Lean, neat

The attempt to change it up is cute, but the next movie will bomb. Black people dont like Bond, black women dont like action movies starring women.

Who is this for?

Shebons are disgusting

Hello, Based department?

She's really ugly.

I'll have some box wine, shaken not stirred.

>Dunhill?
>Newports.

>Q: OK Bond, this is MI6's latest gadget
>Bond: It just looks like a boombox
>Q: Yes, it functions exactly like any other ordinary boombox but press the fast forward and rewind buttons at the same time.
>*Bond presses the two buttons and a slip of paper is ejected from a slot beneath the tape deck*
>Bond: Food stamps!
>*Q corrects him*
>Q: International Food Stamps, Bond. If you see the record light flashing, it means that the printer inside is running out of paper.

Booga. Oooga Booga

you know damn well who this is for

>Bond, Janiwa Bond, agent LOO
>Ma'am, maybe you should turn your badge...

Life sentence, no parole

you seem like the angry one redditor

What's the new last name now that 007 doesn't have to be James Bond

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roll

Underrated

oi

James Kong lol

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we finna be some spies up in hur

Roll

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>Lasterious Johnson

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Is this actually happening IRL or is it a meme.

>Diversity in movies are usually.
What on God's green earth did he mean by this

finna get a new id

Most likely real. She is in the next Bond movie as "007" because Daniel Craig's character technically isn't 007 to start off because he left at the end of Spectre. He obviously comes back as 007 for the movie early on but this is his last film and he's retiring after this, so she's his likely replacement.

I'm not well versed in nigger culture. Can someone explain this to me?

dam son...

finna

leggo

It's propaganda. It's not meant to make money or be enjoyed. It's meant to be yet another small piece of mind control.

the point is to destroy all white cultural heroes , they don't need money anymore it's all psy ops from here on out

JUST

why does Yea Forums hate this so much, I think it's great

Aren't we supposed to be the kids that rooted for the empire? I love the fact that Media has made us(white and or men) the villains of our own movies. It's Kino

Finna boutta dab

>The Man Who Dindu Nuffin
>In Her Majesties Public Housing
>GoldRims
>CrackFinger
>The Deadbeat Man Who Knocked Up My Mother
>You Only Get Out As a Felon Twice
>Straight Out Of Compton With Love

>Diversity in movies are usually
I think you accidentally a word

yehaw

haha

I'm sorry Ms. Bond but our chef is not serving "scrimp scrampee and muhfuggin grits" tonight

they will retire all the james bond characters, and go on with the agent 007 instead.
in the next movie, bond and the rest(Q, M etc.) will retire, and we'll get abdul, shaqueesha and osama instead.

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What are you even saying?

N

"Lean" is slang for "purple drank/drink," which itself is slang for Sprite mixed with prescription cough syrup, enjoyed by those of the African persuasion for the purposes of intoxication.

Moon Cricket Raker

Not even a fan of 007 I'm just here for the jokes. I think it's funny.

Oh great, sounds like 007 franchise is officially dead, I will never watch it again.

>why does Yea Forums hate this so much
>Yea Forums
This obviously is not just a Yea Forums thing, you should "diversify" the news websites you browse :)

gibs me

hol up

ay mah niga

Daily reminder that the protagonist of 007(James Bond) is not entire fictional, it's loosely based on the life experiences of original author Ian Fleming himself, who was a real British intellgent officer once.
This utter bullshit here is not only very disrespectful toward this iconic franchise and its fans but also very disrespectful toward the original author of 007.

I'm not white nor british btw.

>Solve literally 95% of all the debate by making her 008
>Decide against that because it's deemed racist
I really want it just all to end

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British people are euphoric with this, they have already blackwashed half their historic figures in movies and tv shows

roll

white Male liberals?

imagine your heros being goofy action movie characters lmao

why is that Ferrari so sad?

Rpll

rolling

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Oogidy boogidy

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roll

Why is Britain particularly so keen on this? I at least get in the states because of slavery and guilt-complex but it makes no sense from the UK side.

Roll

lol fpbp by far

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go

sheeeeeeeeit

So fucking hideous

>Arizona Tea, Skittles

>the villain has her tied to table
>”female circumciscion Mrs Bond, is an ancient and respected tradition. Some might call it an art”

Sneed, not chuck

sup niggas, u talkin shit?!

KEK

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I like her in this image

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>taking over for him in the film while he’s retired
>probably gets booted again by end of film
NOOOOO GOYIM SHES THE NEW 007 FOREVER GENERATE OUTRAGE SO WE CAN MAKE MORE MONEY

No Ms. Bond you’re not allowed to look at my cards to see if I'm a "cheatin ass cracka"

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cant wait to see her getting boned in future 007 movies

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Goddamn what a man face. That literally looks like someone photoshopped a black man's face onto a black woman's body.

