Apologize for John Oliver

The only good host is Conan.

Just stop watching. That's what I did.

don't try to reason with these people, anyone who dares to criticize daddy trump is immediately an enemy to them

>tfw the solution to the problem is that we already have laws

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Glump bad

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Where’s the wall, cuck?

>false equivalence
>calling illegal immigrants ''asylum seekers''
Him having the word ''logic'' in his username is ironic enough as it is, but someone actually screencapped this heap of bullshit, because he thought it's a clever analogy.

>DRUMPF RECORD HIGH APPROVAL RATING

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Up your mothers twat. And besides, he will have it finished by 2024

maybe he should have made it happen when the republicans controlled all 3 branches of govt

The Patrician's Choice is Johnny Carson on MeTV every night instead of the regressiveLeft Clap Comedy shows now.

Plus the 70s ones where he has like 3 jokes written and is obviously high on coke are kino.

It's simple. No one in the UK found him funny. His brand of "YAAS QWEEN! IT'S 20XX SHEEPLE!!!" humour falls flat with British audiences.

So he fucked off across the pond. We don't want him back. Throw him in the sea if you don't want him.

imagine backing such a political lemon that you have to try to brag about a 42% approval rating

john oliver is a child abuser

I don’t mind Kimmel as much as the others yeah he’s doing the Trump stuff now too but he isn’t as smarmy and smug about it as the other guys. Other than the cringey episodes where he cries like a bitch he doesn’t seem like an SJW at heart when it comes to the kind of comedy he wants to do like those other guys I dunno he’s def sold out compared to his old days but he’s still
Not the raging faggot Colbert Seth Meyers and John Oliver are

Exactly. I don't watch his bullshit openings or anything but always been an alright show to watch. Seth is a muppet

But he doesn't say America sucks, he still likes it far more than bongistan.

Americans dont say knobhead

I'll give credit to Kimmel for his 'Mean Tweets' segments I would watch religiously a few years back: it was one of the first mainstream pieces on just how demented social media was becoming, plus the really funny/creative insults were inspiring.

He used to be funny back in the 2000s. Then he went full smug, shoved his dick up his own ass, and paraded around like a condescending cunt who just knows oh so much better than everyone else.

Don't get me wrong, he's not necessarily wrong about certain things. He's just such a pretentious cunt that the only people who'll watch him are the cosmopolitan liberal types who laugh at other people's misfortune. That segment he did on trailer parks that popped up in my YouTube suggestions? A good case study in exploitative housing that'll mostly be watched by people whose father's own or invest in such ventures and who have a vested financial interest in blaming and laughing at poorfags.

It's not really about social commentary or change, just using concern trolling as an excuse to get a rise out of people being fucked over by any given issue. The brit's pedestal broke a long time ago and he's become just another example of late night television's moral decline right alongside Bill "orange man bad" Maher.

Na his just retarded which is pretty obvious for anyone not from obese land. They do say fat slows down the mind and obesity is on the rise every year, no wonder its getting more retarded by the year.

I watched [CURRENT YEAR] man's show and it's actually pretty good. Never listen to Yea Forums.

>Americans pay C-list foreign comedians hundreds of thousands a year to tell them how retarded they are

Why?

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Because we can. You wouldn't understand, it's not something people from poor countries would understand. Now go back to eating or whatever people do in your third world shithole.

He's a slimy Jew, nothing British about him

No way, we hate the cunt. You also gave Laurie Penny lots of work and even put her in an Iron Man comic, why do you worship the worst of our gene pool? Are you masochistic?

>Person: "breaking the law is bad"
>Person breaks the law
>retard: "hey, you've broken the law too so that means breaking the law is ok! Ahahahahahahahaha"

I thought you shitdick libs were all
anti fat shaming yet every other day I see them like HAHA SLUMPF OS SO FAT HAHA MCDONALDS AND KFC!!! And HAHAH HIS SUPPORTERS ARE ALL FAT TOO AND REDNECKS HAHA WHAT LOSERS!! Fucking elitist snobs make me sick! The SJ-dubbs pretend to be the ones to wanna help the poor but are the most classist fucks making fun of working class folks they see as beneath them behind their backs like HAHA POOR WHITE TRASH! GLAD IM ROCH AND ONE OF THE ENLIGHTENED SMART PEOPLE WHO KNOW TRUMP BAD HAHA DUMB FAT POOR RETARDS!

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He was gloating about the French being replaced with Africans, you and him should get Ebola together.

He's tried to start the project multiple times but has been blocked by crybaby liberals each time.

The re-election campaign will be fucking hilarious. Its like the Dems forgot Trump is loud and outspoken; he'll immediately jump down their throats about all the times he tried to enact his promises but was blocked.

That's a lot of words for him to say "I'm a massive faggot"

The patricians choice is Dick Cavett/Michael Parkinson. Carson is just baby boomer dross

come on guys it's 2015 +4

which liberals were blocking him when the republicans controlled the house?

>he'll immediately jump down their throats about all the times he tried to enact his promises but was blocked.
>had control of congress and the whitehouse and appointed two supreme court justices
>still couldn't get anything done
That's like a football team where the other team didn't even show up and they still couldn't get a touchdown. Like real mentally retarded shit.

To top it off, the guy is 40yrs old and he looks like he's in his mid 50s.

