino
youtube.com/watch?v=cfCNpHE_byk

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but there is actual porn of it on pornhub

What definition are you going by?
>The U.S. Census Bureau defines the ethnonym Hispanic or Latino to refer to "a person of Cuban, Mexican, Puerto Rican, South or Central American, or other Spanish culture or origin regardless of race"
That clearly includes spaniards. You'd be hard pressed to find a definition that doesn't include spaniards.

>What definition are you going by?
The common one, where people are referring to any latin american with some actual mixture of native and euro ancestry.
>That clearly includes spaniards
That definition literally has nothing to do with race. Once you remove race from the determination at all, why are you even using the term to describe someone's appearance?
Not to mention the fact that according to the U.S. Census, North Africans and arabs are white. Just as with this case, no one actually uses those definitions and they are meaningless to any average person.

I would kill hundreds of South Americans to meet Moner

>I would kill hundreds of South Americans
same

it doesn't matter. there is no difference between spaniards and hispanics. may as well call all of them latinos

>it doesn't matter
It does. When you remove ethnicity from the qualification for hispanic then the term becomes meaningless. Retarded government definitions aside, absolutely no one uses "hispanic" to refer to anyone of latin "culture" but of any ethnicity.
>there is no difference between spaniards and hispanics
One is from Spain and doesn't have any indio blood, the other is from the Americas and is assumed to have some amount of indio lineage