Cats! It's actual cats! I thought it was gonna be symbolic, you know, or something like that. They're dressed up like cats and... you know you see that title and you figure it's not gonna be like real cats, you know? Symbolism, you know what I mean? There's no dogs in Dog Day Afternoon, you know what I mean? You watch the movie and you enjoy it.
Cats! It's actual cats! I thought it was gonna be symbolic, you know, or something like that...
Landon Wright
Wyatt Wilson
Laughs? I'm going for Gasps.
Luis Kelly
>Symbolism
I think you meant "symbology".
Sebastian Hughes
yes I mean I dont know if Im stupid or if everyone else is
Jayden Baker
I took my mother to that show "How to Succeed in Business Even if You Don't Really Care To," you know... and good god man they pack you into these tiny little seats and it's like $90 per ticket. They make you use your imagination, you know? Like there's a desk and a chair, so you have to imagine there's an office. Or maybe they have a window with a picture of a moon behind it so I guess it's night time, and you really just have to picture what it would look like in a movie. And then everyone starts singing, right? 'cause it's a musical and they start singing "OH HERE COMES THE COFFEE"
Kayden Cruz
Would it have been so hard?
Hunter Reed
never noticed the spawn rip off in the right
Parker Anderson
>rip off
it was probably "just spawn"
Hudson Smith
Will there be any liter box scenes?
Ethan Anderson
what's this from?
Austin Young
the wings are different, probably they couldnt get the rights
Isaiah Nguyen
Norm, pls go away.
Cooper Howard
Are musicals really a thing in America? They are boing. I didn't know about Cats until now.
Matthew Barnes
> I was nineteen years old when the musical Cats came to our town... I couldn't wait to see it. After the show I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control. Rumpus Cat and MacAvity kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but Rumpleteazer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees.
Jackson Gray
This is legitimately the only thing I knew about Cats before this trailer dropped.
Andrew Anderson
we're gonna need a montage
Jeremiah Cooper
They are a thing anywhere where people have theaters.
Zachary Cook
You have balls. I like balls.
Gavin Reyes
"Looks great, ship it to comic-con!"
Robert Parker
well in the musical they're always saying cats. fucking cats cats cats. this guys a cat that guys a cat, heres the stupid cat heres the fat cat. its really really quite terrible but i dont see how you could do a movie without them being cats you would have to change too much.
Carson Perry
Nah. We have theatre play, opera and things like that. Musicals are gays
Isaiah Campbell
Looks like shit but hopefully there will be fapworthy webms of Furry Taytay
Aaron Torres
>we're gonna need a montage
Chorus: 'Montaaaaggggeee'
Aiden Adams
Ready Player 1
Jaxson White
How did they get the cast they did? Was it blackmail? Does some sick fuck enjoy humiliating these people like this?
Lincoln Baker
They promised them Oscars.
Ethan Morales
based norm poster
Noah Adams
didn't the play get like 7 tony awards?
like holy fuck
Kevin Hernandez
director did King's Speech and Les Mis. he's walking awards bait.
Carson Sullivan
Watch the budget hit $200 million on actors alone
Jace Jenkins
It's an adaptation of a well-known property being hemmed by a guy who already made two academy award-winning films (King's Speech, Les Mis 2012, the latter of which was also a musical adaptation), using the type of technology that made Avatar a success.
On paper, it seems like a no-brainer to attach yourself to. In execution, it's probably going to wind up a massive box office bomb since it's coming out the same weekend as Star Wars and Cats is more well-known for being a punchline than a reputable show in the first place.
Jonathan Morales
Ian Mckellen actually looks like he's enjoying himself and also looks much better than anyone else. Jason Derulo and the main white cat are passable, but Judy Dench, James Corden, and Jennifer Hudson all look abysmally uncanny
Joshua Robinson
Also I don’t like how some cats wear clothes and some don’t.
Joshua Garcia
Who thought this was a good idea?
You people think they look cute or something, this shit is nightmare fuel, Jesus Christ.
Isaac Ramirez
And are cat sized in a human world.
Ryan Martin
It's the lack of cat feature in the face. Even a carnival face painting booth knows to paint on the philtrum because it's distinct to dogs and cats.