>calls other people crybabies while literally blaming them for trump's failure
you are beyond retarded

>English
>Enjoying french demise

IMAGINE MY SHOCK

Too bad he only started pushing for the wall after they lost the house eh

The trump's re-election will make sure he can do his "Orange man bad" routine a couple more years.

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>english
you mean jewish the difference is nihil i admit

whats going to happen to this place when trump loses the election? im not sure im ready for the meltdown

Who is he going to lose to? Biden? Kamala? Booker?BERNIE???? Elizabeth Warren???? Laughed typing this out.

>trump loses the election
Against who?

>those lifeless beady jew eyes

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>when trump loses the election?

I F

>when
how?

pick 1

>watching any late night talk show ever

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What's going to happen if he wins? Imagine being a leftist shill, doing the "orange man bad" thing for YEARS and in the end it was all for nothing. That must be crushing. I personally hope we see a lot of these worthless commie pigs kill themselves in the aftermath

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imagine if trump loses the salt will be incredible

2020 is going to be a shitshow with massive meltdowns no matter who wins

Trump losing the re-election is almost impossible. I mean, who of the Dem clown parade can even take him on? Biden will be most likely his opponent and there no shortage of ammunition against him.

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>Dick Cavett

That guy was so up his own ass he made interviews with John Lennon boring.

>imagine if that guy who nobody thought would win doesnt win

half of the country will vote for literally whoever else gets put up as an alternative. trump has a strong base and being an incumbent is a massive advantage, but his approval/disapproval numbers are dogshit for a president in a good economy

never underestimate the power of 2 years of the media calling everyone an idiot racist who would even think of not voting for a Democrat named after an old WWF wrestler.

I love how he makes mutts and rural retards butthurt.

liberals provide way better salt though

yeah we british can't stand him, thats why he fled to america

>but his approval/disapproval numbers are dogshit for a president in a good economy

usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2019/07/22/trump-approval-rating-new-high-npr-pbs-poll-after-racist-tweets/1796556001/

KEK today even editorializes the headline. Surely this will be his end!

>he doesn't realise america is the containment zone

Nice.

>bragging about a 44% approval rating

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There is no viable alternative. Nobody is going to be excited to vote for the "health care for illegals" party

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Europe will be a socialist dystopia ruled by Muslims and Africans by 2050, at least America will still be culturally western.

obama approval rating was also in the 40's
projects.fivethirtyeight.com/trump-approval-ratings/

user, you had an African muslim as president for 8 years.

>half of the country will vote for literally whoever else gets put up as an alternative.
Literally any other alternative thinks government money/our tax money should go to ILLEGAL FUCKING IMMIGRANTS TO PAY FOR THEIR HEALTH INSURANCE. This is what all the Democrats agreed on.

after a disastrous, unpopular launch of a massive government program and during the worst recession of the last 50 years. not comparable at all.

This.
You cant win a election solely by screaming DRUMPF over and over again.
The DNC has no message beyond this

>America will still be culturally western.
america is already culturaly jewish/negro

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that website shows obama's lowest approval rating as slightly higher than trump's highest. Why would you think that supports your argument at all?

this is just pandering to the progressive crazies, whoever wins will pivot to the middle for the general. they are dumb for enabling this as free ammo against them though.

Kimmel is a bitch.

>this is just pandering to the progressive crazies
And what is going to happen if they have to make a definitive stand on this question during the election? Its going to be a shitshow.

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theyll come up with some kind of nuanced sounding non answer like every politician ever

pushing the immigrant fear/hate angle lost you the house in the midterm so i wouldnt bank on it being the slam dunk you want it to be

Who is a lib here m8? I hate all fat people / retards. Surprise! all fat people are retards otherwise they wouldn't be a fat cunt you stupid cunt now go suck the fat orange mans dick if you can even find it

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>"all Democrats do is scream DRUMPF"
>"also Medicare for All, the green new deal, infrastructure spending and all the other things they talk about are stupid"
Trumpfags truly are absolutely fucking retarded

>pandering to the progressive crazies
And repels all the non-crazy voters in the process. The DNC should have distanced themselves from this crowd a long time ago.

>And repels all the non-crazy voters in the process.
like 5% of voters are even paying attention to the race yet

>theyll come up with some kind of nuanced sounding non answer
While facing Trump? This election is going to be child's play for the President.

You mean like Israel has done?

>like 5% of voters are even paying attention
This will definitely come up during the election. They basically want to give everyone stumbling across the border free healthcare among other benefits. It's just baffling how they think to get away with crazy shit like this.

everything is child's play when you have the mind of a child

do you think he will even go to the debates? hes deteriorating so quickly right now that he sounds like a mental patient at every speaking engagement

Bongland didn’t want him, but you lot took him with open arms and you can keep the fucker.

people stumbling across the border already get free healthcare right now, they just go to ERs where the same care costs 4x as much

>ORANGE MAN BAD AND DUMB
If this is the only strategy Dems can come up with they have lost already.

I assume you're just trolling right now. I mean I know there are people with this kind of skewed view of reality, but they usually don't leave their Twatter bubble.

tell me about them 18th century airports user

He was never famous here. Its strange how he got so big in the US.

Do you know how politics works? The opposition's job is to oppose the current government and democratic voters are happy that they oppose the wall project. If Trump was a good politician he either wouldn't have made grand promises that require the opposition to support him or he would have made some kind of a deal with them.