SAW 9 Confirmed for May 15, 2020

>stars samuel jackson and chris rock
>is about a new killer unrelated to jigsaw
>working title was "the organ donor"
>supposed to be of quality no one would expect of the saw series
>lionsgate are so confident they think this can compete with black widow & fast and furious 9
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nigsaw

For what purpose?

"Iron Butterfly" trap.

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Are they going to try and shoe in a retarded story line or will they realize that the audience for these movies is people who want gore and torture porn?

>if Peele can make a horror movie then so can Chris Rock
Hollywood is retarded

>the final chapter
>isn't actually

>SAW movie in May
Yup it's dead on arrival

Supposedly after they made 8 they had no idea what the fuck to do next and were panicking. They were close to shelving the entire series before begrudgingly settling on a prequel with a Tobin Bell (Jigsaw) centric film until Chris Rock came to Lionsgate to pitch a horror movie. Lionsgate retooled Chis Rock's pitch into a Saw reboot, but supposedly the script for this reboot is very good and although filming is almost halfway done, Lionsgate and impressed with the dailies they're getting so far.

I have actually never seen any of the Saw movies.
Are they good?

>saw reboot
>is about a new killer unrelated to jigsaw
>MUHH MOTHERFUCKER
>african american actors being forced into an old established cult franchise.
cringe if true.

No. They are, however, an amusing clusterfuck. I highly recommend them.

First one is a good horror flick, the rest get progressively worse but still better than most horror for the entertainment aspect.

First two are pretty good for what they are, fun horror movies

I will watch every saw movie ever released until the day I die

>best case scenario
>it's kino but like a lot of franchises it's going the diversity route with casting
>worse case scenario
>it's cringe, hamfisted SJW bullshit sullying one of the few recent horror juggernauts

I and II are good. Rest are shit. Don't let the deluded fans tell you VI is secretly an amazing piece of cinema buried within an endless string of horror movie sequels. I'm a fan of this series, but I'm not deluded like them. VI is just as shit as the other sequels but the fanbase likes to suck the director of VI's dick because he interacted with the fanbase on message boards.

With that said the sequels are amusing if you bother to follow the story. Not that it's high art but it's funny how they legit try to keep expanding on the mythology of the series and have it snowball into a convoluted clusterfuck. It's dedication to continuity is hilarious but also endearing. V, VI and VII have no story whatsoever, but they expand on the lore. Lore does not equal story, but this fanbase is autistic as fuck, the low IQ subhumans will squeal with autistic glee when a background character of IV appears for five seconds (with no dialogue) in the background of a flashback in VII just because I RECOGNIZE THAT CHARACTER, I SAW HIM AND I CLAPPED, I KNOW WHAT THAT IS. If you thought that Red Letter Media criticism was exclusive to the Star Wars fanbase, guess again. I assure you it's FAR WORSE with this autistic low IQ Saw fanbase. Many of them are already frothing at the mouth with seething rage because this reboot is daring to step away from the dead end unsalvageable story of the original series.
>b-b-b-b-but detective fisk! he's still alive! bring him back! he's totally a memorable character and wasn't a glorified background extra used to deliver exposition, having about three lines of dialogue out of the two movies he was in!

>wake up white boi. i got a real game for yo cracka ass. *sucks teeth* i know you voted for that cheeto dusted nigga in da white house. *smacks lips* now ya gonna feel some real pain.

Just watch the first one and forget any other exist.

ITT: plebs

Saw is kino. The story threads are more complex yet interesting than any other movie series

They're honestly fun to watch but for the wrong reasons. The story is so dumb and convoluted that you keep watching to see how they're going to fit it all together.

I'm actually disappointed that Saw 9 isn't going to try integrating the plot into the existing Saw canon. (Though I'm 100% sure the twist will be that it is actually Jigsaw)

The first is good, the rest are entertaining because of how many surprise twists they cram into every sequel in an attempt to bring back characters and tie together an increasingly convoluted story.

Get some friends together with some drinks and watch as many as you can in a row, they're fun

A Tobin Bell centric film would’ve been great

Instead of an intereting tobin bell flick we're forced to ingest more sub standard torture porn because of NIGGERS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm excited with all the colored people this movie will involve I'll have no way of knowing who will die first!