Have you ever accidentally leaked your kino downstairs?

Lol that same shit happened in an episode of “Love”. It was pretty damn funny desu

>He's never been caught jacking off, can you believe that?
>He's a ghost

I was watching porn with earphones on once. When I finished I realized I forgot to lock the door. My family members occasionally open my door if they need anything, so it terrifies me to think someone could have walked on me jacking off to foot fetish porn and I never even knew. I don't want to know.

>watching porn with audio
but for what reason

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They know, but pretend to not notice because it's less awkward that way. Can't count how many times I walked on my brother fapping under covers and pretending he's asleep/on his phone/reading

please tell me there's more.

>nobody ever suspected a thing
They knew but played it cool not to make it awkward.

audio is the only part of porn that matters

>what is reverse image search

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Are you for real? Sounds make porno for me

Europoors btfo

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Do girls really do this?

Why stop at 2, they are made of cardboard anyway

i love the little giggle she lets out at the end

>tfw still no qt daughter to watch grow up
it's not fair bros

>do it louder next time
lmao wtf

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Did he fuck the mom afterwards? I hope he did

I also had a lock on the door but they key had been missing forever. Also anyone could have looked through the key hole and seen me hammering my meat all day.
Well that's life I suppose

Why do American's have "downstairs". Literally what is the point

drywall is a mineral and why complain if it does it's job.

why are yuros so

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>get the vatican on the line

Looks like twitter, actually.

its similar the the sex dungeons euros have but you live in it instead

Your house only has one floor? Where do you put all your beds and baths? If it isn't at least 5 bedrooms and 4 bathrooms you're poor.

Why would a parent ever do this? You should always assume your child is doing shit you don't want to see. Guess she wanted to fuck him.

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youtube.com/watch?v=tnUzgGOmbiU
it's a taboo to masturbate in america

Used to work as a furniture delivery man. Hated niggers, called my co-worker a nigger on accident. Weird thing is he didn't complain when I said it. He was scared. He complained after work hours. Job sucked anyway he's still doing it 20s years laters. Haha niggers.

Underage and b&: the thread

What a shitty parent kek. What does she think she's helping? He'll grow up to be some guilty sex addict freak.

are there seriously parents like this, this......retard kid.... but that women is evil

lmao

>he's not in Spiderman Shitslinging on FB
Feel bad for you son

Sauce

>not just just hanging a cloth over the door handle

Me and my roommate walked in on our other roommate jacking it like that and my roommate just walked over and lifted the sheets exposing his naked body.

because it doesn't last. I live in a victorian house and it will go on for another 100 years easy

>have you ever accidentally leaked your kino downstairs?

when living in an apartment for uni, a bunch of my neighbors had blutooth crap all over the place. i would occasionally stream nazi audio books, cei joi clips, and the audio to whatever into their apartments all the time. you would think doing it LOUDLY would be funniest, but quietly playing creepy stuff did wonders. i remember waking people up in the dead of night, hearing them leave their apartment, slamming doors, looking for shit, etc. was top keks and one of the only upsides to living in an apartment.

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What is this?

is this girl even human?

>What is this?
probably some disney show for kids produced by dan scheinder.

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how do you not get caught doing this shit? do devices not have a history of what devices connect to it?

YOU MONSTERS

Obviously you cant count on your fingers anons, you're using em to fap

Your phone remembers.
The Bluetooth speakers don’t know shit

>do devices not have a history of what devices connect to it?

do normies who leave their blutooth speaker systems on the default settings know how to do anything?

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i cried laughing imagining that. the first thing that comes to my mind is using some upbeat sonic song early in the A.M.

i understand what youre saying, but ive never used bluetooth myself for anything. i also imagine if you connected to the same persons shit enough times they would try to figure it out.

I've never been caught fapping, but I got caught when my gf was riding me and I was sucking on her titties. feels good but embarrassing man.

>i also imagine if you connected to the same persons shit enough times they would try to figure it out.
oh they tried, they were just stupid as fuck, blutooth devices pretty much have 1-2 buttons on them and/or some control app you have to download. most normies cant be bothered/have the IQ to figure how to manage them. most have a default password of 1111 or 0000 to connect to them. most normies leave em this way and/or have no clue you can even change them.

