Jonah is back in the news

what a rat faced kike

What happened to his late 70s LA cokehead aesthetic?

Why does he have a career in Hollywood? Why is he considered relevant?

BMI is 30 - 50% genetic and obesity is 70%. your biology is always fighting with you

avoiding temptation is hard when you're surrounded by good food and drugs
very doable obviously, but still hard for fatties

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This was written by someone who has never smoked a cigarette in their life. "Trying to quit" =/= cold turkey. Even nicotine patches or gum cause you to wean yourself off smoking rather than cutting it out all at once.

How the fuck does his weight fluctuate so much in such a short period of time.
>Americans

Fat Jonah unironically looks better

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shut the fuck up normie

Because they have to share a country with gentiles

B U S T E D

It's all about willpower. You can get best dietary plans and advisors but if you don't muster yourself to say no the moment you're left without supervision you jump back up.

its hard to watch his struggles

Lel he’s already given up on last month’s style and now those tattoos look even more retarded than before.

He looks more natural with a bit of chub.

Byrne’s face says it all. Yikes.

>Burgersharts

I honestly think it's because he realzied he looks as shit when he's in shape so it's not even worth it. Poor guy.

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soul
soulless

Probably he takes adderall or some other drug to lose it then his body adjusts or he goes off it and gains it back.

Clean your room bucko

>6'7 lanket with abs thorough childhood and teens who could eat as much as he wanted due to metabolism
>Turn 25 and get an office job suddenly start bloating up as metabolism goes to shit and I get wide in shoulders and thighs while gaining weight

I can't help myself and I'm probably gonna die young if I don't change something.

He really took that interview hard.

And I thought you put on weight AFTER you quit smoking

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cool it with the antisemitism :)

Well an easy fix would be they self-deport their asses to Israel.

shoot yourself in the head

>t. fattie

It's been awhile since I've heard about jonah and what I'd like to know is what career is he pursuing now?

why the FUCK is he trying to be an actor and stay relevant?
If I were him I would retire and eat whatever I want

>american spirit blues
>not blacks
yikes

Nothing makes me happier than seeing you metabolism fags balloon up.

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Yeah the poor acclaimed actor/director and multimillionaire. What a sad fate!

You don't actually believe those statistics do you?

bullshit i don't believe he smokes

Lmao, he just wanted an excuse for the skittles!

No it's not, it's obese

Why did Jonah Feldstein change his name to Hill?

Yeah, I'm thinking he's back.

Hill is his middle name

>Dude why does he just keep getting fat again lmao

Because here's the fucking blackpill about Jonah Hill, nobody wants thin Jonah, neither the audience or Hollywood itself.

As an actor you have to sell yourself, and Jonah Hill's selling point was that he was "That big fat dude with the round face!", which is how he got roles.

What selling point does a slim Jonah has? None, that is why he keeps getting fat again. Even if he loses all that weight he still has that fat guy moonface, his appeal lies in being fat.

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after everything thats happened probably, doesn't mean he can't pound some sodas as well though and ruin the not eating part

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He'll always be the fat kid in Superbad to me

These email chains always crack me up, execs are even dumber than the audiences they're trying to reel in.

>men
>in black
I thought they were women now

A thought to ponder

>fame and money somehow makes all the problems go away
Based leftist retard.

That was Jack Black

wtf there was a point when it looked like he was gonna make it, he let himself go again. So disappointing.

superfat blackpill is that you can lose off your stomach fine mostly but when it starts piling on your face and arms the skin stays a little distended

>
>Nothing makes me happier than seeing you metabolism fags balloon up.
Fucking this, you skinny ab faggots thought you were the hottest shit in high school, look at you now

Thin Jonah has Chad potential

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All these fatties look the same to me

Wrong, that was ralphie may

Typical miserable jew neurosis, think woody allen.

What the fuck happened to him? He looked so good on that show where the interviewer told him he usually smell terrible

how would jonah react to the following film ?
youtube.com/watch?v=YcdWYT7Yguc

>that pic
>chad potential
L M A O you must be pathetic

kek based paparazzi

Yeah obesity is 70% genetic, everyone in Western countries just evolved to be obese at the same time our diets went to shit.

t. fat fuck

Maltesers? Oh Jonah

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Because he knows the only way he'll ever get roles is if he gets fat and become a punching bag for the Main Lead.

Does he want to be the new joker?

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He looks uncannily like Bob Dylan

>Jonah gets turned down for another chad and Tessa Thompson
life is hell for jonah

well they're both jewish

tfw forever fatty

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Dylan was a lot more handsome.

Not to mention thin

Mid 90s was kino af
Don't @ me

Where's the subway edit

He looks like a wannabe wise guy. Like one of Ray's shithead friends when he first joins the mob in Goodfellas

fuck you

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No they aren't you lazy fat ass faggot

on the internet, look it up for fuck's sake. seriously.

It's gonna be a yikes for me, fellas

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cigarettes cut down the appetite Jonah, I think you should continue smoking

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I stopped jogging daily because my knees a year ago, and I still look better than this fuck.

most americans live sheltered lives so they never try cigarettes as youngins, so they go straight to da herb and mcdonalds french fries

literally try to talk to an american about smoking a cigerette, he'll think you're a satanic pedophile

that was supposed to be jonah's pulp fiction. now it's back to the subway and twinkies

COPE fatty

ahem

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>guess who's fat, fat again.
>Jonah's fat,tell a fren.
>guess who's fat, guess who's fat
>guess who's fat, guess who's fat

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someone shop Pablo in the background

>mfw I'm becoming exceedingly efficient at it

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How do you go from this...

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geg

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I hope he doesn't throw out his wardrobe when he fluctuates weight.

It looks like the dailymail actually just going by the typeface, but yeah, journalism is a shitstain on society

Shouldn't you be giving up eating?

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Are those velcro straps? Of course Jonah can't handle laces

BARP

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probably because he's as big as one

I always thought Christian Bale has crazy body transformations. He ain't got shit on Jonah Hill though. His body has to be in shock.

sorry I need it with all that sex I have with Brad Pitt you bitch

Until today I hadn't realized that fat people actually took refuge in the culture of Yea Forums, actually believed they fit in here. To Northamerilards in particular: Over 70% of you are overweight or obese. You are the scum, the dogs, and statistically, the normies.

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This isn't Yea Forums and your nazi frog isn't welcome here.

didn't he took the BJJ autism way? wtf jonah

I literally have this body but an actually thin face and ZERO kike genes. 6'1, white, chiseled features, great hair until the day I die (take after my mom's side, gramps died with full head o hair) and I have color shifting eyes that go from blue to grey to green and brown. Girls and guys think I'm strongfat and tell me I look great. My girlfriend keeps saying I don't need to lose weight that it is the perfect amount of body fat.

Thots?

Do you ever get bored of posting retarded shit just for attention? Honest question.

Nice LARP.

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How does someone that ugly and beta get jobs in Hollywood.

It's true dude, every bit of that.

In that case the people in your life are lying to you. That kind of a gut is neither strongfat nor the perfect amount of fat. Have somevrespect for yourself and get fitter.

Unironically kys.

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