Gottem

>when you can't afford high quality shills so you have to get third world ones

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is that real?

>grapefruit kool-aid, stolen not purchased.

Are black men pissed off that their time to be sexy spy bond, something that has been hyped for years, has been robbed by women?

I dunno, just googled her name and got this

lol based

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lmao

>black panther

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The history of 007 is a whitewash.

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Trina at least looks like a girl, and not a tree trunk

From Juvie with love.

kkek

There is no need to suck your teeth at me everytime you lose a hand Ms. Bond

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Face tats are forever
The nigga with the sideways Glock

Shes ugly even with that good lighting LMAO

She looks like me if I'm a girl (male)

I'm a white male liberal and even I won't watch this trash.

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It's been dead since 2002

not funny

Got em

>so simple
>still funny

have sex

its another attempt to kill a series. people want imagination, not reboots

Yeah I bet a black (lower IQ) woman (lower IQ + lower strength + higher emotional instability) is gonna make for a real good all-powerful secret agent, lmao.

>liberal
why? do you enjoy black dick that much?

El basedo de magnifico

Who cares about James Bond in this day and age? It's been like what? More than 55 years?

Is that a tranny?

White boys are still seething over this?

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Heh

How will blacks ever recover?

/pol/ doesn't have any meaning in their lives so they have to cling to spooks like "race identity"

>Cast Ana in your movie
>Make the black chick your female lead instead

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thanks, obama

There is always you can not think of the low price!

Yes, I wonder...it's a mystery. A true riddle. youtube.com/watch?v=_SPXDAX4Ci8

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Ooogaa das rite

AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA ABSOLUTELY DABBED ON HOLY SHIT

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>Spooks

>social justice
>equality
>liberalism
>humanity
>world government
>reparations
>diversity
>mult-culturalism
>guilt
ad infinitum

She's going to get BLEACHD in every film by the Daniel Craig stand in white boy character.

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>white male liberal
What even is this nowadays? Just admitting you prefer black dick in your ass over white?

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this is a joke, right?

this is intentional, of course

what is her drink order going to be?

based

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i'm going to assume she's the bond girl that is too strong to sleep with bond himself, they end up bonding and in the end bond retires and she becomes new bond

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what are you trying to say?

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nah hes right her face is busted

Such sharp wit

FPBP

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Imagine not having heroes because you never invented the written word.

>Untill we meet again Ms. Bond! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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I want to make ogre babies with her

lol NIGGERRRRRS

>Serena Williams
More like William Aneres

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lmao

The man with the golden grill

"It's old so why should we care about it?"

> I was going to mention she looks dull for a Bond Girl.
> See this message.
> Take a look at the thread.
This is suicidal. At least I'm free of seeing them doing crap with "James Bond adapted to today".

Any info about her being a lesbian to keep hot bondgirls or are they really going for the swift kill?

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>Octogibs

literally Arsenio Hall with a wig and lipstick

Dr. Nae-Nae
GoldTeeth
The White Guilt Is Not Enough
From Prison With Love
Never Say Nigger Again
Coalraker
Herpes Are Forever

Savage lmao

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nice, I'd watch it

nice feet desu

rekt lol

>Ms. Bond, we've decided to allow your marijuana smoking, but please stop dumping the tobacco from the complimentary cigars onto the floor

Ahahahahahahahaa ahahahaha ahahaha ahahahahahahahaha AAHAHAHa Ahahahaahahahahahahahaha AAHAHAHa Ahahahaahahahahahahahaha AAHAHAHa Ahahahaahahahahahahahaha AAHAHAHa Ahahahaahahahahahahahaha AAHAHAHa Ahahaha oh my ahahahahahahahaha AAHAHAHa Ahahahaahahahahahahahaha AAHAHAHa Ahahaha

Lol

>We anticipated your arrival, Ms. Bond, and have prepared a special meal just for you: habanero chicken confit with a grape reduction sauce served on a bed of collard microgreens, and a watermelon agua fresca

chicken. fried, not stirred.

so what will become of bond girls now that 007 is female?

>OOGA BOOGA
This shit will never not be funny

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>Ms. Bond we do not know carry so called Black and Milds or "Newports". Now please enjoy this hookah lounge we have set up

peak zoz my friend

>

Why the fuck are you white honkies so fucking racist? I can't wait until you are outbred by us. We are taking over your media first, but everything else will follow. You cumskins will regret your racism

dilate

>for the kween Jazmine

BIX NOOD

You kill at least two of your own for every child you have. No, you won't outbreed anyone

>No ms bond this isnt a weave

Come to Africa and we'll cook you.

