While Bill Clinton plays the sax

>while Bill Clinton plays the sax

Well that doesn't date this show at all.
If this intro were written today, what Trump line could you shoehorn in?

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It was the writer's son who came up with the line and they went with it because they couldn't think up anything better.

While Donald grabs some cats
>cut to Donnie grabbing a bunch of stray cats in a nod to “grab them by the pussy”

Probably something about Trump's hair or Twitter usage

They did a bunch of shit like that, with Urkel cameos and whatnot. My only guess is that it's a throwback to old Looney Tunes cartoons that would randomly have dudes like Humphrey Bogart show up. Probably funny as hell at the time, but it does date the material a bit. It's why stuff like Ducktales and Darkwing Duck have aged a bit better, they aim to be timeless.

how about "while don trump deports wetbacks/we're animaniacs"

While Trump wears MAGA hats

Clunky and doesn't fit.

This show IS being written today.

while the don deports wetbacks
ftfy

This.

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Something about home alone

>Wako packs away the snacks, while Donald Trump grabs the snatch

>while Donald Trump distorts the facts

It was changed later on to "We pay lots of income tax"

darkwing duck sucked major ass and was on par with bonkers

BALONEY IN OUR SLACKS

while Yea Forums faps to traps

While trannies screech "have sex"

>Ducktales and Darkwing Duck
I never got into either of these as a kid because I think anthropomorphic ducks look stupid.

TRUMP AVOIDS HIS INCOME TAX

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>While Trump won't publish his returns on tax

>trump is bad so give us claps

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What show is this

>1992 was 67 years ago

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Too many syllables

The future is now, old man.

while drumpf takes it in the ass

While Donald Trump plays his wife

>while Bill Clinton plays the sax
>Well that doesn't date this show at all.
Well.
There’s a theory that Bill Clinton was secretly a homosexual, and Lewinsky was just a cover. So
“Clinton Plays the Sax”
Could be a euphemism or double entendres.
>While Donald grabs some cats
This weirdly would be a good follow up to the above line if true.
Plus, animation of Trump trying to grab a cat would be funny.
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While Trump plays his voters

>While Trump sends them back

I doubt Clinton would have risked impeachment over a cover

While Trump offends the blacks.

While Trump says it's them or us

While Trump says “send her back”

It might depend on what he was covering up, or misdirecting people from.
If Bill was gay, and certain people knew he was gay, there might have been a cover story in place ready to be brought out in case the story leaked.
Presidents get up to all sorts of stuff though.
Maybe something else was going on at the same time that definately needed to be distracted from.
Clinton brings out the sexual harrasment of the intern story,
The news cycle spends months on the story,
Possible impeachment can cover lots of other sins.
Also, the lewinsky story covers up Bill being gay.
That would just be a minor plus.
It’s like winning in multiple ways while playing scrabble.

He signed DOMA.

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Underrated

>Well that doesn't date this show at all.

Imagine a cartoon made in the 90's being aimed kids in the 90's in a time where no one envisioned these shows would ever be seen again past the time of their airing.

Zoomers are fucking idiots.

Omar is from Somalia and married her brother to get citizen status. Funny how they don't mention that. And before you start screeching at me, I don't like Trump either. But fuck you for supporting Somalians, fuck those subhuman filth. You have no idea what it's like to live with those Muslim literal inbreds constantly acting like god damn retards and causing massive spikes in crime and car accidents wherever they decide to squat. You want to know how shit they are? Even African Americans call them "the niggers of niggers". Even black people hate on them for being so god damn shit. Literally no one wants them here. No one, except for themselves.

Trump tweeting COVFEFE

>So just sit back and relax
>While the Donald twists the facts

kek

Oh......ooh my......oooh my oh my.

sounds like a retarded boomer conspiracy like obama being born in kenya

>while r*ddit says orange man bad

Lewinsky ia mossad and Clinton was blackmailed by Mega