Its a "Truman can't adjust to the horrible reality of the outside world & kills himself after 6 months" episode

>Its a "Truman can't adjust to the horrible reality of the outside world & kills himself after 6 months" episode

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he would be famous so he wouldn't have to live in the real world

The tv-set seemed like a more idealized version of what's outside, not drastically different, he'd be fine.

>it's a Truman wonders if prostate stimulation really is as good as people say episode

>It's a Truman sues the entire world for mistreatment and get awarded billions of dollars episode

>It's "Truman is getting divorced and fucks random girls but he's getting more and more depressed by the day" episode

This couldn't have been made today. The idea that people don't find enjoyment in meaningless sex would be so against the modern world. I do hope they stop rerunning this episode soon.

>The idea that people don't find enjoyment in meaningless sex would be so against the modern world.
Oh shut up faggot.

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Exception to the rule

>It's a "Truman feels overwhelmning existential despair and wonders what's the point of every trying to do anything when we all just die in the end anyways and is seriously contemplating killing himself" episode
Another one? It's getting old.

Really? That one again? It sure does get tiresome seeing that one so often

>It's another "Truman didn't sleep a wink last night, because his regrets haunt his dreams"
fucking hack writers

only brainlets get depressed when they think too much about existence

>durr me smart u dum

Correct.

>Truman realises that the perfect woman that he constructed in his mind that is Sylvia is not the person Lauren truly is. This preachy SJW female is unbearable and he has nothing in common with her. He breaks up with her after breaking her face.

It's a Truman punched his wife episode

What does your genius brain think of then?

>it's a truman kills again and makes sure to be spotless so no one can suspect a thing but we know episode

>it's a zardoz themed episode

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>Truman kill again again, some jokester sound technician puts that song over it.

Despite all my rage i'm still just a rat in a cage...

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>it's a Truman turns into a blabbering retard on the phone for no reason episode
The writers sure love that one for raising the stakes when there are none in the plot

Will they ever make Twoman Show?

>it’s. A. Truman. Eats. A dead baby episode.

based

>It's a Truman's favorite restaurants online ordering is down but he's to scared to call and place an order

>it's a Truman rehearsing what he's going to say when the delivery guy gets to the door, but the dog is barking and the delivery guy says 'cute dog' and Truman wasn't ready for a curve ball so he just says 'bye' and closes the door then still thinks about how he accidentally rude to a stranger for weeks after episode

>written and directed by user
>based on real life events

>Truman tries to better himself and finally sees change in himself so he starts having faint hope for the future
Well thats a nice twist

>it was a dream episode

Dis they teach Truman what sex is? Was there a 18+ version of the show where they showed him banging his wife?

Not only that, they also filmed him defecating, then sold his feces in thei store. And since he left the show, the price on his feces has skyrocketed.

Dumbest phrase ever, also not an argument

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>it´s a truman has a small dick and refuses to take any girl home with him because he doesn´t want to get humiliated again but now people are starting to think he´s gay episode
he really can´t catch a break

deep....

>it’s a Truman took the holiday off and is happy about the free time even though he should have probably taken the hours
Truman will enjoy breakfast at Dennie’s

i want to fuck that trap

>it's a Truman got a meme degree and has sat on his ass all day indoors since he graduated, sending his 100th application for a job knowing that he won't get a reply like the other 99 he sent episode

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Best episodes

>its a truman spent 20 years masturbating daily and now he can't hold an erection for long enough to have sex with someone and he can't get aroused by anything but niche fetishes and his semen production has fucked up and he just dry orgasms or spurts some pre instead of actually ejaculating and he will never sleep with a woman because he would be humiliated episode
again?

>It's "Truman spends hours searching for a good porn vid while he has his hand on his dink, and goes to bed at 4am" episode.

>its a truman still hasnt copyied all his internet bookmarks to his usb and possibly has hundreds of porn bookmarks still on the browser
why is truman so lazy?

Truman is finally feeling the effects in 13 years of alcoholism and is scared to go to the doctor again after seeing this blood work results online

That was a dream episode user

It’s a Truman applies for jobs and gets multiple calls but doesn’t pick up because he is too depressed to put on his “happy” voice. He ignores the voicemails

>it's a girl Truman's in love with jokes about selling her bathwater and Truman wishes she was being serious episode

>it's a Truman finds out about a 4channel joke for the first time episode

>It's a Truman believes he can turn it around this time episode

It's a Truman notices how coldly women interact with him then sees how warm they are to literally any other guy episode

>It's a "Truman matches a really hot girl on tinder and everything is going well and she wants to meet then he says one retarded thing in a sea of charm and she deletes him" episode
haha

>It's a "Truman would rather give up and kill himself than work to achieve anything good in life because he's just that fucking lazy" episode

>its a Truman matches with loads of hot girls but then remembers he cant talk to women then they all unmatch him after a few messages episode