Do you think once all whites are gone you will prosper? I hope you enjoy the ruins you create

Trina Parks was a Bond girl?

Prepare your asshole, M.
Ms. Bond can't save you here.

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>cotton raker

This is some obvious bait and you still get retards that bite. Incredible

BASADO Y ROJOPASTILLADO

>implying the opposite of any of this would be good

>cotton raker
>not Coonraker

>we need a black female bond, any ideas
>uhh, how about that boring chick from captain marvel??
>nice!

This is why this shit is so fucking obvious. They can't even get anything right. Why didn't they get Lupita N'yongo, or another hot negress if they were going to go for the whole black female James Bond? Oh right, they're just casting uggos and intentionally trying to ruin franchises.

Fuck Hollywood

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seconding this, if we could get a brit to explain that'd be cool. It makes no sense

black dicks are living rent free inside your head lol

BASED

Food Stamps are Forever
In the KWEEN'S Secret Service
The Man with the Golden Teeth
The Spy who Robbed Me

>08:08:08
p cool tho

tbf the man with the golden gun doesn't need to be changed

>Herpes are Forever
>The Man with the Stolen TV

you alright white boy, you aight.

>Why didn't they get Lupita N'yongo

They tried

vanityfair.com/hollywood/2019/03/bond-25-rami-malek-lupita-nyongo-casting/

BASED

Low effoort

bas'd 'n' kek'd

>Judging by the name in your hoop earrings, you must be Ms. Bond

Maybe see can pull it off. Giver her a chance guys.

based

>Q
>Not G

damn son

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>my name is Bond, Jazmine Bond and I have a loicense to fucc white bois

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DAMN 007 GOT DABBED ON

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Cottonfinger

>The Man Was Named Toby

second post, best post

3/4 of these replies is samefag

>Yes, yes, Ms. Bond. Justice for Trayvon. Now please, make your wager

martini, shaken not nigger
007 license to kill niggers
goldnigger

>Excuse me, I ordered my drink 5 minutes ago and... Oh, you're 007

>No, Ms. Bond, I haven't "seent" your baby daddy

this thread is absurdly based

???

>Until we meet again Ms. Bond HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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cringe

Holy based Kek.

Kek

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Based

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good post

thumbs up

:0

I can't be the only one that is goddamn fucking tired of niggers at this point. Like holy shit, how do you go from enslaving these apes, to making them equals, to importing them to every white country on the planet, to elevating them to a heightened status when they are just so goddamn stupid. I swear to god, at my workplace main two fuckups are both niggers, when I go to the grocery store it's smelly niggers, when I turn on the TV it's niggers. What the hell happened to this place. Africa is fucking huge. Go do your thing there, why do you always need whitey to make a fucking civilization for you!?

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Fuck off /pol/

Look at this dude and his singles

Based strokeposter

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>The nigga with the sideways Glock
FUCK

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Blame the (((slavers))), we can all agree they fucked up hard.

fuck off nigger lover

You could tell me this was a tranny and i would believe you without question

lmao

>I like my drank shook not sturd

BASED
and
IN-YOUR-PLACE-PILLED

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Chuck off

From Africa with Ebola

>Onna downlow fo da qwayn

Bond 25 is going to bomb worse than Dresden in WWII.

put me in the screencap reddit!

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Have sex.

>quick, gimme yo wallet and gun
>alright. are you gonna get the guard?
>hell naw Im finna clear up with my nigga aiight

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If Vito's anywhere in sight tell him I still have dibs on cryfu.

cringe

based whiteoid

Got me zozzin'

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Cough syrup, grape, stolen not bought.

t.

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Western progressivism is literally just cuckspamming 24/7 but then pretending that you're not doing it so that you can own the racists when they complain

>The Man With The Stolen Gun

Classism, diversity cuckspam is just elite white owning the non-elite whites so it's turned up to 11 in a country that has traditionally regarded the working class as subhuman

It's white liberals

Agent 1350

>I love the fact that Media has made us(white and or men) the villains of our own movies. It's Kino
They've already thought of that, numbnuts. Ever notice that in the past 3-4 years the villains have become more and more absurd, incompetent, and non-threatening? Bad guys with "gray morality" and "humanized" / sympathetic villains are done. The moment ____ Did Nothing Wrong became a meme and they started losing, they committed to never again give white males accidental heroes like they've been doing since at least Archie Bunker in the 70's.

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>The man with the stolen bike

This is why I don't feel bad for y'all

where's the dick?

AY YO WHERE SHE GET DEM RDJ KICKS??

Subtle.

Whys she so hot bros??

The movie "Threads" is actually about 3rd world immigrants invading your country...

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no more chicken then