REEEEEEEE

This happened to me one time as a kid.
>be horny
>log into family computer in basement
>be dumb little shit
>think audio is turned off
>manage to find some houseoftaboo previews
>AH YES
>start playing it
>can't hear anything
>10 seconds in
>fucking bitch starts going OOOOOOOOOOOOOO YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS at the top of her lungs
>mfw the audio was actually on
>mfw the fucker who used the computer before me had the audio turned all the way up
>mfw I lived in a small as fuck house, literally everyone on all floors could hear it
>quickly clear my throat, act like it was just me by going "oh yes" in my most feminine voice I could muster and then "damn this cold" out loud
>next day find out my dad installed some parental controls

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so do these people just leave their tv's on or are these stero systems or something? Whats the range of bluetooth? like 50 feet? Did they ever ask you about it?

that was long ago user, I'm one of you ;_;

fucking idiot- absolute fool

>he's on FB in 2019

I feel bad for you son

Peak autism

The other day I let one of my pendrive on and my dad found out some of the cunny images
Told me next day I have good taste

Wait, are Europeans actually confused about the concept of having a house with 2 floors? Why would that be weird? Do none of you have basements?

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neither have i. but there is some part of the back of my mind that worries i have been but i didnt notice.

most of us live in apartments

that's right honey, americans invented the basement

The point is owning more than the corner bedroom of whatever commie shack you got assigned to

must be the euros. im an ausfag that grew up in a house with 2 floors like a hell of a lot of people. basements arent really a thing here though.

>act like it was just me by going "oh yes" in my most feminine voice I could muster and then "damn this cold" out loud

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How pathetic is your fucking life when you reverse image search an image in the hopes you can be a whiny cunt? If it wasn't reddit, your life would somehow have less validation then it even does now

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Why was this kid broadcasting his shit while he was jerking off?

>its 2013
>watching shit in my room, 3 roomates are in the living room
>somehow accidentally cast content from my laptop to the TV in the living room
>roomates come into my room and ask wtf is going on
>it was just a Chinese cartoon

Even as a child I wasn't that retarded. You deserve the memory, m8

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Why do you want so much bedrooms? Even if you have 2 kids you only need 3 bedrooms and with 1-2 bathrooms it's fine. You don't need much more.

same for me to user
also same now :(

>damn this cold

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This.

Mutts explain why you so materialists.

deadwood

what was the fallout from getting caught a bunch?
are you known as that guy thats a huge masturbator now?

>You don't need much more.
who determines what i need?
not a eurofag that's for sure

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I mean shit, it's starting to sound that way. Not even aussies have them, if this guy is to be believed

I live in an apartment too, but anytime I've lived in a house before now it's almost always had two floors. I guess it makes sense that other countries with different geography and weather concerns might not build them often.

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Having a large house is simply part of the American dream for many people.

countryside houses have two floors, aparments in cities have one
thats how it is everywhere in the world
the thing is that most euros live in cities while americans mostly live in suburbia

How old are you? 12?

In the UK, live in a town, everyone owns a two story house.
My brothers that live in the city also own two story, or even three story houses.

Might be a mainland europe thing, idk.

more like part of the american gimmick, the whole poing of living in a house is that you can grow a family, extending your house so the kids can live with their own kids but zoning laws and regulations dont allow that
instead americans kick their kids out of their mcmansion and try selling them for 20 times what they pay for it and then wonder why the youth cant afford homes like they did

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I read an article about this the other day. One of the reasons why American houses tend to be so large, with big gardens and a lot of separation between houses, is not-so-subtly-racist zoning laws. It is also the reason why most districts have strict laws against subdividing a big house into smaller apartments. The theory is that small affordable apartments bring poor brown people, crime, and squalor. Large McMansions bring well behaved white people.

One consequence of these policies is that vast swathes of suburbs take over states, with large inefficient houses and population density too low for public transport to be viable.

Listen up Eurocuck. I know you're happy giving up your house and your wife's vagina to refugees, but here in America we take what we want and more and nobody can stop us

I accidentally shared my shit when I tried to connect to Wi-Fi when I first moved out.
All my roommates saw my celeb folders and assorted fap images.
One if my housemates said that some of the girls looked a little young
Pretty sure he thinks I'm some massive pedo

he was an npc

I wonder ((((who)))) wrote that article that comes to the conclusion that that white people = racist.
Poor white people live in tiny houses too user, and rich brown people live in large house. Apply some critical thinking to the things you read.

No, I'm not a retard.

it has nothing to do with racism you fucking douche. its caused by the gas lobby