So it's TRUE then

So it's TRUE then.

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"No!"

What was the actual point of this character?

Yes. Merula is indeed best girl.

Token Nazi.

Did Hermione fuck dogs?

No, she fucked house elfs

Why didn't you ask her out user?

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Aye, you are the weakest twink of a "villain" to ever grace the silver screen - but can you expect anything more of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody - just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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kino post

I did, but we cant expect the reddit plebs and tumblr hordes to have such elivated taste.
Not to mention they literally shake when a scarred little girl is bullying them as a form of self protection.

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>Aye, you are the weakest twink of a "villain" to ever grace the silver screen - but can you expect anything more of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises?
10/10, solid transition

Yup! Zach did rape his underage stepsister!

Voldemort was the de facto Hitler. Malfoy was just a stereotypical prick who gets built up as Harry’s arch-rival early on, but just slowly gets phased out of the story without any sort of meaning.

>Clifford for President
>"No!"
>the entire last paragraph
kino of the highest order every time

Most definitely

>You've come to Hogwarts Harry Potter and the Philosoper's Stone is here too.

Deh!

>atlas shrugged is god tier

Kek

>could’ve created a complex dynamic where Harry and Draco are friends and are forced to fight against each other in the magic war
>instead we get an evil caricature

Thank you.

PANCAKES!!!

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Dehest dehs deh dehe dehy deh dehie dehs. Deh deh dehing deh deh dehard deh deh dehs deh Dehwarts Dehdemy deh dehey deh dehed dehs deh deh indehable deh deh dehs. Deh deh deh dehy dehery, deh dehs’ deh dehency deh deh dehs deh deh dehment deh indehive deh deh dehial dehs, deh deh deh dehic undehical, deh deh dehtion deh indeh.

Dehs deh deh deh deh deh Dehling dehed deh deh deh Dehlberg dehing deh dehs; deh deh deh deh dehs deh deher deh dehen deh deh deh deh deh deh deht dehthing deh dehbody, deh dehusly dehable deh-dehtion deh deh dehs. Deh Dehry Dehher dehs deh deh anti-Dehtian (deh deh), deh deh’s dehly deh anti-Dehes Dehnd dehs deh dehs deh deh deh, dehty deh dehment. Deh deh dehs deh deh deh deh. Deh, dehfully, deh deh deher deh deh.

>d-deh dehst deh dehs deh deh dehough d-deh
"Deh!"
Deh dehing deh dehful; deh deh deh dehble. Deh deh deh, Deh dehed deh dehry deh deh deher deh deh deh deh, deh dehor deh dehtead deh deh deher "dehed deh dehs."

Deh deh dehing deh deh deh deh deh deh dehry deh deh deh deh dehed. Deh dehed deh deh Deh deh dehed deh deh dehal deh dehs. Deh deh dehlous. Dehling's deh dehs deh dehed deh dehes deh deh dehs deh deh deh deh deh deh deh dehing. Deh Deh deh deh dehish, dehing deh deh Dehry Dehher deh deh deh Dehphen Dehng. Deh deh dehthing deh deh dehect deh, "Deh dehse dehs deh dehing Dehry Dehher deh dehdeh deh dehdeh, deh deh deh deh deher deh deh deh deh deh deh Dehphen Dehng." Deh deh deh deh dehght. Deh deh deh dehing dehic. Deh deh deh "Dehry Dehher" deh deh, deh deh, dehed deh deh Dehphen Dehng.

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I love you.

to bully hermione

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They should slowly move up Clifford Runs for President the tier list

Draco/Hermione is kino

p-please I have a family

WE TAKE THE FOCKIN' LOT MATE

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Based

lil shit!

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I jerked off to so many fanfics of them.

>Straight fanfic
That's what Pansy is for, user

u wot m8?

generic asshole bully

Pansy / Hermione is the superior bullyfu erotica

tell me more

Imagine Draco / Hermione, but Draco as a girl. Pansy Parkinson is the original Merula Snyder. Only thing is, a lot of them also focus on Draco being gay for some reason

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>Draco being gay for some reason
Cause of Nazi Hugo boss homo erotic image obviously